Aaaand this is why most people hate furries. I always feel sorry for the 5% who aren't hyperactive, annoying, or childish, though.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26355259]it keeps happening[/QUOTE]
I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and listen to all these CDs.
i told you about furries bro
I TOLD YOU
Just a quick update, I'm still a fucking pussy. :saddowns:
I asked my mom a few hours ago for help, but she just laughed and told me that it's just little children wanting to play. :argh: So I called my grandmother to come over (she lives 10 minutes away from my home) and she accepted. :buddy:
Half an hour ago, I saw that fucking fursuiter peeking through the window and I tried to take a photograph, but he just ducked. So I fucking asked my grandmother for help, as she fucking hates furries (she watches CSI). :smug:
She grabbed her purse, went out of the house and chased him. Seeing as most people are afraid of hurting the elderly, he just ran away like a pussy.
I just hope he doesn't come back tonight again. :ohdear:
It gets better and better.
Always have faith in the elderly to chase away teenagers dressed as anthropomorphic animals.
I can't belive you guys actually believe this shit.
it [b]IS[/b] hunting season...
In the name of God, impure souls of the furry dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26359146]Just a quick update, I'm still a fucking pussy. :saddowns:
I asked my mom a few hours ago for help, but she just laughed and told me that it's just little children wanting to play. :argh: So I called my grandmother to come over (she lives 10 minutes away from my home) and she accepted. :buddy:
Half an hour ago, I saw that fucking fursuiter peeking through the window and I tried to take a photograph, but he just ducked. So I fucking asked my grandmother for help, as she fucking hates furries (she watches CSI). :smug:
She grabbed her purse, went out of the house and chased him. Seeing as most people are afraid of hurting the elderly, he just ran away like a pussy.
I just hope he doesn't come back tonight again. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Dude. Grab a fucking Hockey Stick and beat the shit out of him if he's trespassing on your property.
Oh hi Mssnor
[b]I am being stalked by a fucking human[/b]
Yesterday, I was going to the local music store to buy a few CDs with my fursuit on.
On my way back home, I noticed around [b]three[/b] people dancing on one of the sidewalks. Being curious, I went there to see what was going on.
As I walked up to see what they are doing, the brown human who is possibly a puerto rican has approached me and attempted to give me a hug. As I have a bad experience with humans on the Internet, I unthinkingly backed him off and shouted "No way!". He seemed a little upset, but I just walked away on my way home.
After 3 minutes of walking, I had this strange feeling of being watched. I looked behind, and noticed that same brown human following me. Being the fucking pussy I am, I began to run and I finally arrived at my house and locked the door. I looked out of the window, and there was nobody there and I later minded my own business.
Later at 11 PM, I went to bed thinking I would get a good night sleep. After 15 minutes, I almost fell asleep until [b]I heard the vocalization of "ESE" out of my window.[/b]
I looked through the window and there was nobody there. I yelled "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" and he replied "A talk, Ese". I was so fucking terrified, that I called the police. I explained them everything, but the fat cop just laughed and hung up. I looked out of the window again, and everything was quiet again. After 20 minutes, I passed out and fell asleep.
The next morning, I woke up and thought that it was only a dream, until I noticed this fucking piece of paper attached to my window from the other side, saying "YOU SHOULD HAVE HUGGED ME"
I don't know what to do and I'm really worried. I'm even afraid to step outside. What should I do, Facepunch? :ohdear:
[i]tl;dr - I refused a hug from a human on the street and then he followed me. He creeped me out through the window in my sleep and I called the police but they laughed. The next morning it left me a letter on the window. What should I do?[/i]
[b]Update:[/b] Just a quick update, I'm still a fucking pussy. :saddowns:
I asked my mom a few hours ago for help, but she just laughed and told me that it's just little children wanting to play. :argh: So I called my grandmother to come over (she lives 10 minutes away from my home) and she accepted. :buddy:
Half an hour ago, I saw that fucking human peeking through the window and I tried to take a photograph, but he just ducked. So I fucking asked my grandmother for help, as she fucking hates humans (she watches CSI). :smug:
She grabbed her purse, went out of the house and chased him. Seeing as most people are afraid of hurting the elderly, he just ran away like a pussy.
I just hope he doesn't come back tonight again. :ohdear:
or how about you kick the persons ass you idiot it shouldn't be able to fight back if it is a furry.
[QUOTE=Nikota;26359295]Oh hi Mssnor[/QUOTE]
What the fuck how would anyone mistake me for h- Oh, my avatar.
