What should a newbie to facepunch know about facepunch? - General

[QUOTE=Asphyxia;25550598]Maybe most of the people in the Garry's mod section that have 1 or 2 posts are around that age, but actual Facepunch members are generally older than that.[/QUOTE] There was a survey and most people where around 15, you'd be surprised how many of the quality posters are 15.

[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;25550865]obey the almighty moderators. And remember don't be stupid TH89 has a itchy ban Finger. i'm sorry TH89 please don't ban me D: [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] if you don't know what something means look it up here: urbandictionary.com REMEMBER WE HATE THE FOLLOWING HERE: - hipsters - trolls - people who are dumb - Justin beiber - anything related to disney after the year 2000 (if your older than 14 years) - furries (well most do) - racism -[/QUOTE] Because you totally speak for all of FP. REPRESENT, BRUDDAH!

[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;25550865]obey the almighty moderators. And remember don't be stupid TH89 has a itchy ban Finger. i'm sorry TH89 please don't ban me D: [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] if you don't know what something means look it up here: urbandictionary.com REMEMBER WE HATE THE FOLLOWING HERE: - hipsters - trolls - people who are dumb - Justin beiber - anything related to disney after the year 2000 (if your older than 14 years) - furries (well most do) - racism -[/QUOTE] We hate everyone would be a more accurate description.

[QUOTE=Kingy_who;25552605]We hate everyone would be a more accurate description.[/QUOTE] We are not ED(Who has no article that doesn't include an insult in some form to whoever it's mentioning.) or /b/(Need I even explain this?). Also, if you hate everything, you must hate sex too.

suck dicks [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - TH89))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;25552623]We are not ED(Who has no article that doesn't include an insult in some form to whoever it's mentioning.) or /b/(Need I even explain this?). Also, if you hate everything, you must hate sex too.[/QUOTE] Between us we hate everything.

There's only one rule on Facepunch. Don't fuck with Garry.(Or any of the mods really)

[QUOTE=Strongbad;25552623]We are not ED(Who has no article that doesn't include an insult in some form to whoever it's mentioning.) or /b/(Need I even explain this?). Also, if you hate everything, you must hate sex too.[/QUOTE] Sometimes, sex is a pain in the ass.

Avoid making replies without reading at least a good part of the discussion. Usually someone if not everyone has already said what you want to say. Instead make a little rating to show you share the persons opinion.

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;25550895]Are we really that gay?[/QUOTE] You missed the BANanas part

Your joke is not funny.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25551652]Heres some helpful hints for you! - School sucks? > Make thread in General Discussion - Girlfriend Cheating on you? > Make thread in General Discussion - Hate Bieber? > Make thread in General Discussion - Girl talked to you, and you have no idea what to do? > Make Thread in General Discussion Also: -Grammar is optional, this is the internet. -Boring story? Spice it up with Incest, Cats, Bieber. -Need a good debate? talk about gay rights, or Israel. -Racist? Always post it here! -News Article that is 5+ days old, and a thread probably already exists about it in that forum? Post it elsewhere. Everyone loves duplicate threads! [editline]LOLFAG[/editline] Don't forget we value your opinion, regardless how uneducated, poorly structured, or dumb it really is. We're all civilized people here.[/QUOTE] Another qualiy post by Richard Simmons. Gotta love him

We like dicks

1. NEVER use :p :D -.- 0.0 2. Do Not Type Like This All The Time 3. Lurk, just watch other facepunchers and learn from them 4. Try to post NEW and CREATIVE stuff, Facepunch viewed like 80% of all famous video's/pictures 5. Do not try to be funny. Just not yet. 6. Do not spam rating, we can see who rated you/someone 7. if you post a thread, CONTENT! 2 lines of text is not always enough 8. Before you post something thats released a few minutes ago, just look in the sections if its not posted already. Gold Member: In order to get GM you need 2,000 posts and 2 years of Facepunch activity What you get: - You post in Refugee camp - Access to Gold member forum - Use a .GIF as your avatar - Golden name! For all FP emoticons [url]www.facepunch.com/misc.php[/url]

[QUOTE=oldage;25549985]FP isn't a democracy[/QUOTE] I exercise my democratic right to disagree. :smug:

[QUOTE=Murkat;25552886]There's only one rule on Facepunch. Don't fuck with Garry.(Or any of the mods really)[/QUOTE] BRB, starting a fundamentalist religion that centers around Garry.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25549983]Lurk 3 months, observe what the more experienced users do, then start posting.[/QUOTE] In this case, do not observe what Fatfatfatty does.

[QUOTE=Sasasing;25550180]Facepunch is pretty much like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y[/media][/QUOTE] what in the name of god did i just watch

Protip: Wank off alot DONT ever talk about girls Eat shit Shit Watch very specific prono Dont have a job Be <15 when Gary posts Bow and bend over OFIY, JUST DO IT Edit: Try and force people to think like you

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25552444]Don't use celebrity politicians as an avatar.[/QUOTE] Don't use faggots as avatars.

Look at the event log and see what people are getting bans for

[QUOTE=Maximo13;25554074]Don't use faggots as avatars.[/QUOTE] But it reflects his personality. :colbert:

Lurk a bunch before you post, it helps.

DO WHAT YOU WANT FUCK DA PO PO :whatup:

doing post makes further how banned make post except never

never post

Fuck Garry and his shithole, AMIRIGHT?!! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("On this occasion I am assuming this is just a very bad post and not a request to not be here. Next time you may not be so lucky." - verynicelady))[/highlight]

If you wanna fit in with the average facepuncher you need to spew a lot of illogical bullshit, post in the wrong sections (preferably multiple times with the same uninteresting contentless thread), try to be funny even though your sense of humour is comparable to that of a demented squirrel, hang round in the fast threads section and inform people of your compassion for crudely drawn pictures of animals having sex. I could go on all day.

We need history page or noteworthy events page, not the shit in ED. Someone had a good idea that we should compile a rule and history book for newfags.

[QUOTE=aurum481;25554396]We need history page or noteworthy events page, not the shit in ED. Someone had a good idea that we should compile a rule and history book for newfags.[/QUOTE] Nothing noteworthy has ever happened here. Ever.