• Movies that you will never ever watch again/on your blacklist
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Lethal Weapon 3 Slumdog Millionaire (tired of that shit, I've been forced to watch it twice) And lots of others I don't remember right now
Nothing has left me more in disgust than RV [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449089/[/url] never again
The Amazing Spiderman. The only reason we got it was that my friend had a TV with really cool 3d options. In the end, it turned out to be a complete piece of ass with the boringest villain possible (rivaled only by Rhino in the upcopming second movie).
[QUOTE=Demeschik;41895172]The Amazing Spiderman. The only reason we got it was that my friend had a TV with really cool 3d options. In the end, it turned out to be a complete piece of ass with the boringest villain possible (rivaled only by Rhino in the upcopming second movie).[/QUOTE] Rhino? We're getting Electro.
[QUOTE=Hoboiam;41748552]Also NEVER SEE A SERBIAN FILM[/QUOTE] I've seen the uncut version. Honestly though, newborn porn?!
It's almost tempting to watch a serbian film with all this talk about it. See if i can keep a straight face or even smile whilst watching.
[QUOTE=Reds;41916104]Rhino? We're getting Electro.[/QUOTE] Oh, I totally forgot about him. He's gonna be a fake nerd played by Michael Fox so he's not really on the exciting list either.
Shutter Island. not that i think it was a bad movie, just i don't think i could watch it again.
World War Z Dead or Alive (I wish i could wipe my memory of this) Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li (that too) Olympus Has Fallen (Shit story and shit CGI) That's all I can think of right now.
[QUOTE=Reds;41916104]Rhino? We're getting Electro.[/QUOTE] Both. [img]http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/316523_S/the-amazing-spider-man-2-set-photos-with-a-suited-up-rhino.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=Demeschik;41920876]Oh, I totally forgot about him. He's gonna be a fake nerd played by Michael Fox so he's not really on the exciting list either.[/QUOTE] I think you meant the other one Fox. The darker one, with two "x".
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Most movies/animes based of video games. They all usually end up being shit.
John Dies At The End This movie was based off of a webseries-turned-book of the same title. The book itself was absolutely beautiful, but any fan of it will tell you the same about this movie. It was a brave endeavor, but the movie was too short to fully fixate on the actual plot of the book, so they jerry-rigged a new ending, a summation of sorts, alongside various changes from the novel that were put in the book for a specific reason, rendering many plot points in the film absolutely useless. The casting was semi-decent, at least. Check out the book, and then the movie if you're up for it. Book is definitely worth a read.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41956401]John Dies At The End This movie was based off of a webseries-turned-book of the same title. The book itself was absolutely beautiful, but any fan of it will tell you the same about this movie. It was a brave endeavor, but the movie was too short to fully fixate on the actual plot of the book, so they jerry-rigged a new ending, a summation of sorts, alongside various changes from the novel that were put in the book for a specific reason, rendering many plot points in the film absolutely useless. The casting was semi-decent, at least. Check out the book, and then the movie if you're up for it. Book is definitely worth a read.[/QUOTE] The first two thirds of John Dies at the end were so great. They were faithful to the setup of the first story in the book, and it felt just like the novel. But therein lies the problem: the first two-thirds are the setup to the first story in the book, and there's three separate major stories in it. At the end they just tried to jam everything in and it fell apart.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;41956663]The first two thirds of John Dies at the end were so great. They were faithful to the setup of the first story in the book, and it felt just like the novel. But therein lies the problem: the first two-thirds are the setup to the first story in the book, and there's three separate major stories in it. At the end they just tried to jam everything in and it fell apart.[/QUOTE] Spoiler tags added for anyone else. [sp]1. The "hatchet" story at the intro was a foreboding of "monster dave" near the end of the book. The movie left the hatchet story in but left out that story, rendering it pointless. 2. They left out some of the greatest horror moments like Cockroach man, the REAL intro to Marconi in Vegas, and especially "David's possession" where the whole theme of the book literally pulls a 180 to side with the fucked up thoughts invading his mind.[/sp] That's what infuriated me most. The "M.D." plot was the perfect ending, in my opinion.
