Ugh furries. They disgust me. Op should have gone and beat up the furry rather run being a pussy about it and calling the police
[QUOTE=BallPeen;26353060]Ugh furries. They disgust me. Op should have gone and beat up the furry rather run being a pussy about it and calling the police[/QUOTE]
In the magic place called real life you can go to jail for life.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26353092]In the magic place called real life you can go to jail for life.[/QUOTE]
In the magic place called court system, you don't go to jail for life for beating up someone
[QUOTE=mr apple;26353134]In the magic place called court system, you don't go to jail for life for beating up someone[/QUOTE]
That depends on a lot of different factors.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26353148]That depends on a lot of different factors.[/QUOTE]
Uhm, nope.
You still can't go to jail for life for beating up someone
They'd probably call it self defence where a guy in a animal suit is stalking a teenager and the teenager defends himself
[QUOTE=mr apple;26353134]In the magic place called court system, you don't go to jail for life for beating up someone[/QUOTE]
What if I beat them up with a car
Claim they jumped out infront of you.
Can you find the pen and give it back to me? I think I dropped it around your place.
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;26348933][img_thumb]http://www.jacksonvillefirefightercharities.com/Benelli%20M2.jpg[/img_thumb]
Problem, Furfags?[/QUOTE]
you should sneak into his bedroom with a shotgun and yell "YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT ME ALONE"
don't need to shoot or anything, just make him piss his furry little pants
Were the furies girls ?
[QUOTE=mr apple;26353172]Uhm, nope.
You still can't go to jail for life for beating up someone
They'd probably call it self defence where a guy in a animal suit is stalking a teenager and the teenager defends himself[/QUOTE]
Depends on how badly you beat up the person, you could king hit them and they could possibly die, that's man slaughter, and jail worthy.
Wait...
How do you know the cop was fat if you only called them?
[QUOTE=Dbuhos;26353281]Were the furies girls ?[/QUOTE]
Thats like asking "Were the Women's Rights Activists Men?"
OP you're a dumbass. The people in the furry-suits could have been girls you know.
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;26353328]Wait...
How do you know the cop was fat if you only called them?[/QUOTE]
Genius.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;26353487]OP you're a dumbass. The people in the furry-suits could have been girls you know.[/QUOTE]
Most furrys like to force their sex partners to wear butt plugs with a tail attached to it.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;26353487]OP you're a dumbass. The people in the furry-suits could have been girls you know.[/QUOTE]
By his voice, I was sure it was a guy.
Obviously a fake story. Still funny, though.
[QUOTE=Hazard Fox;26352441]Nah, I'm not THAT kind of furry. I'd rather not blast my own personal interests out such as a stupid suit or randomly carrying a marker. Collar, maybe...its subtle yet not a scream.
Also thanks, I get it this friday.[/QUOTE]
A collar? What. The. Fuck.
Call furry exterminators.
Dude, if he does that agian fight him, he will never win with a fursuit.
Also furries cant fight as they are pussy's.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=RivaGe;26350518]You are a huge pussy.[/QUOTE]
That sounds scary.
The furry was trying to be funny be as always it only ended up being really unfunny and in this case very disturbing.
He probably won't bug you again, if he does get a video cam and record the shit the furry does, post it online and send it to the cops.
Welcome him inside, beat him to death, bury him in the back.
Sounds like the plot to some fucking horror movie.
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;26348933][img_thumb]http://www.jacksonvillefirefightercharities.com/Benelli%20M2.jpg[/img_thumb]
Problem, Furfags?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/M2FlamethrowerVWM02.jpg[/img]
This is better.
shouldve hugged him, man
maybe a hug was all he needed before he turned into a real cat
[quote=codemonkey3;26351850]i warned you about those furries bro, i told you about those furries dawg.[/quote]
it keeps happening
You should have ran around the block, ditching them before going home.
This is the exact reason why I always carry a knife on my person when I'm outside of my home.
You never know what kind of retards you come across.
inb4 kill it with fire
kill it with fire.
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