[QUOTE=Anax;26351042]MS paint, tagged for hugeness.
[media]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8923/vehuggedme.png[/media][/QUOTE]
Requesting avatar of policeman.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;26355475]inb4 kill it with fire[/QUOTE]
Laaaaaate, it's already been suggested within the first couple of posts
[QUOTE=Nekrietns;26355422]This is the exact reason why I always carry a knife on my person when I'm outside of my home.
You never know what kind of retards you come across.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes:
[QUOTE=DoctorRictofen;26348905]2nd amendement.[/QUOTE]
It's idiots like you that give anti-gun nuts ammunition.
But you should definitely do something OP. Get a bat, pipe, something. Walk outside and if the person tries to hug you, you can hit them and call self defense. You are in America, right?
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;26355504]Requesting avatar of policeman.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/phoyodude/hereyago.png?t=1290950732[/img]
Here you go.
I like how half the people here are suggesting weapons even though they would never kill other person.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26355581][img_thumb]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/phoyodude/hereyago.png?t=1290950732[/img_thumb]
Here you go.[/QUOTE]
:love:
My personal favorite incendiary device:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2oEP3RWppA[/media]
OP is being buttfucked by one of the otherfurries, while the stalker is calling his furry friends to join in.
OP should buy a shotgun or make a primitive flamethrower out of a spraycan and a lighter, then seal all windows and buy a door which isn't made of glass.
Or move to Croatia since that guarantees that you'll stay safe from furries for eternity without hurting at least one person.
Lock up tight and lay low. Have a firearm near you just in case you have one. If not use a broom or something and lay low for a while. If this persists, go to the grocery store and buy two weeks worth of food. And lastly, find an area in your home or appartment or whatever where he can't reach you. And only awnser the phone if it's some one you know is calling.
Follow these steps and you should be secure from this furry.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;26355689]I like how half the people here are suggesting weapons even though they would never kill other person.[/QUOTE]
I'd kill a person in defense of myself, family and friends, you get the picture.
run. FUCKING RUN.
OP should be updated to keep us informed. :buddy:
Oh god :suicide:
Confront that guy, hit him in the face if he doesn't leave.
One question OP, does this furry have any friends?
This is pure gold.
[QUOTE=Anax;26351042]MS paint, tagged for hugeness.
[media]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8923/vehuggedme.png[/media][/QUOTE]
Holy shit that is exactly what happened, it's like you've even been there... with me. :gay:
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;26356105]OP is being buttfucked by one of the otherfurries, while the stalker is calling his furry friends to join in.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=245413&dateline=1263839272[/IMG]
Your avatar fits this so well.
Oh lord go buy a gun and hide in the corner of your house crying... I know I would... :tinfoil:
:munch:
Never leave your house again.
A++ thread.
Should've taken the Gentleman approach.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ron_fisticuffs.jpg[/IMG]
This thread is a great laugh.
[IMG]http://imgur.com/ysgf6.gif[/IMG]
Best Thread in the whole of FP
Jesus, you're a homophobe
Why didn't you just hug him then you would survive
How often do you just pass furries randomly in the street...?
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