Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

if you don't commit suicide... you'll be deaf and have a good chance of it possibly being cured. If you do commit suicide you'll be dead... and therefore deaf blind and void of all feeling... because you're dead. Which seems the better option?

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;25641794]I know that, I just said that. What I'm saying is that all the hypocrites in this thread think that they're actually helping by calling a person who is contemplating [I]suicide[/I] a 'pussy', like they actually understand what the individual is going through.[/QUOTE] Well, sadly, most will look at it as a cowards way out. There views, there opinions.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626412] I don't want to jump in front of a speeding bus or blow my brains out with a gun[B] (I don't even have one)[/B].[/QUOTE] we can see that.

Man up and deal with it like all of the other deaf people on this planet. They seem to be doing okay.

[QUOTE=Shadow Core;25641825]Well, sadly, most will look at it as a cowards way out. There views, there opinions.[/QUOTE] And it's my opinion that if they think they are actually doing anything other than being an arrogant prick, then they're deluded as well. Suicide is hardly a coward's way out, it's an act of desperation from a person who is struggling to hold on. This whole "killing yourself is stupid, be a man and keep living" is pathetic, because you assume that since some people are strong enough to live through serious suffering, everyone should be. Kurt Cobain offed himself, I wouldn't call him a coward. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] rather than this whole pseudo-masculinity circle-jerk, why not try and see it from the OP's point of view? he needs support. Of course suicide isn't the answer, but just saying "keep living" is like telling a fat person to just "lose weight"

become beethoven

Hellen Keller was blind and deaf and she didn't commit suicide. Congratulations, you have weaker will than Hellen Keller.

[QUOTE=Fort83;25626510]Also Beethoven was deaf and look what he did[/QUOTE] This is a popular culture misconception. He was not deaf, only one of his ears was non functional, so he was perfectly capable to do his job. It's like the "Van Gogh cut off his ear" myth, he only took off a piece of it.

You could also wait for advancing technology, we live in such a day and age that killing yourself because you're going deaf is close to killing yourself because of a broken leg.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626412]Hello; setting up a sequel to my muffled noise in ear thread I've found out that I am going deaf. Now before the effects fully take in I'm curious as to what is the most painless, tranquil way to commit suicide? I don't want to jump in front of a speeding bus or blow my brains out with a gun (I don't even have one). I just want a death that's painless and simple. Any ideas at all? And if you could compel me not to suicide that's welcomed as well; but I feel that I am beyond salvation. (Note: This is not a bullshit ban-me thread, the reduction of hearing and ringing is humanly unbearable. Moderators I hope you can understand and not close this thread.)[/QUOTE] Go see your local doctor or therapist and get some hearing aids, and write stuff down, and ask them to write it back because you're going death, still enjoy life.

I think OP should just find something worth living for. Become a painter, or a writer, or a programmer, or anyone else who doesn't need hearing

small room and bleach and ammonia

I would like to submit this to the OP if it is in fact only a pantene commercial- [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um9KsrH377A[/url]

[QUOTE=Handsome;25641535]I don't want attention. I just want help, and so far a bulk of FP's posts here ([b]OTHER THAN YOURS, PRICK[/b]) have been gradually compelling me not to suicide. I'm still on the brink between doing it and not doing it, but I feel the scale is slowly turning to the non-suicide part. However, I'm still depressed and unsure, needless to say.[/QUOTE] Here's an idea. GET SOME GODDAMN FUCKING HELP, YOU IGNORANT MORON. Why in the fuck would you go to FACEPUNCH for help? I know your ears don't work but that shouldn't mean your brain can't work too.

Get some chicken wire and tie it round your neck. attach the other end to the ceiling, then superglue your hands to your head, now jump off a chair and the chicken wire will decapitate you but because you have glued your hands to your head it will look like you have ripped your own head off.

Dragon, please add a no 'Best way to commit suicide' thread rule to the section

itt:forcing opinions down each others necks

Handsome, multiple people including myself have offered a hand in dealing with this. Talk to one of us or seek medical attention. Honestly, I've been through this kinda depression before and it's a simple as going to the emergency room. Tell the triage nurse what's going on, that you're depressed and feel like a danger to yourself, and they'll take care of you from there. It's easy and no one judges you, I promise. But please, stop sitting there saying "Well maybe I'll do it but maybe I won't." It's bullshit. I'm going to tell you a secret - people who are serious about killing themselves show little to no warning signs. It's the ones who make a big spectacle out of it that subconsciously know it's not going to work. Making a thread on Facepunch and feeding us pitiful replies counts as making a spectacle. So stop it and talk to one of the many people who've put out their hand, or go to the emergency room.

break rule 45...

Ray Charles was deaf, he still made good music! He didn't commit suicide, pussy.

[QUOTE=Zombeh;25642703]Ray Charles was deaf, he still made good music! He didn't commit suicide, pussy.[/QUOTE] ....Ray was blind...

[QUOTE=Zombeh;25642703]Ray Charles was deaf, he still made good music! He didn't commit suicide, pussy.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zombeh;25642703]Ray Charles was deaf, he still made good music! [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zombeh;25642703]Ray Charles was deaf[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zombeh;25642703]deaf[/QUOTE] Blind :colbert: Goddamn ninjas :ninja:

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;25641890]And it's my opinion that if they think they are actually doing anything other than being an arrogant prick, then they're deluded as well. Suicide is hardly a coward's way out, it's an act of desperation from a person who is struggling to hold on. This whole "killing yourself is stupid, be a man and keep living" is pathetic, because you assume that since some people are strong enough to live through serious suffering, everyone should be. Kurt Cobain offed himself, I wouldn't call him a coward. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] rather than this whole pseudo-masculinity circle-jerk, why not try and see it from the OP's point of view? he needs support. Of course suicide isn't the answer, but just saying "keep living" is like telling a fat person to just "lose weight"[/QUOTE] It is a Cowards way out.

[QUOTE=Shadow Core;25643419]It is a Cowards way out.[/QUOTE] in your opinion. In my opinion, suicide is done for a myriad of reasons. You can't trivialise something so heavy as being a 'coward's way out' [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] obviously it's bad to do, but calling suiciders cowards is an arrogant and blunt way of judging them.

Don't suicide! Just smoke weed eeerrryyy daaaay. Nah but seriously if i was going deaf i wouldnt do anything else than smoke weed and fuck prostitutes.

buy justin bieber tickets buy gun kill justin kill self after, knowing you brought joy to millions

[url]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide[/url] Or, you could do it so that you leave something for US to enjoy. For example: Get some piano wire (~30 feet of it), some strong-as-hell glue, and go up to a ~30 story building. Tie the piano wire to something secure, then tie the other end around your neck, tightly. Make the knots strong. Then, put the glue on your hands (lots) and glue your hands over your ears. Jump off the building. When you're found on the pavement, it will give the illusion that you have ripped your own head right off. If you're gonna off your deaf ass, do it in style.

don't commit suicide op really we love you

dont do it op

op if you do it i will sell your body to a bunch of necrophiliacs