Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

Hahaha I fell off my chair laughing. Oh god, this is GOLD. A++ thread, will read again!

This is some funny shit. And when it comes to killing yourself, I strongly recommend poisoning with carbon monoxide, the so called sweet death.

If you really think you gotta get got, you better go out in style! As in, jump off a bridge doing a cool trick. Also be advised that your death will only hurt the people around you, not you so much.

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;25634544]You're autistic You're hearing impaired You're a lot of other shit What condition out there do you not have?[/QUOTE] I know I know I was born a preemie just about 4 MOUTHS early I havea lot of issues If your calling bullshit i'll prove it over webcam

1. Make a razor wire noose. 2. Stick your head in. 3. Cover your hands in super glue. 4. Place yours hands on face. 5. Jump. 6. It now appears that you have ripped off your own fucking head. You're a hero. [IMG]http://manzano.naurunappula.com/nn/0/948/399/s_576045.png[/IMG]

Sleeping pills and gas. If you have the cash.

[url]www.suicidenote.info[/url] read it.

I am totally deaf in one ear. I have no inner ear middle ear, etc. I was born that way. No big deal, one can handle it eventually. One adapts. As for music, I am gifted in that area, math on the other hand........ anyway.... If it is just you eardrum and such, you still have your "hearing nerve" and you can hear through bone conduction. I noticed that if you put an earphone, or speaker up to that(your bad ear), you can hear it. Don't die over something that can be adapted to. And technology in this area, is coming up with some interesting things. Just hold tight, please.

Ending your own life is one of the worse ways out. Your family is there for you. They wont let you suffer in life. You need to be strong and find a way to cure your problems. Many people who are disabled fight for their life and will never give up. You shouldnt either. Think of the people who love you and think of the people who can help you.

im not encouraging you to do this but i just thought id let you know because my uncle committed suicide by hanging himself and he didn't do it right and he struggled to get back up off the rope because his neck was half snapped etc :( there were footprints on the bonnet of his car from him trying to get back up.. sigh anyway, IF YOU DO, which i dont want you to, keep this in mind: make sure you position the knot correctly, because if you don't the death can take a long time and be very painful. the only way you are assured a quick death is with the hangmans knot to be placed right under the chin. (by memory). I think the side was the one that takes a long time to kill the person. People in the olden days used to slip executors money to position the knot on the side of their neck so it was more painful for the person.

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;25635350]I know I know I was born a preemie just about 4 MOUTHS early I havea lot of issues If your calling bullshit i'll prove it over webcam[/QUOTE] [B]4 MOUTHS?[/B] That explains eeeverything!

at least stream it....

Buy a small helium tank. I know it's available in most hobby shops. Construct a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag"]suicide bag[/url]. Also, for all Swedish users, there is this site. It not only talks about the actual methods of taking one's life, but also about how one should prepare finances, letters, things to make your death cause as few problems as possible to authorities and to your family. Very good read! I know there are similar manuals available in English, but I couldn't find them. [url]http://www.sjalvmord.com/[/url] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ajRpf3o129Q/SmGjsBlWRrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/7TKe7ZbqEKA/S45/Black-Sabbath-Fallen-Angel.gif[/img]

I wonder if he did it. He hasn't answered in a while. :(

Get to the top of a skyscraper building, get a grenade, pull pin on grenade, eat grenade, jump off building. Rain blood and guts everywhere.

McDonalds.. wait Sorry, you wanted a Quick and Painless death right? My mistake

Starvation. It's said to be one of the least painful ways of dying there is.

[QUOTE=kirderf;25637786]Starvation. It's said to be one of the least painful ways of dying there is.[/QUOTE] Not only is it painful, but it's very hard to accomplish. Not recommended.

shot cops untill they shot you

bengay on balls

Im with TacoSheller. yea just dont do it

Buy all the girls you can, have sex until you die.

[QUOTE=Fort83;25626510]Also Beethoven was deaf and look what he did[/QUOTE] This an unlimited amount of times.

[QUOTE=JDER14;25626616]What is with the influx of the "I wanna kill mahself" threads in the FP lately?[/QUOTE] A new generation growing up in modern consumer society; a world where nobody gives a shit most of the time for most people

Poison in vodka.

Overdose on heroin or some other opiate. Or don't kill yourself.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626412]Hello; setting up a sequel to my muffled noise in ear thread I've found out that I am going deaf. Now before the effects fully take in I'm curious as to what is the most painless, tranquil way to commit suicide? I don't want to jump in front of a speeding bus or blow my brains out with a gun (I don't even have one). I just want a death that's painless and simple. Any ideas at all? And if you could compel me not to suicide that's welcomed as well; but I feel that I am beyond salvation. (Note: This is not a bullshit ban-me thread, the reduction of hearing and ringing is humanly unbearable. Moderators I hope you can understand and not close this thread.)[/QUOTE] your probably going to be banned for this thread...

There is this shit called Nitric Acid. Drink a whole shit load of it and your body will dissolve. I did an experiment with this in school with magnesium and it fucking dissolved after 4 [b]SECONDS[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7HHHTuo8Z8[/media]

Be careful what you do, you may just wake up in a room, with a TV, with a creepy puppet on it.

You can play vidya even when you are deaf. Being blind, on the other hand, is a different story.