Landover Baptist Forums - "Minecraft is full of evil!" - General

Goddamn, how many threads do we need on this site before people realize it's fake? In the year I've been here, I've seen at least 5 of these threads.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25657474]Goddamn, how many threads do we need on this site before people realize it's fake? In the year I've been here, I've seen at least 5 of these threads.[/QUOTE] You've been lucky, pal.

[QUOTE=LiquiD;25656863]Oh god religious people are stupid.[/QUOTE] No, people who let religion take over there process of rational thought are stupid.

I accidentally posted in that TF2 thread.

Relax, 4chan will take care of it after a while. Put on your afros, people, we're going to hell.

[quote] Bobby-Joe, you have made me sneaky suspicious of a neighbor of mine. He's single, thin, well groomed (maybe a little TOO well groomed), and he grows CUCUMBERS along his fence every year. They are the short, fat, knobby kind, too. He claims to make pickles with them, but I don't believe him. I'm thinking I ought to sneak into his yard late one night this summer, and spray some Round-Up for the Lord. Pastor Billy-Reuben _________________[/quote] what the fuck

So glad this is a parody forum.

[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053[/url] [quote]Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity.[/quote] Oh god.

[QUOTE=Ehm;25649654][img_thumb]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/logo5.jpg[/img_thumb] Now, i'm not exactly sure if this is satire because honestly, no one can be this dumb. It's a purely Catholic/Christian forum, and boners are described as lumps in your pants caused by a heavy wooden cross. For example, let me show you this rant on TF2. Ponder on this. Really think about this. While you're processing that let me feed you some more bullshit! Let me stop you right there. Notice how they relate the shape of a circle to a butt or a testicle? This forum truly is twisted and has to get their mind out of the gutter! Various people's signatures include pictures as these [img_thumb]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/signaturepics/sigpic7_18.gif[/img_thumb] [b] this one scares me :( [/b] [img_thumb]http://tickers.tickerfactory.com/ezt/d/4;10747;3/st/20150316/e/The+Rapture!/dt/2/k/407d/event.png[/img_thumb] Oh, and the forum is extremely sexist. Apparently they have a mens only forum. [i]check out the following links if you want to see some more of this crazy shit[/i] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266[/url] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18794[/url] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617[/url] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053[/url] <--- That's right, God created the cucumber just so that you can stick it up your [b]bum![/b] Take a look for yourself![/QUOTE] It's a troll forum.

[QUOTE=Ehm;25649654]Oh, and the forum is extremely sexist. Apparently they have a mens only forum.[/QUOTE] Thank fuck it's satirical, otherwise I'd probably die laughing at the irony of gay-haters in a men-only forum.

Yet another hilarious thread was made on this subject.

[QUOTE=Freekkiller7;25658454]Relax, 4chan will take care of it after a while. Put on your afros, people, we're going to hell.[/QUOTE] Someone already said it, it's a 4chan project.

I'm tempted to register and start trolling them. Should I?

[QUOTE=DONUT KING;25663367]I'm tempted to register and start trolling them. Should I?[/QUOTE] You'll be out-trolled. It's satire.

tHANK yoU For this SHocking revlelATion i haVE beEN openD iN my bUm

From the skittles thread: "My GOD, brother! This post caught me right after dinner and I threw up reading it. In fact, I had heart palpitations and had to take a nitro tablet and drink a snifter of pre-French cognac. It was a a waste of perfectly good fricasseed spotted-owl and sea-turtle soup. This is a wonderful example of the maniacal homer agenda, but PLEASE make your warning a bit clearer or post in red letters. Is there no limit to what qweers and goths will do to ruin our youth? Have a care, Brother. Sea turtle is VERY expensive and will be as long as it's on the endangered species list. No one notices when a couple of owls go missing, but they are a taste treat as well!" ... lol.

[QUOTE=DONUT KING;25663367]I'm tempted to register and start trolling them. Should I?[/QUOTE] They are professionals, this is my dream job. Paid to troll.

[QUOTE=Birdman101;25650551]Look at the top v [img_thumb]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=13825&stc=1&d=1286141784[/img_thumb] Yup, its a troll forum.[/QUOTE] Gay fat amputee gangbang? We don't have to know your gay hide your porn somewhere else.

I love the WBC. I have an account there and "talk" with them all the time. It's fun being apart of the website. Troll site or not I find it really fun.

Someone post this to fox linking to minecraft thread.

Holy fuck, i think its a bunch of atheist trolls that wants to ruin the christianity's name. But holy shit i laughed at them, being a protestant christian. My priest encourages creation, and love. She's a nice priest. But seriously, its funny. Best troll site ever.

[QUOTE=meepugh;25649715]This is obviously a troll forum.[/QUOTE] Enough said. From that TF2 story, I got the image that they look at a stick and 2 rocks that arent even close together, and they say it was the work of the devil to make men look at them and resort to homosexuality. I refuse to believe their serious. [quote]"they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends[/quote] Lol. Just, lol. Trolls for sure.

I would like to point out that the "Purely Catholic/Christian forum" comment is off. The Religious cults section clearly ranks Catholics among the cults. And on a smaller note I joined as "Saint Sabbat" to do some good old fashioned WH40K trolling.

[QUOTE=DONUT KING;25663367]I'm tempted to register and start trolling them. Should I?[/QUOTE] How are you gonna go about trolling trolls? nice one dude

Okay, reading this: [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50148[/url] you will see how uneducated these people are. How, I ask, how can it be that in the 21st centrury these people still exist? Once you begin to read pages 1-10, you will see what I mean.

The worst part about the landover baptist forums are the people who don't know this is satire.

Related: [IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6452/ss20101030160156.png[/IMG] GD is the work of the devil guise. Also, does that mean Double Rainbow Guy is gay? ...virgin testicles wut?