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26359358]What the fuck how would anyone mistake me for h- Oh, my avatar.[/QUOTE]
And
[img]http://gyazo.com/15a5f1097c967201e4cdb5d87c4ac5c2.png[/img]
taken from Mssnor's friend list
[img]http://gyazo.com/e9ea81cbaf3887360b2d2edac3c6758e.png[/img]
[QUOTE=mars7a;26359030]I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and listen to all these CDs.[/QUOTE]
Fuck Im heading towards all these furries...........
Oh nevermind its bender
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
My work as internet detective is done here
Fuck late.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;26359345][b]I am being stalked by a fucking human[/b]
Yesterday, I was going to the local music store to buy a few CDs with my fursuit on.
On my way back home, I noticed around [b]three[/b] people dancing on one of the sidewalks. Being curious, I went there to see what was going on.
As I walked up to see what they are doing, the brown human who is possibly a puerto rican has approached me and attempted to give me a hug. As I have a bad experience with humans on the Internet, I unthinkingly backed him off and shouted "No way!". He seemed a little upset, but I just walked away on my way home.
After 3 minutes of walking, I had this strange feeling of being watched. I looked behind, and noticed that same brown human following me. Being the fucking pussy I am, I began to run and I finally arrived at my house and locked the door. I looked out of the window, and there was nobody there and I later minded my own business.
Later at 11 PM, I went to bed thinking I would get a good night sleep. After 15 minutes, I almost fell asleep until [b]I heard the vocalization of "ESE" out of my window.[/b]
I looked through the window and there was nobody there. I yelled "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" and he replied "A talk, Ese". I was so fucking terrified, that I called the police. I explained them everything, but the fat cop just laughed and hung up. I looked out of the window again, and everything was quiet again. After 20 minutes, I passed out and fell asleep.
The next morning, I woke up and thought that it was only a dream, until I noticed this fucking piece of paper attached to my window from the other side, saying "YOU SHOULD HAVE HUGGED ME"
I don't know what to do and I'm really worried. I'm even afraid to step outside. What should I do, Facepunch? :ohdear:
[i]tl;dr - I refused a hug from a human on the street and then he followed me. He creeped me out through the window in my sleep and I called the police but they laughed. The next morning it left me a letter on the window. What should I do?[/i]
[b]Update:[/b] Just a quick update, I'm still a fucking pussy. :saddowns:
I asked my mom a few hours ago for help, but she just laughed and told me that it's just little children wanting to play. :argh: So I called my grandmother to come over (she lives 10 minutes away from my home) and she accepted. :buddy:
Half an hour ago, I saw that fucking human peeking through the window and I tried to take a photograph, but he just ducked. So I fucking asked my grandmother for help, as she fucking hates humans (she watches CSI). :smug:
She grabbed her purse, went out of the house and chased him. Seeing as most people are afraid of hurting the elderly, he just ran away like a pussy.
I just hope he doesn't come back tonight again. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
3/5
not as exquisite as other stories
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
waaait a minute
isnt mssnor a wallid alt
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;26359547]3/5
not as exquisite as other stories
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
waaait a minute
isnt mssnor a wallid alt[/QUOTE]
Mssnor makes fucking ytpmv's
how can you be scared of a furry its not like he is going to kill you or rape you
just tell him that wtf you are doing lol you are a furry you dont belong in my home
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;26359770]how can you be scared of a [B]furry[/B] its not like he is going to kill you or [B]rape[/B] you[/QUOTE]
do you want to take that risk
Unless you give us a picture or a video of the furry hiding outside, I call bullshit.
i smell wallid very much so
Its funny how you all talk smack and say things like "lol gon kill sum furfags wit mah shatgun n fitty hunnerd rounds durr" but you would not have the balls to do shit to a furry in real life.
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;26360026]i smell wallid very much so[/QUOTE]
It DOES sound an awful lot like his posts. Funny, but more than likely fabricated.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26359828]Unless you give us a picture or a video of the furry hiding outside, I call bullshit.[/QUOTE]
I think you need to look up "hiding" in a dictionary, because I don't think it means what you think it does.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;26353979]A collar? What. The. Fuck.[/QUOTE]
Electric collar. It's the only way i'd allow it.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;26360229]I think you need to look up "hiding" in a dictionary, because I don't think it means what you think it does.[/QUOTE]
Just because something's hiding doesn't mean it's impossible to find/see, hidden just means it's very hard to see, not necessarily impossible.
That is fucking creepy. Goddamn furries...
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26360360]Just because something's hiding doesn't mean it's impossible to find/see, hidden just means it's very hard to see, not necessarily impossible.[/QUOTE]
Or he could be hiding in plain sight. OP, you know the statue in your front yard that you don't remember putting there? That's the furry. Go get him.
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