• Pogo Stilts
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[QUOTE=Finkleburg]I think we should start surgically attaching these to our legs. Fuck riding a bike or even driving.[/QUOTE] Fuck getting in doors, driving long distances, riding in an elevator, or being able to get up if you fall.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe]Fuck getting in doors, driving long distances, riding in an elevator, or being able to get up if you fall.[/QUOTE] We are very adaptable creatures.
It would be fucking awesome if you could do wallkicks and shit.
I can do alot of that stuff without pogo stilts.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe]Fuck getting in doors, driving long distances, riding in an elevator, or being able to get up if you fall.[/QUOTE] Limbo, who needs to drive long distances when you can walk them!, elevators? you can hop up the stairs no matter how high the building is! And you just gotta practice a bit so you don't fall, and otherwise you can just take them off if you fall right?
[QUOTE=CubeManv2]We arn't fucking kangoroo's you look fucking retarded with them on. I'll push anyone over i see with those on.[/QUOTE] Why is everyone so concerned with looks?
I want one of these soooo bad! [b]Edit:[/b] fucking smartness...
you would look stupid walking round on them
[QUOTE=Kiz43]you would look stupid walking round on them[/QUOTE] But what do you care if you can run at 40MPH? They need a fucking car to run you down.
Those look :krad: !
[QUOTE=dARKQUARk]I know what my next birthday present is![/QUOTE] New shoes?
I just watched some guy do backflips for 4 minutes with Van Halen playing. [QUOTE=Faren]I can do alot of that stuff without pogo stilts.[/QUOTE] :q:
Looking at the 06-07 model , they look retarded. The 07-08 models look much nicer. Fuck this , I'm looking for jobs in moffat.
[QUOTE=Hamsterman]Limbo, who needs to drive long distances when you can walk them!, elevators? you can hop up the stairs no matter how high the building is! And you just gotta practice a bit so you don't fall, and otherwise you can just take them off if you fall right?[/QUOTE] I believe he said surgically installed.
I have these. They're called Powerizers by the way. They've been in my loft for a year. Got bored and fed up withing 2 weeks. They hurt your knees really badly. Oh and it's fucking hard to do anything, don't watch too many YouTube videos.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow]But what do you care if you can run at 40MPH? They need a fucking car to run you down.[/QUOTE] I think you got your units confuzzled. [QUOTE=Carbon P4nda]run 40 km/h.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=E7Fan]about 15 to about 20 MPH, maybe.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Roboticist]I think you got your units confuzzled.[/QUOTE] Fucking Shitperial system. Metric for Dhe win.
[QUOTE=cn58673]Fucking Shitperial system. Metric for Dhe win.[/QUOTE] As much as I agree with you, I'm forced to use ours for work. I still prefer the mile to the kilometer anyway, it's easier to gauge with one's eyes accurately.
These things are :krad:
These would make Parkour easier I presume?
I think it would be funny to hunt with those and a battle axe.
[QUOTE=ChaosPirate]These would make Parkour easier I presume?[/QUOTE] Probably but it would be completeley different. You couldn't do alot of moves with those.
I'm definatly saving for a pair of these... But I currently lack in the age department, anybody got good job idea's?
[QUOTE=FreakyMe]Fanny pack [worn in front] or Back pack :eng101:[/QUOTE] How the hell did the name "fanny pack" come about? Fanny means butt in US English, and vulva/vagina in English English.
[QUOTE=Kraaz]I think it would be funny to hunt with those and a battle axe.[/QUOTE] oh god I just imagined that :v:
[QUOTE=Master117]Now all he needs is a portal gun and an orange jumpsuit and he's all set.[/QUOTE] Fuck, you stole my line
The best ones are Powerskip Pro 1000€ and up.
Jesus, these looks fun as hell.
[QUOTE=Anonymouse]Where could I purchase these in US?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.air-trekkers.com/[/url]
As A beginner I would recommend Air trekker adult model. But the best way to find the right pair for you is to go out and start looking around. The website that I purchased my jumping stilts from is [url]www.buyingstilts.com[/url], they were very helpful and had a quick delivery. Have fun on your new jumping stilts
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