[QUOTE=Demache;26360408]Or he could be hiding in plain sight. OP, you know the statue in your front yard that you don't remember putting there? That's the furry. Go get him.[/QUOTE]
Because furries often impersonate statues using the special ability they have to, you know, look like they're made of stone.
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26348866] Being curious, I went there to see what was going on.[/quote]
[quote]As I have a bad experience with furries on the Internet, I unthinkingly backed him off and shouted "No way!". [/QUOTE]
:confused:
If you had a bad experience with furries why would you even go see what was going on? I call bullshit
[QUOTE=CokeLight;26360682]:confused:
why would you even go see what was going on? I call bullshit[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=Sharker;26348994]Sounds like a generic scary story.[/QUOTE]
Looking at OP's avatar, it sounds like more of a...
*sunglasses*
CAVE Story.
Take pictures next time.
If you see him again, tell him to fuck off, punch him if necessary.
Give him a hug, don't be a pussy.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;26361859]Give him a hug, don't be a pussy.[/QUOTE]
why in the bleeding fuck would anyone hug a random stranger
[QUOTE=Ownederd;26362088]why in the bleeding fuck would anyone hug a random stranger[/QUOTE]
spread the :love:
that's what free hug day is all about bro
[img]http://www.bugspray.com/pictures/traps/bears.jpg[/img]
Bear traps lol.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26353017][img_thumb]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg[/img_thumb]
The only solution. You know what to do.[/QUOTE]
supersoaker+gasoline
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Qn_LkOhGg&feature=related[/media]
kinda like that
-snip-
Are you she? If not this thread is gay.
are there any status updates as of yet?
I would be scared as fuck if that happened to me
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26362315]
supersoaker+gasoline
[/QUOTE]
Tried that, the gasoline slowly dissolved the plastic parts of the super soaker.
I'm coming again tonight
[QUOTE=Van-man;26363276]Tried that, the gasoline slowly dissolved the plastic parts of the super soaker.[/QUOTE]
....mix gasoline with a box of styrofoam cups and plates and you have napalm.
Make a molotov using that mix and you got a firebomb.
I made that stuff once, dunk the end of a stick into it and you have a very nice torch.
Knock the shit out of them see if they continue to stalk you.
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but the furry is probably autistic.
Better bend over and butter up, OP
ahaha you let your GRANDMOTHER chase him
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26348866] I was so fucking terrified, that I called the police. I explained them everything, but the fat cop just laughed and hung up. [/QUOTE]
Cops don't hang up- if they do its illegal no matter how bullshit a call sounds they are required by law to respond to the place of the call even if it's determined a "prank" or "accident"
[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;26364116]I don't know if this has been mentioned, but the furry is probably autistic.[/QUOTE]
That's more of a rule, than a exemption.
Get a bat. Chase him down and beat his ass for trespassing. I'm being serious, it's going to get A LOT worse for you unless you do something.
someone rate this comment dumb because this thread is a made up story the end.
[QUOTE=Fariun;26364533][B]Cops hang up[/B]- if they do its illegal no matter how bullshit a call sounds they are required by law to respond to the place of the call even if it's determined a "prank" or "accident"[/QUOTE]
fixed
because cops are human and humans make mistakes
Take off his mask/furry head thing and run away with it.
or go outside and let him hug you
then when he lets go
kick him in the nuts, if he doesn't fall over, you didn't kick hard enough
[QUOTE=Neb;26365278]Take off his mask/furry head thing and run away with it.[/QUOTE]
Optionally, use it as a toilet.
Take his furmask
shit in a bag
put shit bag in furmask
mail it to furfag
profit
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