[QUOTE=Disseminate;38083647]Last year, a box of condoms suddenly appeared in the back of my dresser at home. I don't know when my parents put them there, or how old they were, or why.[/QUOTE]
Why didn't you ask them?
My sister signed me up for condom samples.
I didn't find this out until the lambskin one showed up in the goddamn mail pile.
and then the magnum one 2 weeks later.
[QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;38083859]Why didn't you ask them?[/QUOTE]
because that would be even more awkward than finding the condoms in the first place
[QUOTE=Disseminate;38084113]because that would be even more awkward than finding the condoms in the first place[/QUOTE]
I found condoms under my dads sink. (My parents are divorced and he has a young Filipino girl friend)
I just poker faced and never brought them up.
Awkward? Damn, i would die for a box from my parents. Its like fifteen bucks for a few pieces.
Off-topic, but I apologize for earlier. I fell asleep and left my FP account up. Someone got a hold of it, and the rest is needless to say. I would've snipped it way earlier if I had noticed it. It's alright if you don't believe me. I don't really expect you to. So yeah. Sorry. :(
two words : vaginal fart
^^
Uh wat
[QUOTE=werner;38086362]two words : vaginal fart[/QUOTE]
This turns me off way more than I should let it.
its called a queef
so I had the opportunity to fuck two hot twins today
no condoms and no way to get any until tomorrow
fuck
[QUOTE=fairy;38087226]so I had the opportunity to fuck two hot twins today
no condoms and no way to get any until tomorrow
fuck[/QUOTE]
A real man would do it bare, you dont deserve it.
[QUOTE=fairy;38087226]so I had the opportunity to fuck two hot twins today
no condoms and no way to get any until tomorrow
fuck[/QUOTE]
Is that what you call a fairytale?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38087781]they make me giggle which i think is embarrassing for my gf[/QUOTE]
they make my gf giggle
they make me projectile vomit everywhere.
They make me projectile giggle.
They're fucking hilarious, we both would laugh.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38088713]wow you fucking prude[/QUOTE]
please dont curse you just made me puke all over myself
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38088713]wow you fucking prude[/QUOTE]
i dont think you can really call someone a prude when using the context of a queef
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38090252]really? it's just air coming out, air that you put in yourself
so yeah; if stuff like that disgusts you i'm p sure you shouldn't be having sex yet[/QUOTE]
it's a personal preference bro. it's not yours or my thing to judge, you could say something similar about any sexual or aesthetic preference.
[QUOTE=Bobie;38090925]it's a personal preference bro. it's not yours or my thing to judge, you could say something similar about any sexual or aesthetic preference.[/QUOTE]
if you dont like inhaling farts then youre a prude
I hate queefs, I find it embarrassing. Luckily my boyfriend just finds it amusing, particularly if I got flustered.
First Time Sex + Queefs = Want To Die In A Hole
It's funny, what's the big deal?
i dont think its that gross because as far as i know the air is just trapped air, its not like you created the gas through digestion
A Queef Is God's Gift; Cherish It
Well, i'm pretty much over the worse and have forgotten what it really was to be with her, it takes time but im preocupying my life with my job and stuff.
I feel better, however dating is gonna be weird.
I sure am excited for my date tomorrow. :v:
Not only do we have something fun in mind for tomorrow, we've also discussed about spending another day of the weekend together too.
But I'd have to say the the reason I'm most excited is the whole thing about our mutual desire.
We both know what we want and that is what we seem to have found.
So what I really hope for is that due to us both already feeling the same for each other we could take our relationship in a mature way and skip that one very common part in dating where a charade of sorts is put up. Where you forcefully try to make yourself look better than you actually are.
Actually reminds me of when my classmates a year or so back found out that I was having a date. The girls in my class started giving me advice and most of the priceless advice was revolving around not actually presenting myself as who I am.
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;38093326]I sure am excited for my date tomorrow. :v:
Not only do we have something fun in mind for tomorrow, we've also discussed about spending another day of the weekend together too.
But I'd have to say the the reason I'm most excited is the whole thing about our mutual desire.
We both know what we want and that is what we seem to have found.
So what I really hope for is that due to us both already feeling the same for each other we could take our relationship in a mature way and skip that one very common part in dating where a charade of sorts is put up. Where you forcefully try to make yourself look better than you actually are.
Actually reminds me of when my classmates a year or so back found out that I was having a date. The girls in my class started giving me advice and most of the priceless advice was revolving around not actually presenting myself as who I am.[/QUOTE]
congrats your first date...
[QUOTE=Rhenae;38091056]I hate queefs, I find it embarrassing. Luckily my boyfriend just finds it amusing, particularly if I got flustered.
First Time Sex + Queefs = Want To Die In A Hole[/QUOTE]
Don't feel embarrassed. Guys always find fart sounds hilarious. :v:
Queefs were strange. Like, they sound like a fart, so in my head I equated it to farts for a second before telling myself that it was just air pockets and whatnot. She hated them. I was usually perfectly fine with them since we were having sex and there were other things on my mind besides that one noise that I know came from us.
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