Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

Don't kill yourself. From what I gather, you're developing tinnitus (which is becoming deafening). Just hold on. Many people with tinnitus have said that it can go away after a period of time. Your family and everyone you know will miss you. They love you, Handsome. Whatever you decide, I hope you never forget that.

[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25626543]Fucking christ, OP.[/QUOTE] Having sex with Jesus is a great way to die.

Go see a doctor. If you're really contemplating suicide the first person you should you should go to is someone who is a professional. Not some guys on the internet. Aside from that if you're not trolling than I'd consider your case to be pretty serious since the only thing that you seem to believe is worth living for is the ability to hear exactly how you did before you started going deaf.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626472]It's too unbearable. I love to sing, I love to write songs and play my guitar. I could not live like this at all. I don't know any other alternative solutions.[/QUOTE] the best way to be is at least see through it not everything diagnosed is 100% true, there's plenty of miracles/mis-diagnoses ps: i have a mild tinnitus and it's really not that bad, only when it's just full out silent and 50% of the time do i hear the "ringing" and you just stop hearing it because you get used to it.

Dude they have those things for deaf people to hear now. I have a friend who went deaf, and he got these things that resembled hearing aids and he can hear now. Trust me, much better alternative.

If I were going deaf I would start writing music. My music will be written by a deaf man, and consequently only listened to by a deaf man.

Do what they do on my train line. Jump infront of the train, its so bad ass.

Well, how 'bout just don't kill yourself? I mean, just because you listen to your headphones to damn loud doesn't mean life isn't worth it. If it wasn't, the streets would be crowded with dead def people.

I have an idea, Kill your self by not killing your self, or smoking.

OD on weed!

Being dead = BETTER THAN BEING DEAF are you kidding me?

Hey guys, he's not going deaf, he's going death!

[url]http://vimeo.com/9358866[/url]

Here's what you do: Tell your family you're taking them on a holiday, pack them in the car and then drive off a cliff into the ocean. Then you won't be alone in heaven.

It's funny to see that facepunch is a community that actually cares. Sure there's about 40% of the thread saying "DO IT FAGGOT" but we're on the internet, it's to be expected. What's shocking is about 50% of people are saying you shouldn't do it, because it's stupid, wrong, and in some way or another they kinda care about you. When random people on the internet on one of the more hostile forums in the world don't want you to kill yourself, maybe you should take that on board. This world is fucking amazing, you don't need to hear it to enjoy it.

go blind and it'll pretty much be like being dead if you're deaf too

Visit New York or some place and jump off a high building, bonus points if you land on someone down below.

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;25628921]It's funny to see that facepunch is a community that actually cares. Sure there's about 40% of the thread saying "DO IT FAGGOT" but we're on the internet, it's to be expected. What's shocking is about 50% of people are saying you shouldn't do it, because it's stupid, wrong, and in some way or another they kinda care about you. When random people on the internet on one of the more hostile forums in the world don't want you to kill yourself, maybe you should take that on board. This world is fucking amazing, you don't need to hear it to enjoy it.[/QUOTE] Most people aren't saying not to do it because they care, but because committing suicide is fucking stupid in this situation. If there's something that FP likes more than just being a douche, it's being a douche while telling somebody that they are wrong/stupid.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626412]blow my brains out with a gun (I don't even have one).[/QUOTE] you dont have a brain? but srsly if your going to kill yourself dont just do it, you can use your last days to help the world like kill bill o reilly, I mean think about it if your going to die you should take some bastard with you, not to mention it should be a fun thing to do and a good way to spend your last secs( even though i dont think you really are going to kill yourself)

leave your car on and sleep in it overnight in your garage

[QUOTE=Fort83;25626510]Also Beethoven was deaf and look what he did[/QUOTE] And how many Beethovens did we have? Not to be a real pessimist.

Get sodomized and face fucked by a latin poet

[QUOTE=Jeff_Boomhauer;25629040]leave your car on and sleep in it overnight in your garage[/QUOTE] I heard that doesn't actually work in today's world. The exhaust system/muffler have been completely redone since the 90's, and most of this is now just Hollywood.

[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;25629077]I heard that doesn't actually work in today's world. The exhaust system/muffler have been completely redone since the 90's, and most of this is now just Hollywood.[/QUOTE] It still works.

OP, you still got 80-ish years to live and change the world in some way and to leave it better than you found it. To torment and traumatize the ones you love simply because you are going deaf is extremely selfish and I hope you realize this.

hey if i was going to kill myself i would take all the bad people of this world with me and if your just going to die then your wasting a life not to mention the fact that being dead is way worse then being a live because when your dead you cant think or feel anything at all, even being in pain is better then being nothing

[QUOTE=Makol;25627617]Pascall saved my life, true story.[/QUOTE] Wait what that's awesome. can I get a link

dude. you're overreacting

Shotgun to the dick.

if you blow yourself up and take the pope with you, at least you would be known as that guy that killed the pope or at least kill yourself in a cool way because its the only time you can do it, sky dive without a parachute and land on george bush or take some pain pills cath yourself on fire and play the guitar until you die