BIRDS 2 LANDS END BIRDEMIC HALLOWEEN(ROB ZOMBIE) I hate these movies so fucking much
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41957205]Spoiler tags added for anyone else. [sp]1. The "hatchet" story at the intro was a foreboding of "monster dave" near the end of the book. The movie left the hatchet story in but left out that story, rendering it pointless. 2. They left out some of the greatest horror moments like Cockroach man, the REAL intro to Marconi in Vegas, and especially "David's possession" where the whole theme of the book literally pulls a 180 to side with the fucked up thoughts invading his mind.[/sp] That's what infuriated me most. The "M.D." plot was the perfect ending, in my opinion.[/QUOTE] Yeah I agree. I think that the hatchet story still served as an alright intro to get the viewer into the right mindset for the rest of the film, and damn if it didn't get me excited for it. I just wish that there could have been like a trilogy or something, because the first half showed that a movie JDatE could be really awesome.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;41957458]Yeah I agree. I think that the hatchet story still served as an alright intro to get the viewer into the right mindset for the rest of the film, and damn if it didn't get me excited for it. I just wish that there could have been like a trilogy or something, because the first half showed that a movie JDatE could be really awesome.[/QUOTE] Quite personally, I'd even be okay with a web series. Cover the 3 stories over 4 segments each, take a break, then move to "This Book Is Full of Spiders". This series is waaay too underrated.
Poltergeist Beetlejuice I don't know why, but those two movies get on my nerves so much. Also, Super Mario Brothers, for obvious reasons.
[QUOTE=Cyan_Husky;41959507]Poltergeist Beetlejuice I don't know why, but those two movies get on my nerves so much. [/QUOTE] Clearly you got spooked by ghosts.
[QUOTE=Cyan_Husky;41959507]Poltergeist Beetlejuice I don't know why, but those two movies get on my nerves so much. Also, Super Mario Brothers, for obvious reasons.[/QUOTE] I can't even as to how someone would never want to watch those movies again Poltergeist is one of the few ghost movies that doesn't suck all the way through Beetlejuice is comedy gold thanks to Keaton, plus it landed him the Batman job and SMB is one of the greatest-worst movies ever.
[QUOTE=Pops;41962723]I can't even as to how someone[/QUOTE] Ghosts
[QUOTE=Pops;41962723] Beetlejuice is comedy gold thanks to Keaton, plus it landed him the Batman job [/QUOTE] I didn't like him as Batman either, so...
Chicken Run scarred me as a child Along with the 2005 World of the Worlds movie
[QUOTE=Hoboiam;41748552]Also NEVER SEE A SERBIAN FILM[/QUOTE] The saddest thing about this film is that it's still better put together than a lot of films I've seen. I've seen a lot of Direct-To-DVD, Sci-Fi Channel and Asylum films.
The Mist So depressing I never wanna see it again
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[B]Avatar[/B] ** I have lots of problems with this film, from the boring visuals to the sloppy writing. [B]The Secret[/B] - [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0846789/"]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0846789/[/URL] [B]The J.J. Abrams Star Treks[/B] ** Not the worst movies ever, but completely missing the point of Star Trek. [B]Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows [/B]** No words. I was dumbfounded by how a supposably fun movie could be so damn boring. [B]The Big Year[/B] ** Not one laugh in the whole movie, and I laugh easily. [B]Say Anything...[/B] ** I love Cameron Crow, but this movie was bloody pointless. [B]The Dark Knight Rises [/B]** I was confused and angered by this film. It took itself so seriously, yet it was so silly! If it'd just embraced its silliness instead of trying to be the "Serious Batman", then maybe it could have been some kind of complete movie. As it stands now, it's a mess. I didn't like "Batman Begins", or "the Dark Knight" either, but at least they somewhat stayed true to themselves, and thus were watchable films. I was pleasantly surprised by how many people said "Prometheus", it was a horrible film. The only reason it doesn't make my list is because of Michael Fassbender, he's so dreamy.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;41740206]Salo[/QUOTE] But it was so nice little kids movie
Public Enemies Alien Ressurection Solaris (remake) Death Proof
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