Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627655]Not only do you fail to read, but you fail at sympathy.[/QUOTE] Sympathy is irrelevant when looking at things logically. [QUOTE=Pascall;25627681]Okay, then how about you cut off your limbs? Then you could be worry free the rest of your life.[/QUOTE] It's very hard to cut off your own limbs.

I would probably only want to kill myself if I lost my hands. I wouldn't do it, but I would definitely think about it. Or maybe I could tape pencils to my stubs or something and be the ultimate artist. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Jookia;25627746]Sympathy is irrelevant when looking at things logically. It's very hard to cut off your own limbs.[/QUOTE] Then get someone else to do it for you.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626606]He says there's this shit on the medical market called bionic hearing which is like in a prototype phase. But I don't want to live walking around with some bulky contraption that helps me hear minimalistic sounds that doesn't sound very sharp.[/QUOTE] Cochlear implant. Dude, don't off yourself because of something this daft. Medical tech is advancing rapidly, this won't mean anything in a matter of years, if not months.

Suicide is for faggots with no life who should go kill themselves

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627790]Losing your hands will not give you skill.[/QUOTE] of course it will.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627790]Losing your hands will not give you skill.[/QUOTE] I don't think you understood the nature of my post.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627831]Well you said that you would tape pencils to your stubs and become the ultimate artist. What did I miss?[/QUOTE] It's a joke.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627790]Losing your hands will not give you skill.[/QUOTE] Yes, but he could become the 'no hands guy', tell people how better they are with having hands and sell DVDs of him doing things like riding a horse, eating food and killing people and be an inspirational speaker.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;25627831]Well you said that you would tape pencils to your stubs and become the ultimate artist. What did I miss?[/QUOTE] she is a good artist. by doing that her drawing abilities will multiplied by a million.

I'm also able to provide emotional support via instant messengers. Just PM me

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626472]It's too unbearable. I love to sing, I love to write songs and play my guitar. I could not live like this at all. I don't know any other alternative solutions.[/QUOTE] Dude, you can be our modern-age BEETHOVEN!!

[QUOTE=Makol;25627861]she is a good artist. by doing that her drawing abilities will multiplied by a million.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I agree

Sure going deaf is horrible but at least you're not going blind.

[QUOTE=Makol;25627861]she is a good artist. by doing that her drawing abilities will multiplied by a million.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2uqg8kk.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626472]It's too unbearable. I love to sing, I love to write songs and play my guitar. I could not live like this at all. I don't know any other alternative solutions.[/QUOTE] Beethoven's favorite thing to do was compose music and it was his profession too. He went completely deaf and didn't bitch out and kill himself.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626873]But even if you could fix being deaf with these electronic implants, it's not perfected. I mean I'm no expert but wouldn't, in this modern day in age, a deaf person with an artificial implant hear less sharply or differently than a person with normal hearing? The equipment isn't perfected yet, is it not?[/QUOTE] Keyword: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img][b]Yet[/b][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img]

Remember this is the same guy who made a thread titled 'Is my penis supposed to reach this high?', including this amazing diagram. [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/33fco3q.jpg[/img]

oh god, it is the same guy...

Anyone know where that .gif is of the coolest way to commit suicide?

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627849]Yes, but he could become the 'no hands guy', tell people how better they are with having hands and sell DVDs of him doing things like riding a horse, eating food and killing people and be an inspirational speaker.[/QUOTE] you are a dumbass

[quote=Thomas Szasz]He who does not accept and respect those who want to reject life does not truly accept and respect life itself. [/quote] Minimizing Handsome's emotions isn't going to help him at all. "Something this daft..." may be daft to you, but it is obviously a big deal to him. Calling Handsome a coward, a pussy, selfish, etc. does not help the situation and isn't correct to begin with, it only reveals the poster's own ignorance! Not to call any single person in this thread out, mind you, but please, if you've nothing positive to say then don't post, for his sake.

OP hasn't posted in 45 minutes... mission failed.

Suicide bombing. Might as well go out with a bang eh?

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;25627029]Oh God no you can't hear. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYk-UwqFKA[/media] Talk to him.[/QUOTE] That made me cry a little :crying:.

[QUOTE=Jookia;25627746]It's very hard to cut off your own limbs.[/QUOTE] you know how sometimes people say the point has gone over your head well right now the point is a billion fucking miles above your head EDIT: by now it's probably in another fucking universe that's right the point has LEFT THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE VIA GOING OVER YOUR HEAD

[quote=Handsome]It's too unbearable. I love to sing, I love to write songs and play my guitar. I could not live like this at all. I don't know any other alternative solutions. [/quote] There are plenty of deaf guitar players and singers. Hell, there are even blind guitar players. It's all about learning how to cope with it. Besides, if you pull through, you can say that you are stronger than everyone else because you managed to cope with it.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag[/url]

[QUOTE=RBM11;25628352][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag[/url][/QUOTE] Wouldn't you go numb for like 5 minutes then die by doing that?

Shit like this is so sad to hear. You can't even imagine what it would be like to lose your hearing until it happens. Don't take things for granted. OP do not kill yourself.

Going deaf isn't worth killing yourself over.