I have a friend who used to be in a band who went deaf.
Now she paints.
Look for your local Bloods and punch one of them... it wouldn't be a suicide cause you got murdered...
[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Rip_20it_20off.gif[/img]
also OP, being dead is so much better than being alive, really. Plus, think of the virgins!!!!
[QUOTE=dragonkilla;25647254]Look for your local Bloods and punch one of them... it wouldn't be a suicide cause you got murdered...[/QUOTE]
Better yet, MS 13
Perfect question to ask 4chan
fine, if your really going to do it you should drive a motorcycle as fast as you can towards a Sara Palin rally and when you fit around 130 you jump off and make a fist so that way when you crash into Palin you will burst through her body making the coolest assassination ever
also make sure to be playing your favorite song while doing it
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shadow Core;25643419]It is a Cowards way out.[/QUOTE]
suicide is telling god "you cant fire me I quit"-George Carlin
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;25626571]Anyone who commits suicide over something like going deaf is so unappreciative and selfish.[/QUOTE]
Anyone who judges somebody harshly whilst them being in a bad place is a fucking ass.
Especially if you don't even know what it's like to lose your hearing.
Before you go deaf. Listen to this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k[/media]
One day we will have technology that brings back hearing. :smith: hopefully...
Don't worry, when you're deaf you get Super Vision, enjoy seeing through walls OP.
[QUOTE=Handsome;25626472]It's too unbearable. I love to sing, I love to write songs and play my guitar. I could not live like this at all. I don't know any other alternative solutions.[/QUOTE]
"dude you don't understand what can a hipster do when they're deaf
like so many people already have hearing aids how am I supposed to show how like unique and stuff I am
guess I might as well just kill myself"
but guess what
suicide is unoriginal too
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
if you continue to play music while you're deaf and it's REALLY shitty think of all the hipsters you'll help out
"dude I bought this guy's album and it was like for a good cause 'cause he's deaf then I listened to it in starbucks for a few hours"
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;25643572]in your opinion. In my opinion, suicide is done for a myriad of reasons. You can't trivialise something so heavy as being a 'coward's way out'
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
obviously it's bad to do, but calling suiciders cowards is an arrogant and blunt way of judging them.[/QUOTE]
please tell me you're not defending this guy for wanting to kill himself because he can't hear the guitar anymore
it's like being a runner, and getting your ACL torn, and killing yourself because oh boo hoo you can't do your favorite activity anymore
Don't suicide.
Buy a rifle, as much ammo as your funding allows, and a kevlar vest. once the cooldown period is over pick it all up and then go on a rampage in public. When the national guard is called in and shoots to kill, you will know you did future generations a service by cutting down on global warming and population numbers. Plus it isn't a suicide.
Also, think about the location. you want to make nationar news. you tord them you were hardcore.
A small farm town in south Arizona, or a shithole like Detriot will garner absolutely no attention, you might as well be getting away with a mass murder. Aim for high population places with high traffic. I would reccommend Miami, Florida. If you plan to somehow get away with it, wait for hurricane season.
Next, you want an effective rifle. A rifle such as an ak47 is overrated for mass murder. i would recommend a vintage weapon such as a thompson machine gun. Not the most accurate, but is an absolute attention getter. Modern rifles are a dime a dozen and do not stand out in the competitive field of the sport known as mass murder.
Groups. A single person mass murder is well known in these murder simulator filled times. however the murder simulator CODMW2 shown an important lesson when it comes to group mass murder. Always recruit mentally defficient foreigners with no family or ethics. i reccomend the run of the mill sociopath. If you have a group, have 2 people disguised as doctors in an ambulance close to the site of the attack. when you are done, shoot the least liked or least effective person of the group, prefferably from a country your's is in a tension filled time with. send a strong message.
Lets review!
High population high traffic area
Vintage rifle
Gruppe sechs
[img]http://halo.bungie.org/bwu/images/Nathan_Fillion_Scoped.jpg[/img] DUMB IDEA
[img]http://hoffstrizz.typepad.com/.a/6a0128773aba66970c01348590a60c970c-800wi[/img] GOOD IDEA
[img]http://www.everythingdetroitstore.com/Amazon/Books/Detroit_Then_and_Now.jpg[/img] DUMB IDEA
[img]http://www.filmconnection.com/images/MetroImages/Miami.jpg[/img] GOOD IDEA
[img]http://concealedweaponbadges.com/RobberGraphicMd.jpg[/img] DUMB IDEA
Look how many people worry for you and are trying to help you, there is no reason to do such a dumb thing.
[b]But I want to ask you a favor:
If you regret about this post it in the OP so everyone stop getting worried.
But if you're totally decided do this: First, please as a last reasonable thing, consult a psicologist, if it doesn't work then, yes, jump of a building, take an overdose of pills or wathever you want. But write a post to say goodbye.[/b]
One more thing, I don't know if you are catholic, but you don't own your life, it belongs to god, you're given your life to be administrated by you, destroying it means hells.
