• I almost died today.
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So I got died today and then I think my gf and then i live heal.
[QUOTE=Thethe;24831352]I'm sorry but did you just post -snip- to be cool?[/QUOTE] Yeah. All the cool people are doing it nowadays.
I almost drowned in a waterpark when I was five
[QUOTE=onforty;24831188]Retarded facepunchers being dicks at people who almost died. I am happy that you are still alive, OP.[/QUOTE] Thanks.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24831202]Hey, thats funny Nevermind[/QUOTE] The best way to make a terrible pun is to throw in the "xD" at the end
The closest to dying was when i was surfing and since i dont do it much, im not really skilled. I slipped off, then a wave pulled me down to around the depth of 15 feet. I was able to swim up to my friends leg and he was able to pull me up Hope you get better
Well it's good to hear you made it, think of it as a second chance or something.
[QUOTE=Atchell;24831049]She's going to dump you.[/QUOTE] Asssssss holeeeeee
[QUOTE=Solace92;24831023]I nearly died today. I was going for a hike through my local woods, and I tripped on a log, took a 15-20 foot drop into a creek bed, and a stick or something punctured my chest, nearly going into my heart, I mean it's literally exactly where my heart is. It didn't really hurt, nor did it bleed at first. But after about 30 seconds there was blood everywhere. I quickly made my way to civilization and was rushed to the hospital. I had to get 6 stitches. The worst part were the needles, she stuck me atleast 3 times with 2 different needles, very painful needles, oh, the needles hurt so bad, plus I hate needles. I was kind of panicking, but the one thing that calmed me down was thinking of the woman I love. I really wish she was there by my side at the hospital. I never really realized how much I truly wanted to live, until I almost died. The doctor who stitched me up said that it could have been worse, and I very well could have died.[/QUOTE] You fell 20 feet and punctured your chest with a stick, But the needles is what made you flinch?!
[QUOTE=gerbile5;24831182]Wow! It sounds like you had a...... [I]heart pounding experience xD[/I][/QUOTE] Sticks and stones may hurt his chest but words may never hurt him.
Pics? [editline]05:44PM[/editline] Reenact it if you have to.
[QUOTE=mr.Icebucket;24832240]Asssssss holeeeeee[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OXRBELZpKak/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
Glad you're alive, mate.
Do that 10 more times and I'll call you Fifty.
[QUOTE=Solace92;24831023]I nearly died today. I was going for a hike through my local woods, and I tripped on a log, took a 15-20 foot drop into a creek bed, and a stick or something punctured my chest, nearly going into my heart, I mean it's literally exactly where my heart is.[/QUOTE] I couldn't read past there my stomach gets really tight and I feel sort of sick just imagining things like this.
I would die from the scare of nearly being stabbed in the heart alone.
[QUOTE=Solace92;24831023]and a stick or something punctured my chest, nearly going into my heart. I never really realized how much I truly wanted to live, until I almost died.[/QUOTE] Well it looks like you got the [I]point[/I] then! [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lulz1.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=soderholm13;24831318]Good thing you're still with us :buddy: [editline]01:47AM[/editline] [i]or are you...[/i][/QUOTE] Avatar fits. ([img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=259666&dateline=1281962380[/img])
[QUOTE=gerbile5;24831182]xD[/QUOTE] :frog: [editline]01:34PM[/editline] Also OP, you got stabbed in the chest, it didn't hurt but the needles did?
I find this hard to believe, as sticks are hardly smooth, it would require surgery to remove the stick from your chest. unless your over exaggerating this and the stick was small. so I call BS
Some guy's teeth went into my head once. Had to be taken to the hospital. Had my head glued back together with some medical super glue. Wasn't all bad though, I was like 5 at the time so no school, all video games, final destination.
[QUOTE=moffe;24831377]I almost drowned in a waterpark when I was five[/QUOTE] i drown kids are waterparks on purpose.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24831202]Hey, thats funny Nevermind[/QUOTE] ok because the actual content of the joke was completely ruined by an emote jesus christ grow up
Make a thread about it that is 2 pages long.
I almost died when I was alive.
Actualy, you died. Facepunch is purgatory, 4chan hell and SA heaven
[QUOTE=Haxxer;24831310]I was [I]frozen today![/I][/QUOTE] Dammit.
Someone fell on me today. I was hanging out with my tree bros when this hiker slipped and fell right on me. He the got up and opened his computer, started typing then left.
[QUOTE=Cpt. Private;24842362]... and SA heaven[/QUOTE] Wait what. Noty.
Next time I won't fail.
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