Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV - General

Judging someone by a post they wrote after a break up doesn't really strike me as mature either. [QUOTE=viper shtf;39177986]Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart. No we don't, and shut the fuck up bitch, I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.[/QUOTE] I will say though that if you're looking for advice, you're going to need to cool down and explain yourself, because there's not much anyone can say to this.

[QUOTE=JohnnyGoGo;39179568]Judging someone by a post they wrote after a break up doesn't really strike me as mature either. I will say though that if you're looking for advice, you're going to need to cool down and explain yourself, because there's not much anyone can say to this.[/QUOTE] That kind of self righteous anger after a breakup says a lot about a person.

Shut the fuck up bitch So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. Her silly ass Fuckhead college kids Maybe you're right but maybe he could have nuanced himself differently. [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] As for the getting drunk at home, you don't need to be getting drunk. It's nice to sit down in a pub and just have a few drinks.

So ok, there's no excuse coming into a thread and talking like that, but to go as far as to say this is why he's single isn't really fair or helpful. I mean perhaps I was thinking it, but it's another thing to say so.

[QUOTE=viper shtf;39177986]Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart. No we don't, and shut the fuck up bitch, I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.[/QUOTE] If you just go scream all of that at her she'll def take you back

There's been other people who posted like that initially and then were fine once they were calm again. I wouldn't judge someone by a single post.

Not to mention several people here in the thread initially came off as turbo assholes until they were able to properly explain themselves.

Well for now he seems like a turbo asshole, and he can prove himself otherwise or not in his next post.

Jesus guys, can't I rant without being made fun of? No, I don't talk like that to her, and I am usually much more mature than that. Is a Turbo asshole better or worse than a regular asshole?

[QUOTE=viper shtf;39182964]Is a Turbo asshole better or worse than a regular asshole?[/QUOTE] Maybe you DO need to go to college. [sp]Yes a turbo asshole is worse[/sp]

[QUOTE=Rhenae;39182826]Well for now he seems like a turbo asshole, and he can prove himself otherwise or not in his next post.[/QUOTE] probably the least helpful post ive seen by you, im disappointed.

I apologize for that guys, I was very upset/angry/in the mood to murder puppies. I am calm now. Carry on as usual.

Question: why is there a thread dedicated to Sex Girlfriends, and Shit. shouldnt there be a separate megathread for Shit.

Well, i just took a biblical shit and the toilet almost wasn't able to choke that puppy down. And also, a girl messaged me on a stupid dating site and she's actually pretty gosh dang cute so i'm going out for drinks with her tonight. Im going to make her my Sex Girlfriend.

Good for you. Next time leave out the gory toilet details please.

Does this thread involve 2girsl1cup? I read 'shit' in a literal manner.

literally the most awkward time of my life, about to lose virginity to girlfriend. Couldn't because I was too nervous and lost all hardness. I'm pretty big in the penis department, and she's really small (5'4"), so there's still a question of whether it fits at max hardness anyway. Couldn't lose virginity because I was too nervous. We tried kissing, we had no idea what we were doing(mostly me), then she tried a bj and she got teeth in (we had no idea what we were doing). We settled on me fingering her because clearly Ltd. Johnson wasn't up to the task. We ran out of time and had to end it before either of us could orgasm. How do I stop the boner thing from happening? I've heard it happens to everyone and the trick is to not be nervous, but I don't have any reference points for not being awkward with sex. I expect to be rained with funnies. I may xpost this in 'embarassing situations'. We agreed that we'll figure it out when we have more time, but until then, it's pretty awkward. oh god if my facepuncher friend finds this.

