Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

[QUOTE=Fort83;25626510]Also Beethoven was deaf and look what he did[/QUOTE] qft you'll find a way.

1)Find a railway bridge 2)tie rope around your neck and to the bridge 3)wait for a train 4)jump 5)laugh at the guy who has to clean you up.

Tie piano wire into a noose and then superglue hands to head, hang yourself and the piano wire will sever your neck making it look like you ripped off your own head.

Well I won't say OP is stupid, but you're acting irrationally and stupid.

No ones really going to care if you're dead, because you're fucking dead. Why should you care what everything thinks about you killing yourself? Do a flip or something

Jesus; I told you to visit the doctor about your ear, but you should see a psychiatrist while you are there.

[QUOTE=Magick;25626538]Have you talked to a doctor about getting your hearing fixed? It may be costly, but its better than taking your own life. Suicide should never be an option.[/QUOTE] He says there's this shit on the medical market called bionic hearing which is like in a prototype phase. But I don't want to live walking around with some bulky contraption that helps me hear minimalistic sounds that doesn't sound very sharp.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626472]It's too unbearable. I love to sing, I love to write songs and play my guitar. I could not live like this at all. I don't know any other alternative solutions.[/QUOTE] Just because you can't hear doesn't mean you can't make music. Just look at Beethoven, guy was deaf and still composed and performed for like 16 years. There's always something else you can do with your life.

Suicide is the pussy way out... are you a pussy, OP?

What is with the influx of the "I wanna kill mahself" threads in the FP lately?

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Suicide is always stupid, but at least this time it isn't about some ridiculous teen angst. Go see a counselor or therapist, Handsome. You have a situation that definitely needs one. That doesn't mean your life can't be salvaged though.

I'm legally blind and I LOVE to see the sights and travel. I can't leave the house without something correcting my vision because I literally cannot see two inches in front of my face. But you don't see me killing myself because I'm too lazy to look into treatment/find an alternative.

ok i just figured that it takes around 15 to kill yourself

op is sad :frown: :frown:

Suicide is really one of the most selfish things you can do. Think of your family and friends maan

Here's a way. DON'T.

Thomas Edison was deaf (or he could barley hear) and he made some of the greatest inventions ever. At least be useful before doing some thing stupid.

If you're going to shoot yourself, aim for your brain stem, or else it will be excruciatingly painful. You can also do this thing where you wrap your head with something sharp but flexible, glue your hands to your head, tie the substance to a bridge, then jump off so it looked like you pulled your head off. If you do it naked it could look like you ripped your head off tryin to suck your own dick. In all seriousness, don't kill yourself.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626412]Hello; setting up a sequel to my muffled noise in ear thread I've found out that I am going deaf. Now before the effects fully take in I'm curious as to what is the most painless, tranquil way to commit suicide? I don't want to jump in front of a speeding bus or blow my brains out with a gun (I don't even have one). I just want a death that's painless and simple. Any ideas at all? And if you could compel me not to suicide that's welcomed as well; but I feel that I am beyond salvation. (Note: This is not a bullshit ban-me thread, the reduction of hearing and ringing is humanly unbearable.)[/QUOTE] I always hear ringing. I hear electricity.

There are so many worse things that going deaf. It's no reason to kill yourself.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25626637]I'm legally blind and I LOVE to see the sights and travel. I can't leave the house without something correcting my vision because I literally cannot see two inches in front of my face. But you don't see me killing myself because I'm too lazy to look into treatment/find an alternative.[/QUOTE] Lasik eye laser surgery. I'm getting that some time soon.

stop listening to such loud music you crazy kids

[QUOTE=Zorus;25626659]If you're going to shoot yourself, aim for your brain stem, or else it will be excruciatingly painful. You can also do this thing where you wrap your head with something sharp but flexible, glue your hands to your head, tie the substance to a bridge, then jump off so it looked like you pulled your head off. If you do it naked it could look like you ripped your head off tryin to suck your own dick. In all seriousness, don't kill yourself.[/QUOTE] Dont listen to this guy, shooting yourself in the prain stem can cause paralizing.

Don't do it bro

[QUOTE=Makol;25626678]Lasik eye laser surgery.[/QUOTE] I'm sticking with glasses/contacts. I think they give me character. BUT I have looked into the surgery. But being as paranoid, anxious and nervous as I am, I would probably freak the fuck out.

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;25626647]Suicide is really one of the most selfish things you can do. Think of your family and friends maan[/QUOTE] I am totally understandable of that matter but I mean no selfish or cruelty to them If I do indeed take my own life. This is too unbearable for me to handle, it's like a boulder slowly throttling toward you while tied down to a tree. I can do nothing but wait until it finally clashes me. I cannot live like this unless we had bionic or artificial or newly regenerated hearing drums or ears like in Ghost in the Shell, like cybernetic implants. But we have nothing now that can perform this.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25626701]I'm sticking with glasses/contacts. I think they give me character. BUT I have looked into the surgery. But being as paranoid, anxious and nervous as I am, I would probably freak the fuck out.[/QUOTE] contacts scare me.

Go outside and keep smashing your head against the pavement until you die. Of course I have high doubts that you will really do it.

and OP, suicide is dumb.