Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

I think he's already dead.

OP Is Failure in life (Few days after) 1- Live erased from world. Very clever OP you can't handle live. Stop trying to suicide.

Buy a gun, and shoot yourself in the head. Go out with a fucking bang. Or. The more costly approach spend a bunch of money before you do it. You should rent a convertible, buy a shitload of alcohol and explosives, as well as hookers and blow. Drive up into the scenic mountains while swilling whiskey, ass naked in your birthday suit while recieving oral sex and snorting coke of a prostitutes breasts, and just drive right over the edge of a cliffside with the trunk filled with fragile dynamite.

H2S -> [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide#Toxicity[/URL]

c'mon man, you still have 4 senses. Hearing loss isn't a death sentence. I mean, look at Beethoven, completely death and one of the most famous composers of all time

He's dead fuck it.

Honestly, that is the dumbest reson to go out. Because your going def.. REALLY? Another thing, If you wanna commit suicide, Why the hell would you post that on facepunch? You even said your self that your past the point of getting talked out of it. In reality, i dont think you really wanna kill yourself because if you really wanted to do it, you wouldnt be talking about it. Telling people your gonna do it is like a cry for help and most of the people on facepunch arent taking this serious anyways.

[QUOTE=Ghost656;25707154]He's dead fuck it.[/QUOTE] Not dead, just apparently done with this thread. [quote=handsome's profile]Last Activity 43 Minutes Ago[/quote] Is what his profile says.

Well Op as going deaf is a stupid reason to suicide im with you on your goal. Well im a selfish person so it looks like im in the clear. Also buy Potassium Cyanide

[QUOTE=udp11;25706433]H2S -> [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide#Toxicity[/URL][/QUOTE] "Loss of breathing" Most painful way to die.

Hey OP there are these crazy things called Cochlear implants check it out! [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochlear_implant[/url] Also stem cell research! Re-grow another ear on your forehead in no time! Seriously though, you're in a first world country I assume, and it's 2010. I can guarantee to you that within 20 to 30 years you will have your hearing back as if you never lost it.

Wheelie into a volcano on a unicycle while sharks are eating your arms and a bear is sucking your dick all the while listening to metal and eating a sandwich that your bitch made you.

[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25712844]Well Op as going deaf is a stupid reason to suicide im with you on your goal. Well im a selfish person so it looks like im in the clear. Also buy Potassium Cyanide[/QUOTE] Where can I purchase Potassium Cyanide? At this moment I have no resources to full-fill my needs.

Heroin overdose, It's cool dude. [editline]28th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Handsome;25714650]Where can I purchase Potassium Cyanide? At this moment I have no resources to full-fill my needs.[/QUOTE] You wont ever get any, anywhere. Sorry bro.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25714650]Where can I purchase Potassium Cyanide? At this moment I have no resources to full-fill my needs.[/QUOTE] OP Is alive. Also you can't suicide only if your life was like. HELL OR OTHER SCHITT. Its hard to suicide. [editline]29th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Onyx3173;25711577]Not dead, just apparently done with this thread. Is what his profile says.[/QUOTE] Fuck, i see wut he did thar. [editline]29th October 2010[/editline] Also OP Stop suiciding you sound like some mentally damaged kid when you speak of suicide. Jesus christ.

Most people who talk about suicide aren't seriously thinking about it anyway. Most of the time it's for attention and in rare cases it's used to control people by guilt-tripping others into doing what they want. (Not saying OP is though.)

Handsome, did you have any trauma experience? If you did i think i know why you want to suicide. If not you may need to visit a psychologist. [editline]29th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Onyx3173;25718320]Most people who talk about suicide aren't seriously thinking about it anyway. Most of the time it's for attention and in rare cases it's used to control people by guilt-tripping others into doing what they want. (Not saying OP is though.)[/QUOTE] I agree with you.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25714650]Where can I purchase Potassium Cyanide? At this moment I have no resources to full-fill my needs.[/QUOTE] What the fuck? ATTENTION WHORE! ATTENTION WHORE! Just admit you don't wanna commit suicide. Best way to suicide? Fucking kidding me? If someone really is going to off themselves I kinda doubt they'd be soooooo picky on how. They don't really give a fuck since they're gonna kill themselves anyway. Got 5bux? That's more than enough to go buy a train ticket, wait for a train and jump. Got cords in your house? Course you do, you're on the fucking computer, take a cord, who cares which one, not like you're gonna log into your computer when your gone. Use the cord to hang youself. Suicide aint fuckin hard, you're just bein a pussy attention whore. No resources to commit suicide ... Tha fuck? Can someone get this guy banned already, he's probably trolling, and if not, deserves to be banned anyway, trolls/idiots like this are clogging up FP. "I'm going deaf, waaa waaa waaa" - Cause [B]looking[/B] at a rainbow, a sunset, a sunrise, the stars, the moon, a school of fish, dolphins jumping outta the water, birds feeding their young ... Cause [B]feeling[/B] the love of your life, the warmth of the sun, the breeze of the wind, the smoothness of the water, the grass on your back, the licking tounge of a puppy... Cause [B]smelling[/B] the scent of a flower, the deliciousness of food, the scent of the love of your life Cause [B]tasting[/B] the deliciousness of food, the flavour of a nice cold lemonade, or a hot cup of cocoa Means abosultely nothing right? You may not be able to [B]hear[/B] the beauty of the world, but you have more than enough to experience it beyond belief.

No honestly I'd kill myself if I went completely deaf too, fuck that.

Light stick of dynamite, swallow, plug ears, wait. Five seconds later: BOOM. Kind of cartoonish, but then again, everyone loves a good explosion.

Chop your balls off

OP why can't youtry and get some hearing aids and some doctor to talk to to help you become happy? Please don't commit suicide. We are all here to chat to you.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25714650]At this moment I have no resources to full-fill my needs.[/QUOTE] Good. Don't fucking commit.

You are just being a wuss, You feel like you dont have the balls to deal with problems. Talk to a shrink, Instead of a internet forum.

If you commit suicide I will kill you. So you better not do it! In all seriousness don't do it.