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;39186122]literally the most awkward time of my life, about to lose virginity to girlfriend. Couldn't because I was too nervous and lost all hardness. I'm pretty big in the penis department, and she's really small (5'4"), so there's still a question of whether it fits at max hardness anyway. Couldn't lose virginity because I was too nervous. We tried kissing, we had no idea what we were doing(mostly me), then she tried a bj and she got teeth in (we had no idea what we were doing). We settled on me fingering her because clearly Ltd. Johnson wasn't up to the task. We ran out of time and had to end it before either of us could orgasm. How do I stop the boner thing from happening? I've heard it happens to everyone and the trick is to not be nervous, but I don't have any reference points for not being awkward with sex. I expect to be rained with funnies. I may xpost this in 'embarassing situations'. We agreed that we'll figure it out when we have more time, but until then, it's pretty awkward. oh god if my facepuncher friend finds this.[/QUOTE] Perfectly normal. Happens to a bunch of people, I doubt many :v:s will be showered upon thee.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39186205]Perfectly normal. Happens to a bunch of people, I doubt many :v:s will be showered upon thee.[/QUOTE] I'm totally fine with it. I think it's a bit hilarious about the awkwardness.

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;39186122]literally the most awkward time of my life, about to lose virginity to girlfriend. Couldn't because I was too nervous and lost all hardness. I'm pretty big in the penis department, and she's really small (5'4"), so there's still a question of whether it fits at max hardness anyway. Couldn't lose virginity because I was too nervous. We tried kissing, we had no idea what we were doing(mostly me), then she tried a bj and she got teeth in (we had no idea what we were doing). We settled on me fingering her because clearly Ltd. Johnson wasn't up to the task. We ran out of time and had to end it before either of us could orgasm. How do I stop the boner thing from happening? I've heard it happens to everyone and the trick is to not be nervous, but I don't have any reference points for not being awkward with sex. I expect to be rained with funnies. I may xpost this in 'embarassing situations'. We agreed that we'll figure it out when we have more time, but until then, it's pretty awkward. oh god if my facepuncher friend finds this.[/QUOTE] Meh, the first attempt may end like that. No biggie, man. Just don't worry about it, talking it out with your Gf might help you out with that.

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;39186122]literally the most awkward time of my life, about to lose virginity to girlfriend. Couldn't because I was too nervous and lost all hardness. I'm pretty big in the penis department, and she's really small (5'4"), so there's still a question of whether it fits at max hardness anyway. Couldn't lose virginity because I was too nervous. We tried kissing, we had no idea what we were doing(mostly me), then she tried a bj and she got teeth in (we had no idea what we were doing). We settled on me fingering her because clearly Ltd. Johnson wasn't up to the task. We ran out of time and had to end it before either of us could orgasm. How do I stop the boner thing from happening? I've heard it happens to everyone and the trick is to not be nervous, but I don't have any reference points for not being awkward with sex. I expect to be rained with funnies. I may xpost this in 'embarassing situations'. We agreed that we'll figure it out when we have more time, but until then, it's pretty awkward. oh god if my facepuncher friend finds this.[/QUOTE] sorry if this is tmi but the same thing happened with my bf and i so don't worry about it, i get the impression it's pretty common. we had that problem for about a month or so and after a while it just went away. alcohol helped. as for size difference, i would recommend lube if it turns out to be a problem. also you should probably tell her not to use teeth. communication is essential for improving sex. [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] also my bf had talked to his doctor about it and was advised to a) masturbate since it relieves tension and b) be less pressured to move on to sex when you're getting busy. so probably talk to your girlfriend and try and focus less on having sex and just enjoy whatever you're doing and see where things go.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;39186390] also you should probably tell her not to use teeth. communication is essential for improving sex. [/QUOTE] I did, we were communicating a lot and she said she knew, she just had no idea what to do with her mouth. I'll take your advice on the masturbating thing, I had previously heard that before.

