Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

Why are you going deaf bro?

-asdasd I'm a shitposter-

Hey man, look at the bright side Now you don't ever have to hear Lady Gaga again

Cut the wrist then twist it open with a stick or something. Or overdose on pills. Whichever floats your boat.

I can find more articles for you, if you want. But seriously, get the idea of suicide out of your head. There's tons of alternatives to bring back the musically involved lifestyle you lead. Deafness is not an end to everything.

Oh God no you can't hear. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYk-UwqFKA[/media] Talk to him.

Block exhaust pipe and go to sleep, but yea don't do it

:wtc:

Just don't.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626606]He says there's this shit on the medical market called bionic hearing which is like in a prototype phase. But I don't want to live walking around with some bulky contraption that helps me hear minimalistic sounds that doesn't sound very sharp.[/QUOTE] lol bulky Even if it is bulky at first within a year or two it'll become smaller and smaller. look at mp3 players, at first they were bulky and they got smaller and smaller every year don't suicide

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;25627029]Oh God no you can't hear. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYk-UwqFKA[/media] Talk to him.[/QUOTE] this guy is truly inspirational. I got teary eyed :frown:

You should probably see a doctor for your ear before suicide

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626606]He says there's this shit on the medical market called bionic hearing which is like in a prototype phase. But I don't want to live walking around with some bulky contraption that helps me hear minimalistic sounds that doesn't sound very sharp.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.isvr.soton.ac.uk/soecic/processor%20on%20ear.jpg[/img] Hardly bulky. If you get one, paint it awesome colors and pretend you're a cyborg.

At least your handsome.

Look at all the people browsing this topic and talking to you handsome. What did I tell you. People love you and care about you. You are not alone. Don't do it we are here for you.

You can still write it and possibly hear music, so why end it all? You can still read and play games and perform basic tasks in life. It's better than being blind or barely able to see without glasses/contacts. Think positive, stop focusing on the bad things

Pussy!

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627115][img_thumb]http://www.isvr.soton.ac.uk/soecic/processor%20on%20ear.jpg[/img_thumb] Hardly bulky. If you get one, paint it awesome colors and pretend you're a cyborg.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/2172/21114715.png[/img]

''oh hey i cant hear lets end my life because hearing was everything in my life and this ringing is killing me'' Harden up, there's people going through worse and they ain't giving up.

The best way to commit suicide if you must do it is to commit suicide by old age.

[QUOTE=Sottalytober;25626537]Suicide is for pussies.[/QUOTE] don't be a cunt

[QUOTE=DarkSpider;25626944][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochlear_implant[/url] Give it ten years and your bionic ears will be better than a regular person's[/QUOTE] My friend had to get one of these because he was deaf at birth Shit's cash

[QUOTE=Applecrap;25626576]If I went deaf, I wouldn't worry too much because there's likely to be great strides in technology in the next few years alone. I'm sure we'll have some way to fix it soon enough.[/QUOTE] Yeah OP, you could be a cyborg. Awesome.

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;25627029]Oh God no you can't hear. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL] [URL][URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ciYk-UwqFKA[/URL] Talk to him.[/QUOTE] He does the best Dalek going up stairs impression. Oh wait, that's not an impression. It's because he doesn't have arms and legs and can't go up stairs. I bet if I kicked him and he fell backwards, he wouldn't be so inspirational. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("troll" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

Okay. First of all, you selfish bastard. DO NOT even consider suicide. You know what it does? Ruins everyone else's life. It makes your relatives think "Dear God, what could I have done, said to save him?" Trust me. It's happened to me more than once. It's not worth it.

[QUOTE=Makol;25627203][img_thumb]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/2172/21114715.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cincinnatichildrens.org/assets/0/78/1067/1069/1213/1233/79fbdaaf-922d-4ff8-99b0-d15a27db5bbb.jpg[/img] Look at this kid. This kid is deaf and he's still fucking happy as fuck. BE LIKE THIS KID.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627115][img_thumb]http://www.isvr.soton.ac.uk/soecic/processor%20on%20ear.jpg[/img_thumb] Hardly bulky. If you get one, paint it awesome colors and pretend you're a cyborg.[/QUOTE] aesthetics are irrelevant

Better than going blind to be honest.

[QUOTE=rosar0980;25627283]Okay. First of all, you selfish bastard. DO NOT even consider suicide. You know what it does? Ruins everyone else's life. It makes your relatives think "Dear God, what could I have done, said to save him?" Trust me. It's happened to me more than once. It's not worth it.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah calling the OP a selfish bastard really helps.

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627270]He does the best Dalek going up stairs impression. Oh wait, that's not an impression. It's because he doesn't have arms and legs and can't go up stairs. I bet if I kicked him and he fell backwards, he wouldn't be so inspirational.[/QUOTE] Honestly, you really need to grow the fuck up.