Best way to commit suicide? (Not a ban-me or troll thread) - General

if you go deaf, you either get super hearing or super smelling so, it's not that horrible

Is the OP dead yet? I don't hear anything.

[QUOTE=Yumyumbubblegum;25629142]if you go deaf, you either get super hearing or super smelling so, it's not that horrible[/QUOTE] going deaf gives you super hearing?

[QUOTE=Yumyumbubblegum;25629142]if you go deaf, you either get super hearing[/QUOTE] ?

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;25629104]OP, you still got 80-ish years to live and change the world in some way and to leave it better than you found it. To torment and traumatize the ones you love simply because you are going deaf is extremely selfish and I hope you realize this.[/QUOTE] Things are going to get better. Even if you look like a cyborg (which would be totally awesome), you can expect to get your hearing back in the near future thanks to science.

Damn ninjad

Last time someone did this FP ended up saving his life.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25627745]I would probably only want to kill myself if I lost my hands. I wouldn't do it, but I would definitely think about it. Or maybe I could tape pencils to my stubs or something and be the ultimate artist. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] Then get someone else to do it for you.[/QUOTE] Are you joking you could get futuristic cyber hands and kick ass

op dont ruin your life by killing yourself kill yourself in a way that will help humanity, so get your gun and start killing the worlds worst people, think about it the worst they could do to you is kill you for trying and then they just helped you out in the end

Rollerblade into a volcano

Oh oh oh oh, I know die

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25629245]op dont ruin your life by killing yourself kill yourself in a way that will help humanity, so get your gun and start killing the worlds worst people, think about it the worst they could do to you is kill you for trying and then they just helped you out in the end[/QUOTE] So he'll be killing you then?

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;25629270]So he'll be killing you then?[/QUOTE] haha i didnt know i was a an evil dictator/corrupt banker

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25629306]haha i didnt know i was a an evil dictator/corrupt banker[/QUOTE] no your just an incredible asshole

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;25629337]no your just an incredible asshole[/QUOTE] because i want him to do something with his last days on earth, here is another suggestion op, if you know your going to kill yourself gamble all your money on a 50/50 shot game and if you win then i bet you will no longer be sad with all the money you have

[QUOTE=Handsome;25626412]Hello; setting up a sequel to my muffled noise in ear thread I've found out that I am going deaf. Now before the effects fully take in I'm curious as to what is the most painless, tranquil way to commit suicide? I don't want to jump in front of a speeding bus or blow my brains out with a gun (I don't even have one). I just want a death that's painless and simple. Any ideas at all? And if you could compel me not to suicide that's welcomed as well; but I feel that I am beyond salvation. (Note: This is not a bullshit ban-me thread, the reduction of hearing and ringing is humanly unbearable. Moderators I hope you can understand and not close this thread.)[/QUOTE] Neck on train track.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25629436]because i want him to do something with his last days on earth, here is another suggestion op, if you know your going to kill yourself gamble all your money on a 50/50 shot game and if you win then i bet you will no longer be sad with all the money you have[/QUOTE] money...possessions....materialistic products are all meaningless on my behalf. i just want my ears to be as they were 1 year ago. give me that and I'll be as happy as an erect dick.

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;25629126]Wait what that's awesome. can I get a link[/QUOTE] I saved him from a burning building. No, not really. I just talked him out of some serious shit he was thinkin' about. Then we had ice cream and all was well.

Jump off a plane and land on the Whitehouse.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25629533]money...possessions....materialistic products are all meaningless on my behalf. i just want my ears to be as they were 1 year ago. give me that and I'll be as happy as an erect dick.[/QUOTE] Are you purposely ignoring some of the medical information we've given you or have you just not seen it? Deaf people can function normally with cochlear implants, bro. It just takes a little while to "rewire" the brain, so to speak.

If you're already wanting to kill yourself then you're already dead.

You're lucky to ever have the sense of hearing. People are born deaf, and they live happy lives. You know how the world sounds. As people said above, hearing aids are very advanced these days. The medical field is always evolving, there is help available for your situation. There's no need to kill yourself over this

Sever the pulmonary artery, death within seconds. car crash at 120 MPH with out a seat belt drown Overdose. Drowning would be the scariest, overdose would be the hardiest, as you have a high chance of throwing up the pills you chugged. Car crash wouldn't be that great if you survive and severing your pulmonary artery would be you taking a knife and stabbing it in a specific point in your chest. so either way its gonna hurt/suck/be not fun. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] also you can always get hearing aids, wait till there's a cure in the condition you developed.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25629533]money...possessions....materialistic products are all meaningless on my behalf. i just want my ears to be as they were 1 year ago. give me that and I'll be as happy as an erect dick.[/QUOTE] You are immature. Seek counseling

[QUOTE=Handsome;25629533]money...possessions....materialistic products are all meaningless on my behalf. i just want my ears to be as they were 1 year ago. give me that and I'll be as happy as an erect dick.[/QUOTE] isnt that a reason to live because science is advancing so fast that i bet in less then 30 years you can have your ears back but yet if you kill yourself you will not be able to hear not to mention see, taste, ,feel smell or think. if you want to hear again then the best thing for you to do is live not to mention the fact that even now the deaf can hear, not naturally but yes they can hear

Jump into a meat grinder for local foods, send a letter addressed "Open in 1 year and you'll have the best damn news story in a life time" then send to local news station. The letter should be well thought out and explain your death and how you've always aspired to become a hot dog.

[QUOTE=halflambada;25626473]also, best way to kill yourself is not doing it suicide is selfish and pointless, you still have a life to live.[/QUOTE] What? Living is pointless as you'll die, no matter what. As for being selfish, he has the right to do whatever he wants with his own body. As far as I know, he's living because HIS body keeps him alive, not us.

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;25629126]Wait what that's awesome. can I get a link[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pascall;25629534]I saved him from a burning building. No, not really. I just talked him out of some serious shit he was thinkin' about. Then we had ice cream and all was well.[/QUOTE] I had issues... then I was saved! then I had ice cream :smile:

[QUOTE=CrashLemon;25629715]What? Living is pointless as you'll die, no matter what. As for being selfish, he has the right to do whatever he wants with his own body. As far as I know, he's living because HIS body keeps him alive, not us.[/QUOTE] He's living because he doesn't have the will to do it himself. The fact he actually asked an internet forum what the best ways to commit suicide are pretty much reinforces that. Any person that's interested in killing themselves doesn't talk about it like this. They sure as hell wouldn't make a thread about it on the internet, either. The people who do this are just garnering attention. OP, do us all a favor and grow up. Please.

[QUOTE=Handsome;25629533]money...possessions....materialistic products are all meaningless on my behalf. i just want my ears to be as they were 1 year ago. give me that and I'll be as happy as an erect dick.[/QUOTE] That's the dumbest thing I've heard anyone say in years, I'm pretty sure a troll now.