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;39186122]literally the most awkward time of my life, about to lose virginity to girlfriend. Couldn't because I was too nervous and lost all hardness. I'm pretty big in the penis department, and she's really small (5'4"), so there's still a question of whether it fits at max hardness anyway. Couldn't lose virginity because I was too nervous. We tried kissing, we had no idea what we were doing(mostly me), then she tried a bj and she got teeth in (we had no idea what we were doing). We settled on me fingering her because clearly Ltd. Johnson wasn't up to the task. We ran out of time and had to end it before either of us could orgasm. How do I stop the boner thing from happening? I've heard it happens to everyone and the trick is to not be nervous, but I don't have any reference points for not being awkward with sex. I expect to be rained with funnies. I may xpost this in 'embarassing situations'. We agreed that we'll figure it out when we have more time, but until then, it's pretty awkward. oh god if my facepuncher friend finds this.[/QUOTE] It'll fit. I find it amusing she or you measured her but the vagina can stretch in depth and gets longer during sex anyway, so it will definitely fit. And don't worry too much about the first time sex thing. It looks like you threw yourselves in the deep end a bit, since it sounds like you guys hadn't tried oral or anything else requiring you both to be semi-naked together either really. Ease yourself into it, foreplay is key for both getting hard and just getting comfortable with the situation at this point. You'll get more used to it if you both mess around and try more in less stressed and timed situations.

[QUOTE=Rhenae;39186678]It'll fit. I find it amusing she or you measured her but the vagina can stretch in depth and gets longer during sex anyway, so it will definitely fit. And don't worry too much about the first time sex thing. It looks like you threw yourselves in the deep end a bit, since it sounds like you guys hadn't tried oral or anything else requiring you both to be semi-naked together either really. Ease yourself into it, foreplay is key for both getting hard and just getting comfortable with the situation at this point. You'll get more used to it if you both mess around and try more in less stressed and timed situations.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I wanted to go slower because I had no idea what I was doing, but she really wanted full on sex. I had no issues with the 'speed' of the relationship because we had been planning on doing stuff for awhile, but this was the first opportunity we had.

Am I the only one who finds it weird that 95% of people who share one of those stories here also is "pretty big in the penis dept"

[QUOTE=Rhenae;39186678]It'll fit. I find it amusing she or you measured her but the vagina can stretch in depth and gets longer during sex anyway, so it will definitely fit.[/QUOTE] as someone with personal experience in this i have to disagree. can't do without lube it is true that the vaginal muscles will loosen a bit after pleasing her but it's not always enough.[QUOTE=ManningQB18;39186744]Yeah, I wanted to go slower because I had no idea what I was doing, but she really wanted full on sex. I had no issues with the 'speed' of the relationship because we had been planning on doing stuff for awhile, but this was the first opportunity we had.[/QUOTE] this sounds like part of your problem. if you're scheduling sex instead of just letting it happen that's probably putting a lot of stress on you.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;39187311]as someone with personal experience in this i have to disagree. can't do without lube it is true that the vaginal muscles will loosen a bit after pleasing her but it's not always enough. this sounds like part of your problem. if you're scheduling sex instead of just letting it happen that's probably putting a lot of stress on you.[/QUOTE] I guess if she isn't naturally pretty lubed that would certainly help! Problem I never had in that way so I guess I tend to assume others wouldn't need extra lube either :v:

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;39187311]this sounds like part of your problem. if you're scheduling sex instead of just letting it happen that's probably putting a lot of stress on you.[/QUOTE] This is so true, always when I had sex scheduled at a certain date. It always sucked and was rather stressful. It was really hard for me to get aroused or enjoy it. Spontaneous sex is always a lot better and feels great.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;39187311]as someone with personal experience in this i have to disagree. can't do without lube it is true that the vaginal muscles will loosen a bit after pleasing her but it's not always enough. this sounds like part of your problem. if you're scheduling sex instead of just letting it happen that's probably putting a lot of stress on you.[/QUOTE] I'll probably be fine without lube, she was EXTREMELY wet. it was like soap down there. But yeah, the schedule is a big issue, because I still live with my parents, so I don't get the house to myself very often.

Is it true that it's all about the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat? If you get what I mean.