Landover Baptist Forums - "Minecraft is full of evil!" - General

Everyone in this thread who doesn't realize that Landover Baptist is a work of satire, needs to be banned.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25649865]Why are they making religion look bad :([/QUOTE] Because religion [B]is bad[/B]

[quote="Reborn9"]Because religion is bad[/quote] Religion does wonders, I think you'll find. And that's just generalising. I may be an athiest, and sure, the world has become incredibly perverted by a few choice religions, but religion has it's pluses. Religion is an excellent way to keep sheeple in line, for example. Galileo himself was known to have been greatly inspired by God, despite being a man of science. And religion gives people purpose to live. It may be complete fear of horrible, eternal torture, but it's purpose enough to make people nice. In an ideal world, we wouldn't need religion because sheeple wouldn't exist, inspiration would come from true beauty and not fictional beauty, and we would be appreciative enough to not need purpose give to us from some invisible overlord. Religion is a necessary evil.

These people are ridiculously dumb, guess it's no surprise. [quote](when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")[/quote] Hahahahaha

[QUOTE=Oddshot;25653507]sheeple[/QUOTE] I stopped reading right there.

[QUOTE=Reborn9;25653383]Because religion [B]is bad[/B][/QUOTE] In all truth, they just aren't following their bible.

[QUOTE=Oblivious1;25653675]In all truth, they just aren't following their bible.[/QUOTE] Hahaha, no. Have you read the bible? "And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." You are supposed to kill gays.

hey y'all know what suck the heads means?

This is my world. Landover Baptist Church is not welcome in my world.

You haven't noticed? :v: It's a confirmed parody, they even say so on the site. Poe's law in action.

gonna make an account called GayCucumberLover

[QUOTE=tisseman890;25652430][img_thumb]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4083/lolwutm.png[/img_thumb] What.[/QUOTE] It's funny, because the flag is Finnish. (Finland)

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[QUOTE=fenwick;25653705]Hahaha, no. Have you read the bible? "And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." You are supposed to kill gays.[/QUOTE] God made us the way we are according to christians, enough said.

[QUOTE=tisseman890;25653310]The user "Cranky Old Man" is seriously fucking retarded :v: And probably the most obvious troll. Oh god... Look at his "guides" [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45482[/url][/QUOTE] He's not retarded, he's just the best troll the internet has ever seen. Like the person who created Scientology. [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=fenwick;25653705]Hahaha, no. Have you read the bible? "And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." You are supposed to kill gays.[/QUOTE] Actually, you're not meant to kill them, according to the bible they shall be struck down by God himself. In the Bible, final judgement rests on God. Must be a busy life killing gay people all the time.

I can't help but question their sexuality if all they are doing is looking for homosexuality in people/objects/games.

[QUOTE=Reborn9;25653383]Because religion [B]is bad[/B][/QUOTE] Religion has cause problems in the past, but it has helped many more than it has hurt. Now I'm not super religious, but when in some emergency or dire need, it's a piece of mind. Religion, when not determined extremely is a good code of ethics.

Let's just make the URL an autoban, this forum is posted about all the damn time.

The TF2 post is hilarious :v:

I'm so happy this is a joke, man, i saw a thread called "For how much could i see´ll my daughter"

im signing up

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;25655110]Actually, you're not meant to kill them, according to the bible they shall be struck down by God himself. In the Bible, final judgement rests on God. Must be a busy life killing gay people all the time.[/QUOTE] The bible definitely calls for the stoning of several groups of people.

Poe's Law is in full effect here.

[QUOTE=fenwick;25656036]The bible definitely calls for the stoning of several groups of people.[/QUOTE] This is one of the biggest flaws of religion and religious texts - they can be interpreted in many different ways.

Yeah, Landover is a troll forum, but them funniness is lost because you know it's fake

Oh god religious people are stupid.

[QUOTE=LiquiD;25656863]Oh god religious people are stupid.[/QUOTE] Y'see, people who say that piss me off because Religion teaches a lot of good lessons as well. I'm not part of any "official" religion, but I agree with some of the things taught in Christianity/The bible, and several other religions, in fact. It's only when people start taking them literally that problems occur.

God Landover is so fucking funny. It exists to cause threads like this one. Not quite as good as the Flat Earth society, who are so damn good it makes me cry.

It's funny how their banning sets your rank to "unsaved trash" and "reject from hell".

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;25656941]Y'see, people who say that piss me off because Religion teaches a lot of good lessons as well. I'm not part of any "official" religion, but I agree with some of the things taught in Christianity/The bible, and several other religions, in fact. It's only when people start taking them literally that problems occur.[/QUOTE] I agree, I've never been religious, and been in a way against it because of the crap some of them come out with, but after going a wedding service with a priest who instead of preaching about Jesus and shoving a bible down our throats, he just spoke about love, all the lessons that come from it and all the things religion stands for. I thought 'Wow, if this was what the whole world was like about religion I would go religious right now.' In reality though it's just crap similar to what that site shows.