• I have become addicted to weed, but I have never smoked a single joint,
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[QUOTE=geogzm;24672899]which beach bournemouth's beach near the town, or one of the further-ups like alum chine who exactly offered you weed?[/QUOTE] One in town. Also, don't expect people to fucking come up to [b]you[/b] and ask if you want to buy any, because if you ask the wrong person, it's either a). cops or b). people who will call them. Ask around, don't expect it to come to you. Also, the one in town
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24670226]I live in Nykoping, Swden, but you probably live in the USA.[/QUOTE] It's easy getting weed in sweden. Where I live, the dealers aren't "dangerous" or anything, you just gotta make contacts. And that is easy, seeing as ALOT of people in sweden smoke.
It's curiousity these feelings are your bodies way of telling you that you're a healthy young man an- [B]THAT IT'S TIME TO GET FUKKEN RIPPED![/B] I had the same feeling as you after watching two seasons of Weeds when I was 13, wanted to bang the milf and I figured hey! If that bitch is smokin' hot has a damn nice house and some awesome kids and smokes a shitload of weed... I WANT WHAT SHE'S HAVING. Okay, this may not be the most responsible reason to smoke or the most informed but hell [img]http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2632/weeds200808070556065380.jpg[/img] [B]YOU WOULDN'T?![/B] Yes.. I know she's been shooped but DAYM. Of course.. I discovered later on that Weed is absolutely lovely and has no negative effects whatsoever apart from smokers cough and ([B]CANCER[/B]) a dented wallet. Thus began my quest to hunt down this oh so elusive plant. Ended up with me smokin weed erry dai tenty fo sevun fo fiev yars(When I have it)
I used to read up on drugs that I had no intention of trying. It's fun, especially reading the trip reports on erowid.
[QUOTE=Pepin;24674981]I used to read up on drugs that I had no intention of trying. It's fun, especially reading the trip reports on erowid.[/QUOTE] This is so true.
Yeah, I like to look up everything there is about random drugs also. Though I hope to try everything at one point in my life.
Well if your seventeen don't you go to school? If so just look for people that look like they smoke, or eavesdrop.
[QUOTE=counterpo0;24681475]Well if your seventeen don't you go to school? If so just look for people that look like they smoke, or eavesdrop.[/QUOTE] So I am gonna walk up to someone who looks like he's a smoker and ask "Where do you get your weed?" Or should i blackmail them, lol?
Nah. Just be like "Hey man, do you know where I can pick up some green?" Then take a friend to go get it so you feel safe and boom you're stoned.
"Hey do you smoke"? If they say "smoke what?" then they are a stoner. If they say "no" then just say that you were wondering if you could barrow a light. If they say "yes" then tell them you're going through a dry spell. If they say the can "hook you up" then you're golden. If they say "what" just say "I meant the weather". ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is brilliant and should be stickied.
I hate the whole "hey do you smoke" and you say "smoke what?" thing. I hate it because I did this so often. My grandmother was asking me if I had any friends that smoked and I said "smoke what?. She goes on to explain anything, because I should borrow a lighter from them to unfreeze my bike lock (it was winter). When the doctors would ask me if I'd smoke I'd always say it. So many other instances. What makes it so annoying to me is that I see this whole thing posted on the internet and I fell right into being in the stoner category without knowing it.
Shit...Mind blown.. I've always said "Smoke what?" thanks for making me realize I'm obviously a stoner lmao.
Shit, I find it very awkward to go up to someone you dont know and ask "Do you smoke?" I only asked two people today and both replied with a no.
I just need to get high to feel good. I lost an amazing girlfriend because she moved away, plus I've wanted to try it and I have an urge to [highlight]GET FUCKING BLAZED[/highlight]. However my friend does know someone who has a 50/50 chance of knowing someone else who smokes weed, so that's probably my only option at the moment.