May God help you to see the right choice
[QUOTE=Javyer;25649667]First, please as a last reasonable thing, consult a psicologist, if it doesn't work then, yes, jump of a building, take an overdose of pills or wathever you want. But write a post to say goodbye.[/QUOTE]
Much better choice: Carbon Monoxyde. No suffering at all.
[QUOTE=Javyer;25649667]Look how many people worry for you and are trying to help you, there is no reason to do such a dumb thing.
[b]But I want to ask you a favor:
If you regret about this post it in the OP so everyone stop getting worried.
But if you're totally decided do this: First, please as a last reasonable thing, consult a psicologist, if it doesn't work then, yes, jump of a building, take an overdose of pills or wathever you want. But write a post to say goodbye.[/b]
One more thing, I don't know if you are catholic, but you don't own your life, it belongs to god, you're given your life to be administrated by you, destroying it means hells.
May God help you to see the right choice[/QUOTE]
stop it, if anything your going to make him want to kill himself more
[img]http://gyazo.com/2cba51e870b73a4616f1d3e0acef35ff.png[/img]
don't do that
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Javyer;25649667]Look how many people worry for you and are trying to help you, there is no reason to do such a dumb thing.
[b]But I want to ask you a favor:
If you regret about this post it in the OP so everyone stop getting worried.
But if you're totally decided do this: First, please as a last reasonable thing, consult a psicologist, if it doesn't work then, yes, jump of a building, take an overdose of pills or wathever you want. But write a post to say goodbye.[/b]
One more thing, I don't know if you are catholic, but you don't own your life, it belongs to god, you're given your life to be administrated by you, destroying it means hells.
May God help you to see the right choice[/QUOTE]
unfortunately you're going to be flamed for that last part
[QUOTE=FlameCow;25626577]Why would you kill yourself over going deaf? At least you're not going blind.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. He'd reach for painpills to OD on, and grab his dad's Viagra by mistake. He'd have the longest lasting boner in Guiness World Records. That, and he'd want to fuck every hole in sight.
Edit:
Oh wait, you wouldn't be able to see holes...
Step A: Swallow a Jar of painkillers
Step B: Jump of ludicrously tall building
Step C: Shoot self in the temple as you jump
There was a website with a couple of unconfirmed but allegedly effective ways with which you could kill yourself posted in General a week or so ago.
I don't wish to find it myself but you should try and find it OP, I don't remember it's name but it's probably still there, might be in Drop Dead Threads though by now. So check that too if you don't have any luck.
Spend all of your money on weed and smoke until you die :)
[QUOTE=realmgen;25651648]Spend all of your money on weed and smoke until you die :)[/QUOTE]
He'd do better to buy a bunch of painkillers and let himself starve to death while using them for the pain.
My ears have had this ringing since as long as i can remember, i think it is tinnitus or something. Went to the doctor when i was young since i had hyper-sensitive hearing (Fireworks were like a punch in the head)
Turns out i had wax buildup, doctor took this fucking novelty syringe full of hot water and injected it into my ear, told me to not use Q tips, and let the ear wax flow out "naturally". I didn't want fucking earwax flowing out of my ears when i am in public so i used Q tips, now for some damned reason my right ear has louder ringing and it is harder to hear from it. I don't want to kill myself, i deal with it.
[QUOTE=realmgen;25651648]Spend all of your money on weed and smoke until you die :)[/QUOTE]
Thats alot of weed.
and he would be smoking for 80 years because you can't really die off weed.
Suicide is a retarded thing to do, especially in this situation. It's like going into an exam, getting one question wrong and then going 'Fuck this, I might as well rip up the whole paper.' It's not the end of the world, and if you do kill yourself, I'll make sure your epitaph reads 'Here lies Pussy McCoward'.
[QUOTE=Handsome;25626606]He says there's this shit on the medical market called bionic hearing which is like in a prototype phase. But I don't want to live walking around with some bulky contraption that helps me hear minimalistic sounds that doesn't sound very sharp.[/QUOTE]
yolu fucking pussy selfsih bastard. Your parents gave you life you should tell them first and see how they react. You should be happy hearings the only thing you lose. you can still taste,feel,see. Goddam it.. you have friends and family. They will help you go through with it . Just don't do it. I hope you pussy out er something. Life is too short don't make it shorter.
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Go tell your parents that your gonna kill yourself - see what they say
Kinda good idea i did when i was depressed and they helped me tho it
Im not saying youra pussy or anything i uderstand what its like
Also i have a freind with implants who went deaf after a crash - She said it sounds very normal
If you commit suicide you won't be able to sing either, you know that right?
I'm prolly late but don't be a selfish asshole and kill yourself.
[QUOTE=Precioushalk1;25626489]overdose on sleeping pills is usually the best way[/QUOTE]
Do you have ANY idea, how painful that is? It's like swallowing acid, man. They'll tearing your imparts from each other.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
I can't spell, apparently.
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