What should a newbie to facepunch know about facepunch? - General

facepunch is like a dungeon full of nerds with ridiculously high standards, so don't ever post a pic of a hot girl or you'll start a shitstorm "ewww she's orange look at how fat she is i would never fuck that" also, the oify really is nothing special. it's basically like a little inside joke that everyone likes to make references to in order to feel clever and be part of the crew

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25549983]Lurk 3 months, observe what the more experienced users do, then start posting.[/QUOTE] so basically, use grammar unless it's sarcastic, be a dick to get funnies, attempt terrible puns that don't work, occasionally give good advice, and use memes far too old to be funny or relevant anymore

Posting on FP is a Game, except the only winning move, is not to ever play.

[QUOTE=Nikarial;25550472]70% of facepunch users are 15 years old or younger, remember that when posting[/QUOTE] Maybe most of the people in the Garry's mod section that have 1 or 2 posts are around that age, but actual Facepunch members are generally older than that.

We hate furries with a passion, so you better start doing that

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;25550589]Posting on FP is a Game, except the only winning move, is not to ever play.[/QUOTE] No, that's posting in the Refugee camp as a gold.

hi op

[QUOTE=Asphyxia;25550613]No, that's posting in the Refugee camp as a gold.[/QUOTE] No shit, I already played that game too.

It's like tic-tac-toe, but with more humiliation. Much, much more.

[QUOTE=Sasasing;25550479]Says the guy with the anime avatar, just move along folks[/QUOTE] To fit with the bandwagon of scrolling parody text above it.

Most of FP is underage so be careful not to take information or opinions posted here too seriously. This applies to all situations really, in anything from help request threads to debates to news. Try to verify with other sites.

obey the almighty moderators. And remember don't be stupid TH89 has a itchy ban Finger. i'm sorry TH89 please don't ban me D: [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] if you don't know what something means look it up here: urbandictionary.com REMEMBER WE HATE THE FOLLOWING HERE: - hipsters - trolls - people who are dumb - Justin beiber - anything related to disney after the year 2000 (if your older than 14 years) - furries (well most do) - racism -

[QUOTE=Sasasing;25550180]Facepunch is pretty much like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y[/media][/QUOTE] Are we really that gay?

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;25550895]Are we really that gay?[/QUOTE] yes and facepunch is more like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phuyzC-0cDE[/media]

Just use your common sense and you'll be fine

Be very careful and remember that garry is our overlord. Also Jaanus likes to ban, TH89 thinks he's black, so watch those two mods there.

[QUOTE=Sasasing;25550479]Says the guy with the anime avatar, just move along folks[/QUOTE] You have successfully been a douche

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25550604]We hate furries with a passion, so you better start doing that[/QUOTE] This is a good example of trolling [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] and so is the above quote

Heres some helpful hints for you! - School sucks? > Make thread in General Discussion - Girlfriend Cheating on you? > Make thread in General Discussion - Hate Bieber? > Make thread in General Discussion - Girl talked to you, and you have no idea what to do? > Make Thread in General Discussion Also: -Grammar is optional, this is the internet. -Boring story? Spice it up with Incest, Cats, Bieber. -Need a good debate? talk about gay rights, or Israel. -Racist? Always post it here! -News Article that is 5+ days old, and a thread probably already exists about it in that forum? Post it elsewhere. Everyone loves duplicate threads! [editline]LOLFAG[/editline] Don't forget we value your opinion, regardless how uneducated, poorly structured, or dumb it really is. We're all civilized people here.

By stating the following line you've already declared a deceleration of flame war, "MACS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THEN PC YOU FAGGITS!"

Be a die-hard atheist

[QUOTE=Sasasing;25550180]Facepunch is pretty much like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y[/media][/QUOTE] no like this. Give it 15 seconds. it's worth it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIF6hOy5LNg&feature=related[/media]

Dont use an apple avatar

[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;25550865]- anything related to disney after the year 2000 (if your older than 14 years)[/QUOTE] what about pixar

One thing to know: In a forum of this size, one user means absolutely nothing. Refer to Carl Sagan's Pale blue Dot if you ever feel important here.

Find a smaller area of the forum as your base, it also lets you call upon your members in section as trolling support when needed.

[QUOTE=technologic;25552082]Find a smaller area of the forum as your base, it also lets you call upon your members in section as trolling support when needed.[/QUOTE] If you need a shoulder to cry on after you have been trolled, you should find someplace else. Like:[url]http://disney-forums.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=DJSergei;25551965]Dont use an apple avatar[/QUOTE] Dont use a linux avatar

[QUOTE=TehWhale;25552340]Dont use a linux avatar[/QUOTE] Don't use celebrity politicians as an avatar.

[QUOTE=LearningToday;25549897]I wanna know since i have been signed up for about 6 or 7 days now. I dont wanna go around making mistakes also im planning to save this thread. So help me figure it out so i dont get myself banned or anything worse.[/QUOTE] Don't make threads asking what to do It marks you as easy meat.