[QUOTE=MedicWine;17770386]or porn[/QUOTE]
or shock images
These old people is the reason I like Obama. Now it won't be illegal to kill old people with his new health care.
That's what Fox told me at least.
Wish I'd gotten to know my grandfather...
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17766851]Not to mention, most of America was founded by people who didn't speak English as their native language.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-RN1G4pvVU[/media]
[quote](2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here![/quote]
Anyone else immediately think of a weaboo crying his eyes out in the foetal position on the bathroom floor?
My nan is addicted to emails, but takes about half an hour to actually type 2 lines, whereas my Grandad wouldn't even know how to turn it on, like when the iPod was plugged into the PC, and it was only telling me to turn the keyboard on, its wireless. But he was all "OH NO THE IPODS BREAKING IT" then my cousins fix it and he's like "oh, I THOUGHT that was what you had to do" and I was like... "No.. you thought the iPod was breaking it when you've never touched a pc in your life"
Oh and also, I'm on that computer now, and just done a virus scan, and there's so much crap they don't need on here, and hundreds of photos and all this stuff that automatically starts whenever you turn the computer on...
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;17771705][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-RN1G4pvVU[/media][/QUOTE]
No, he is correct, America was mostly founded by people who didn't speak English as their native tongue. Christopher Columbus was from Genoa, now a region of Italy. The Conquestidors were Spanish. The Eastern area of the USA was fought for between the French, Dutch and English. Ever wondered why nearly everywhere south of the US speaks either Spanish or Portugese?
Tell your grandpa about /b/ and post results.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;17772666]Anyone else immediately think of a weaboo crying his eyes out in the foetal position on the bathroom floor?[/QUOTE]
I got concerned about the no export thing. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON!
Lucky enough I only have one grandmother left and no grandfathers, she is basically always traveling to some country where they don't have electricity at all so she can't e-mail.
:smug:
I don't think there's anywhere in the world left where they don't have electricity [I]at all[/I].
[editline]02:36PM[/editline]
oh, I get it, you were speaking figuratively.
That first email quote sounds like something you'd see a crackpot FPer say in a 'how to make america great again' thread.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;17772845]No, he is correct, America was mostly founded by people who didn't speak English as their native tongue. Christopher Columbus was from Genoa, now a region of Italy. The Conquestidors were Spanish. The Eastern area of the USA was fought for between the French, Dutch and English. Ever wondered why nearly everywhere south of the US speaks either Spanish or Portugese?[/QUOTE]
how many conquistadors lived in the english colonies
[QUOTE=5tolognadriS;17764945]Breaking my automerge boy
I blocked my own girlfriend[/QUOTE]
I blocked my own cat but Im not complaning.
Got another one this morning, it's on the front page again.
Not to sound rude, but your grandfather is an idiot/jerk.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17776356]Not to sound rude, but your grandfather is an idiot/jerk.[/QUOTE]
No offense taken at all. I love him but he's stuck in the 50's.
This thread is up there with Anonymous Confessional and Refugee Camp Gems.
[editline]06:13PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Probydoby;17772873]Tell your grandpa about /b/ and post results.[/QUOTE]
I declare this a Facepunch Challenge.
[quote](7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.[/quote]
I read it as ''professional atheists'' LOL
My uncle is the worst, everyday at least 10 spam messages about good and prayer. All of us cousins try so hard to prevent him from getting our email addresses. I'm just happy he's not on facebook I already had to block my mom from most of my profile.
I kid you not, he sends more of this shit every day.
[quote]Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork
stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying,"
said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you
not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the
first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my
butt."
"I do not understand," said the
other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the
beach
And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a
puff of smoke,
And then a huge old man in an American
flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He
said,
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant
you one wish."
I said, "No
shit?"
God Bless
America[/quote]
Thats how he formatted the damn thing too.
[QUOTE=Nyaos;17783661]I kid you not, he sends more of this shit every day.
Thats how he formatted the damn thing too.[/QUOTE]
That's gold. Does he write his own material? :v:
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;17766817]I like how whoever wrote that email doesn't know that the US doesn't have an official language at all.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but many states list English as the official language.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;17771705][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-RN1G4pvVU[/media][/QUOTE]
oh look its my video :3
why did the terrorist cross the road?
to get to the other side
i can make political jokes too
[QUOTE=articpenguin;17765095]At least your grandma dosen't send the whole email in the subject box[/QUOTE]
OH GOD i lold so hard!
My granpa doesn't know how to do shit on a computer. He has a crappy computer that has no internet and just has a poker game installed on it.
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17764767]i blocked my own mom[/QUOTE]
I've blocked half my family. My Mum always posts random spam like "CLICK HERE TO GET FREE SMILES" and my Cousin supports the BMP and scares me.
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