Try and score with a pregnant chick or one that just had a baby, and drink from her titties.
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[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24392151]would my own semen have enough energy to have me make more semen for me to eat
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and no
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but it stops you wasting energy, so you can live longer though
YOU PUT BUGS IN HIS F*****G FOOD YOU DONKEY!!
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Anteaters eat bugs every day, so what
Look at this hardcore motherfucker
[img]http://www.mammalz.com/UserFiles/2007/5/8/Giant-anteater-4059%281%29.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Laserbeams;24392249]Anteaters eat bugs every day, so what
Look at this hardcore motherfucker
[img]http://www.mammalz.com/UserFiles/2007/5/8/Giant-anteater-4059%281%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
yea if i woke up and my mouth was shaped like that i would, but sadly its not
You already eat 3 lbs. of bugs a year, suck it up.
That sounds horrible. I once had a granola bar and there was a dead moth inside the bag. :gonk:
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24392199]Try and score with a pregnant chick or one that just had a baby, and drink from her titties.
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and no
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but it stops you wasting energy, so you can live longer though[/QUOTE]
i tried, i found a pregnant girl and asked to suck on them but she called me a perve for some reason even when i told her i would just die if i dont
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[QUOTE=Aurora93;24392464]You already eat 3 lbs. of bugs a year, suck it up.[/QUOTE]
but i would feel bad for the poor bugs
Bugs have a great amount of protein. Eat them and be strong.
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Eating bugs also builds character.
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;24392592]Bugs have a great amount of protein. Eat them and be strong.
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Eating bugs also builds character.[/QUOTE]
but bugs or my friends and they never wronged me. unlike cows there evil
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24391512]i did look at it. i did not see any openings and how do worms get in cabinets?[/QUOTE]
The worms might've been the larvae of the moths you found in there.
What sort of worm was it?
Did it look like a caterpillar-ish worm? If so, it probably was the larvae of the moths.
[QUOTE=BloodStream;24392724]The worms might've been the larvae of the moths you found in there.
What sort of worm was it?
Did it look like a caterpillar-ish worm? If so, it probably was the larvae of the moths.[/QUOTE]
idk if it was a worm or a larva. it want very furry though
Freakout now.
Man Facepunch members are finding loads of bugs in their food recently.
Yeah I found a bug in my food, the damn thing didn't heat up.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24391820]i dont have any proof cause i threw it all away when i saw the bugs[/QUOTE]
A lot of the time you won't need proof, they will apologise and give you something anyway as they will be scared for their reputation.
It was not the companies fault there was shit in the bag, when you leave shit in cabinets and stuff shit will get in.
[QUOTE=L'ordinateur;24393301]It was not the companies fault there was shit in the bag, when you leave shit in cabinets and stuff shit will get in.[/QUOTE]
it was closed with no holes in it and was air tight sealed.
OP, give us the debugging logs.
Eat them and eat all the shit there are in their stomach too
my dog found a huge spider in my salad and totally ate the shit out of it
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that was the kind of spider she found
[QUOTE=Dan*;24391827]I'm disappointed that these actually exist.
I eat rice every day.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry about it though, any smart person cooking would CHECK the rice first. Even restaurants aren't that careless.
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[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24392675]but bugs or my friends and they never wronged me. unlike cows there evil[/QUOTE]
If you're going to post in this forum, at least know how to capitalize and know the difference between their, there, they're and too, two, to (and some others I forget about)
once i drank a gallon of bug spray and a gallon of bugs.Creepy crawlies in your crap as a result
try putting the rice in 345F water and let it sit for 30-40 minutes
You should have saved the bugs for a tasty stock later
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