Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

cut off all limbs except one arm and eat them, then cut out heart and eat it

[QUOTE=G71tc4;25626425]Fill self with candy Jump from skyscraper dressed as a pinata[/QUOTE] /thread

And the day after he kills himself scientists invent technology that repairs hearing 100%

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get ice-cream scoops and rip out eyes and replace eye-holes with small chocolate eggs or death by beans.... your choice

Climb to top of building, Wrap cheese wire around your neck and tie it to guttering, Superglue hands to head and jump. It will look like you've ripped your own head off. Not tranquil, but awesome.

[QUOTE=Larcus Mywood;25633257]Climb to top of building, Wrap cheese wire around your neck and tie it to guttering, Superglue hands to head and jump. It will look like you've ripped your own head off. Not tranquil, but awesome.[/QUOTE] already suggested....

What if this would be the only life you could live, you would miss your chance to do the things you always wanted to do..

Op if you haven't done it yet, Suicide is the easy way out and you will be remembered as a fucking pussy. Man the fuck up and deal with it. No I will not give you a lovey dovey response, I'm not looking for hearts. Get a hearing aid and move on. [sp]Tough love is best love[/sp]

Hanging yourself is the quickest and less painful death. Also, science will get your hearing back.

Beethoven was deaf, OP. and fuck it all I got ninjaed.

Use 4chan memes on Facepunch. The mods will be on your ass and you'll be dead in a minute.

Why do you want to commit suicide? God people are melodramatic. You have no reason to kill yourself, it's just cowardly.

[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25633345]Op if you haven't done it yet, Suicide is the easy way out and you will be remembered as a fucking pussy. Man the fuck up and deal with it. No I will not give you a lovey dovey response, I'm not looking for hearts. Get a hearing aid and move on. [sp]Tough love is best love[/sp][/QUOTE] Sir M, Don't wuss up my post. Op should not be getting sympathetic responses. He should be getting tough love.

seppuku

Apricot kernals work as they contain Cyanide. Fresh ones only though, 2-3 Is lethal, though more would be a good overcompensation. They can be processed to extract the cyanide if you want, or you can eat them fresh from an apricot core. Cyanide reacts when it touches water, such as when it is being broken down by your stomach, though not painless (In fact the opposite) death comes quickly. But a combination with a barbiturate (I.e. sleeping drugs, drowsy pills, etc.) could lessen the pain. If you want an entirely painless way, CO (Carbon Monoxide) poisoning works well and is easyand cheap to do. Put yourself in a sealed room (Or one with poor ventilation) then purchase a bag of charcoal (Read the label, make sure it has the standard 'Do not inhale' etc warnings). Place charcoal into a bucket, fireplace, etc and light. As charcoal burns, it doesn't fully combust creating Carbon Monoxide, as you breathe it in, it replaces oxygen in your body so you would generally fall unconcious/become dizzy/drowsy prior to entering a comatose state before finally death. Barbiturates can also help. You may experience discomfort if you try to stay awake/cannot stand the smell.

Read OP as you can't shoot your brains out because you don't have any.

suicide is not an option being deaf is not a reason to go kill yourslef

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;25626449]Whoa whoa whoa. Just because you are going deaf is no reason to take away your life. Sure, it would be a struggle at first, but you would learn to cope if you live. Just don't do anything rash, like suicide.[/QUOTE] Im hearing impaired(almost deaf) - i understand it hard - but you learn to cope with it Op i want to to call a hep line - people would miss you Pm we can talk freely

With medicine and robotics advancing so much these days im sure it wont be to long before they will have a cure/fix for your condition. DO NOT KILL YOUR SELF PLEASE

Best way to kill yourself is to go to OIFY. Seriously though, don't do it, you would break my heart if you would

Al op - goto the docotor if your in pain Hearing aids help me - with out them i cant hear more then a foot

OP, don't fucking do it. After you are ~fully~ deaf, the 'ringing' goes away. Being deaf won't be as bad as you think. Sure, it will suck, but it's not the end of your life. People still care for you and shit, you can still do great things. Being dead sucks even more than being deaf, Jesus what are you thinking?

Suicide bomb Justin Beiber :3:

[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;25634236]OP, don't fucking do it. After you are ~fully~ deaf, the 'ringing' goes away. Being deaf won't be as bad as you think. Sure, it will suck, but it's not the end of your life. People still care for you and shit, you can still do great things.[/QUOTE] Also there are such things such as coloiher impaints - they are a hearing aid but atached to your brain I want to help you op my skype or steam is dj.evans94 - skype ineedateam1 - steam Xfire ^ same

Dude, just because you have problems with your ear dosent mean you kill yourself, if we all commited sucide due to a long term disadvantage all of humanity would be dead. Look at stephen hawking for example: [img]http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/authphoto_330/12284_hawking_stephen.jpg[/img] He has major disabliaties far worser than yours and he lived a good and successful life

The best way to kill yourself is by killing yourself in the best way possible.

[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;25631596]And the day after he kills himself scientists invent technology that repairs hearing 100%[/QUOTE] Thye already can repair the ears for the most part- steam cells have shown to work very well a

did he do it?

[QUOTE=banna graber;25634615]did he do it?[/QUOTE] Nobody has [b]heard[/b] anything. Seriously, I have made this zing point twice now and nobody has noticed. :colbert: