[QUOTE=Kardia;46203731]Congratulations miss, it's a beautiful... [B]lightbulb[/B]!?[/QUOTE]
She gave birth to a really good idea
So op, how'd you find this?
So THAT's where lightbulbs come from.
What made her think this was a good idea? What if it had shattered inside of her?
Guys imagine if it broke!!
[QUOTE=haloguy234;46203567]This reminds me of this story I heard about a guy who asked a friend of his for any tips to make women feel more pleasure during sex, to which his friend replied "get steel balls embedded in your dick". Instead of going "Haha, that's funny" or whatever, this guy actually fucking did it. Himself. He cut open his own dick and stuffed it with steel ball bearings and sewed it back up.
After about a week he went to the doctor. That shit ended up getting infected and the balls themselves were rusting. I'm not sure what happened to the guy's dick, but it wouldn't surprise me if it doesn't even work anymore.[/QUOTE]
A lot of people get this done as a form of subdermal piercing and yes. It basically makes your dick ribbed so it would increase pleasure.
[QUOTE=The Janitor;46205872]A lot of people get this done as a form of subdermal piercing and yes. It basically makes your dick ribbed so it would increase pleasure.[/QUOTE]
piercing =/= sewing open your balls and stuffing them with metal rings and then sewing them back up
Ideas pop up in the strangest of places.
I wonder if it still works. Can't waste a lightbulb
why did that one doctor stick his fingers back in her vagina after they got it out
Congratulations, it's incandescent
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;46206380]why did that one doctor stick his fingers back in her vagina after they got it out[/QUOTE]
Making sure there wasn't a second one
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;46206380]why did that one doctor stick his fingers back in her vagina after they got it out[/QUOTE]
Probably to see if any pieces of the "stem" of the lamp or whatever its called aren't in there.
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;46206380]why did that one doctor stick his fingers back in her vagina after they got it out[/QUOTE]
I'm more worried about the doctor with their thumb on her clit the whole time
There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
For what reason would you try to masturbate with a lightbulb. Other than it being as risky as masturbating with the handle of a fucking knife, I can't imagine it would be very effective.
this is the weirdest lightbulb ad I've ever seen
Couldn't she just sit on a lightbulb socket and spin to remove it?
First I was impressed at the strength of the lightbulb but now I see the woman is just kinda loose.
The doctor at the end has two fingers in her vagina already, and there's room for 2 more easily.
She's either married to a black man, or likes to masturbate with cans of coke after she's done with the lightbulbs.
or you know, the vagina is made to squeeze babies out from there so it is very lax of nature.
[QUOTE=Srillo;46203599]Oh god this reminded me of that nightmarish gif of some idiot putting a glass bottle up his ass, SPOILER: it broke and he bled like a guy with shards of fucking broken glass in his anus.[/QUOTE]
that's 1 guy 1 jar
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46205909]piercing =/= sewing open your balls and stuffing them with metal rings and then sewing them back up[/QUOTE]
I saw a video where a guy had this and he had a ring that goes into his urethra.
It looked incredibly uncomfortable and I thought Alanah Rae was going to rip it off
[editline]11th October 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=SHYoshi;46208666]that's 1 guy 1 jar[/QUOTE]
The funny thing about that video is that he doesn't scream out in pain until after he's removed all the glass
[QUOTE=Dr.C;46208848]I saw a video where a guy had this and he had a ring that goes into his urethra.
It looked incredibly uncomfortable and I thought Alanah Rae was going to rip it off
[editline]11th October 2014[/editline]
The funny thing about that video is that he doesn't scream out in pain until after he's removed all the glass[/QUOTE]
Prince Albert?
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;46205463]So op, how'd you find this?[/QUOTE]
A friend of a cousin of a friends mother called Bob told me
[QUOTE=mark6789;46206337]I wonder if it still works. Can't waste a lightbulb[/QUOTE]
*bzzt*
"Hey still works! ....what is that smell?"
I think that Modern Design can still be engaging and have deep and dark meanings
[QUOTE=mark6789;46206337]I wonder if it still works. Can't waste a lightbulb[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that the metal screw part on the bottom broke off, leaving only the tapered glass that would be hard to grip. So no, I wouldn't work anymore
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46205909]piercing =/= sewing open your balls and stuffing them with metal rings and then sewing them back up[/QUOTE]
[url]http://wiki.bme.com/index.php?title=Genital_Beading[/url]
Yes it is.
I was hoping it'd be turned on and you could see through her skin like this
[img]http://www.neilblevins.com/cg_education/translucency/tut28_fig01.jpg[/img]
How many doctors does it take to remove a lightbulb?
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