Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627270]He does the best Dalek going up stairs impression. Oh wait, that's not an impression. It's because he doesn't have arms and legs and can't go up stairs. I bet if I kicked him and he fell backwards, he wouldn't be so inspirational.[/QUOTE] fuck you.

[QUOTE=Kalibos;25627292]aesthetics are irrelevant[/QUOTE] They are irrelevant, but painting it colors would still be cool.

By the looks of what you have posted, you will only be going deaf in your left ear. You would still have a perfectly fine right ear, and you could soon have hearing things that people have been posting.

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627270]He does the best Dalek going up stairs impression. Oh wait, that's not an impression. It's because he doesn't have arms and legs and can't go up stairs. I bet if I kicked him and he fell backwards, he wouldn't be so inspirational.[/QUOTE] You sure do enjoy being a dick, don't you?

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627353]They are irrelevant, but painting it colors would still be cool.[/QUOTE] make it look like a gun shot wound.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;25627262]network cables are pretty strong, use that to hang yourself[/QUOTE] shut the fuck up

I'm just voicing my opinion, he has his life set out. He doesn't have any limbs, so he can make money by doing these inspirational talks and selling DVDs. He can fish, people are amazed. I can fish, people don't care. Because I have limbs.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627290][img_thumb]http://www.cincinnatichildrens.org/assets/0/78/1067/1069/1213/1233/79fbdaaf-922d-4ff8-99b0-d15a27db5bbb.jpg[/img_thumb] Look at this kid. This kid is deaf and he's still fucking happy as fuck. BE LIKE THIS KID.[/QUOTE] BE POSITIVE please?

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;25627319]Better than going blind to be honest.[/QUOTE] Music is more important. Sound is more important to life. How do you communicate with ease when your deaf? Stevie Wonder, no? Listen to his earlier music.

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627415]I'm just voicing my opinion, he has his life set out. He doesn't have any limbs, so he can make money by doing these inspirational talks and selling DVDs. He can fish, people are amazed. I can fish, people don't care. Because I have limbs.[/QUOTE] So you're saying he's better off because he lacks limbs? Uh..

Suicide is the cowards way out.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627460]So you're saying he's better off because he lacks limbs? Uh..[/QUOTE] I'm saying that he's better off because he has a career, sympathy and attention while normal people have to work to get somewhere.

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627270]He does the best Dalek going up stairs impression. Oh wait, that's not an impression. It's because he doesn't have arms and legs and can't go up stairs. I bet if I kicked him and he fell backwards, he wouldn't be so inspirational.[/QUOTE] you're a dick

[QUOTE=Olanov;25627469]Suicide is the cowards way out.[/QUOTE] typical phrase used by someone who doesn't understand mental illness

A bullet to the head.

My best friend was born mute, but you don't see her killing herself, now do you? Don't be a pussy.

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627496]I'm saying that he's better off because he has a career, sympathy and attention while normal people have to work to get somewhere.[/QUOTE] I would rather be a normal person than have to lose all my limbs. He had to pay a heavy price to get where he is. A HEAVY price. He can NEVER live on his own now. He can never do things for himself. He can never function like a normal person. A small career giving speeches and talks is hardly enough to make up for the lack of limbs.

OP I PM'd you with my AIM info, and offered to talk via PM's or AIM, so if you want, hit me up. I've been where you are emotionally and I think I might be of some help. If you want someone to talk to, without having the whole forum see it or all the assholes commenting, just reply to me :)

Give me a sec, I'm looking for a beautiful quote from The Watchmen. AHHH! Found it. [quote=Doctor Manhattan]Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.[/quote]

[QUOTE=rosar0980;25627283]Okay. First of all, you selfish bastard. DO NOT even consider suicide. You know what it does? Ruins everyone else's life. It makes your relatives think "Dear God, what could I have done, said to save him?" Trust me. It's happened to me more than once. It's not worth it.[/QUOTE] If he told his relatives they'd think hes wierd. You honestly think its ok to tell people you're suicidal?

[QUOTE=tom_taker;25627567]OP I PM'd you with my AIM info, and offered to talk via PM's or AIM, so if you want, hit me up. I've been where you are emotionally and I think I might be of some help. If you want someone to talk to, without having the whole forum see it or all the assholes commenting, just reply to me :)[/QUOTE] I'm available for chatting too, if you want. I have a cousin who is deaf, but he's really well off. Could give you some information regarding help with the medical stuff.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627538]His work is as hard for him as hard as your work is for you. Get over yourself.[/QUOTE] He gets to lay around telling people how much better off they are and that he can only do some things that he can. How's that equivalent to normal jobs?

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627601]I'm available for chatting too, if you want. I have a cousin who is deaf, but he's really well off. Could give you some information regarding help with the medical stuff.[/QUOTE] Pascall saved my life, true story.

[QUOTE=Makol;25627617]Pascall saved my life, true story.[/QUOTE] I remember that. I am glad I could help you.

Oh wow. You don't want to be [i]deaf[/i] so you want to [i]die?[/i]

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627608]He gets to lay around telling people how much better off they are and that he can only do some things that he can. How's that equivalent to normal jobs?[/QUOTE] Okay, then how about you cut off your limbs? Then you could be worry free the rest of your life.

Antibiotics and Orange Juice.

Quick go to a Deadmau5 concert in person.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25626637]I'm legally blind and I LOVE to see the sights and travel. I can't leave the house without something correcting my vision because I literally cannot see two inches in front of my face. But you don't see me killing myself because I'm too lazy to look into treatment/find an alternative.[/QUOTE] The only way I'd kill myself is if I lost. Sight, Hearing, Touch, Taste, and Smell

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627644]I remember that. I am glad I could help you.[/QUOTE] yes, thank you.