Movies that you will never ever watch again/on your blacklist
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[QUOTE=Sungrazer;41887738]
Well that says a lot because I hadn't even heard there was a third one.
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I believe it was direct to video, so that says something by itself.
Anything with Sandler, Vaughn, Carrell or the rest of those unfunny penis jockeys is on my shitlist, they never made me even crack a smile, I want to crack their heads open and use them as a toilet.
Brazil, conquest 1543 and theres a lot of others, fuck them.
The Road holy fuck the Cannibal part
I'm sure the book is good but the movie was very depressing not saying it was bad but very depressing
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;41797833]Sucker Punch
Dragonball Evolution
The Last Airbender
[editline]11th August 2013[/editline]
im sure there are others but these were particularly horrible[/QUOTE]
I liked Suckerpunch, I mean, it wasn't award winning great but it was fun to watch with friends while sitting on the couch drinking and such. I suppose I just liked that surreal style.
Requiem for a Dream
Absolutely fantastic movie, but I NEVER want to see it again.
Seriously. One of the most harrowing things I've ever sat through.
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;42290055]The Road holy fuck the Cannibal part
I'm sure the book is good but the movie was very depressing not saying it was bad but very depressing[/QUOTE]
Book is just as depressing. Very fantastic, but very depressing. The way Cormack writes is genius. He never uses punctuation outside of commas and periods. No quotation marks, no exclamation points, nothing. It gives it a rough, gut-punch feeling while reading that's hard to explain. It's very strong. I recommend picking it up some time, paperbacks are pretty cheap.
[editline]25th September 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41958527]Quite personally, I'd even be okay with a web series. Cover the 3 stories over 4 segments each, take a break, then move to "This Book Is Full of Spiders". This series is waaay too underrated.[/QUOTE]
This Book Is Full Of Spiders would make a fantastic miniseries or TV show. Absolutely fantastic. Put that shit on netflix and you got gold.
And as not to turn this into a book discussion, I'll add [B]Kickass 2[/B] to my list of movies I will never, ever see again. Came out of the theaters giving it a 5/10, after thinking on it bumped it down to a 3/10.
Awful, awful film.
[QUOTE=Hoboiam;42307495]Book is just as depressing. Very fantastic, but very depressing. The way Cormack writes is genius. He never uses punctuation outside of commas and periods. No quotation marks, no exclamation points, nothing. It gives it a rough, gut-punch feeling while reading that's hard to explain. It's very strong. I recommend picking it up some time, paperbacks are pretty cheap.
[editline]25th September 2013[/editline]
This Book Is Full Of Spiders would make a fantastic miniseries or TV show. Absolutely fantastic. Put that shit on netflix and you got gold.
And as not to turn this into a book discussion, I'll add [B]Kickass 2[/B] to my list of movies I will never, ever see again. Came out of the theaters giving it a 5/10, after thinking on it bumped it down to a 3/10.
Awful, awful film.[/QUOTE]
I herd the Cannibal part was way worst in the book
"We're The Millers" (2013)
It was, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a pile of awful.
Any movie that has talking animals and isn't animated is instantaneously on the list.
Goddamn, watching a chihuahua terribly lip-sync a shitty dog pun like "Hot dog! Those tacos are hot!" just makes my head implode.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41958527]Quite personally, I'd even be okay with a web series. Cover the 3 stories over 4 segments each, take a break, then move to "This Book Is Full of Spiders". This series is waaay too underrated.[/QUOTE]
It's a shame the film took a nosedive at the end. When I heard Coscarelli was going to direct it I thought he was perfect, since I'm a big Phantasm fan.
[sp]It pissed me off the way they turned Amy's whole complex characterization into "that one-handed love interest" with like 2 lines and no purpose. Plus that big goofy fake hand she wore.
Also One-Armed Sally sounded like generic shit-indie rock. Too skilled to be funny but too bland to be interesting.[/sp]
I did like alot of it though. I think it was just too big for one film with such a low budget. I thought Dave was well cast, John really wasn't, Amy may as well have not been included, and Doug Jones was perfect.
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;42290055]The Road holy fuck the Cannibal part
I'm sure the book is good but the movie was very depressing not saying it was bad but very depressing[/QUOTE]
I heard a lot of this before I saw this movie, but I didn't think it was so horrible as everyone said. It didn't have a huge impact on me. I could totally watch it again.
But Grave of the Fireflies, on the other hand, I never want to see again. First time I saw it, I just couldn't smile for like three days. For some reason, I watched it a second time with a friend, but the mood was kind of spoiled when a friend of ours came in near the end, drunk, trying to get us to go party with him.
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