[QUOTE=newbs;24682670]"Hey do you smoke"? If they say "smoke what?" then they are a stoner. If they say "no" then just say that you were wondering if you could barrow a light. If they say "yes" then tell them you're going through a dry spell. If they say the can "hook you up" then you're golden. If they say "what" just say "I meant the weather". ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is brilliant and should be stickied.[/QUOTE] This, people, is actually a good way to ask. For fuck sake, don't listen to people who tell you otherwise, especially when someone said you should say "yo man where the trees at?"
The main reason why i have not ever gotten contact with marijuana is because i have no friends. :sigh: I have 3 different classes i go to, tard class, english class and programming, the class i spend the most time with is tard class, all of them are not really good freiends beecause they are weird and have assburgers, english class is my second most common class, like 80% of everyone in that class is a girl and i never spend time with them because they are seperated from my tard class. Programming is the class i visit the least, There are a lot of cool people there but since programming is the only class i spend togehter with them makes it unable for me to get to know them :frown: I want to leave tard class.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24686046]The main reason why i have not ever gotten contact with marijuana is because i have no friends. :sigh:[/QUOTE] Well here's your opportunity. If you start smoking, people might like you
I fucking hate having a minior case of assburgers, i can act pretty normal but I always have to work with a small group of people that are really retarded. I hate my life because of the school system is making me compltetly unable to get friends and my parents say "LOL U DO NEED TARD HELP :downs:" :sigh: Now that I think of it I am seriously starting to become depressed. :crying:
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24686609]I fucking hate having a minior case of assburgers, i can act pretty normal but I always have to work with a small group of people that are really retarded. I hate my life because of the school system is making me compltetly unable to get friends and my parents say "LOL U DO NEED TARD HELP :downs:" :sigh: Now that I think of it I am seriously starting to become depressed. :crying:[/QUOTE] Buy some JWH online
By tard class you mean... Retard?
Weed smokers are very friendly. Even if you ask around, and if you end up asking someone who doesn't smoke, they most likely won't care and answer with a simple 'no'. Ask the kids with long hair/rasta clothing. Make an effort to talk to more people, and after that point it gets pretty hard [B]not[/B] knowing any stoners. They're everywhere.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24686609]I fucking hate having a minior case of assburgers, i can act pretty normal but I always have to work with a small group of people that are really retarded. I hate my life because of the school system is making me compltetly unable to get friends and my parents say "LOL U DO NEED TARD HELP :downs:" :sigh: Now that I think of it I am seriously starting to become depressed. :crying:[/QUOTE] Sucks dude, i guess it kinda depends on where you are located. Im in Southern California, and you can tell who smokes and who doesn't by looking at them. Its the second day of school for me, and I've already seen a guy take out a small bag of weed in the lunch line.
you aren't addicted, just curious. i went through the same thing before i got a chance to try some of that sticky icky :350:
[QUOTE=HairyGoatMan;24694670]By tard class you mean... Retard?[/QUOTE] More like assburgers class.
I remember being exactly like that, I would always look it up and stuff. But then, one day my friend asked me to smoke with him, and it opened up a whole new world.
You are [U]obsessed[/U] not addicted. I remember I was when I first started smoking. Usually when I need to find a dealer at my school I goto the smoker's pit and ask around.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24706740]More like assburgers class.[/QUOTE] Do you like mean to say assburgers?
I go to a small school, and the only smokers are dicks. If I were to ask for weed they would probably beat me up or laugh their asses off and tell everyone. And all my friends are little Christians who think dwugs awe bad.
Sweden? shit man i think one of my mates sent some joints trough mail with succes once but last time the package got intercepted and the receiver was even pulled out of bed in the midnight in his parents' house by some anti drug/terrorist squad. just over 9 joints not even a total of 5 grams of weed. depending on your city (if its big/wealthy) there might be some grow ops if not your probably getting export from my country. not something id recommend since its outdoor grown and packed in bricks which ends up tasting like crap.
Reasing this makes me glad to live in Amsterdam. Just go to one of the gazillion coffee shops and get a choice of at least 5 quality checked weed strains. Then roll a joint while babbling with the nice police officer in front of the door. 2wk old.
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