• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV
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[QUOTE=Disseminate;38083647]Last year, a box of condoms suddenly appeared in the back of my dresser at home. I don't know when my parents put them there, or how old they were, or why.[/QUOTE] No, your dresser is a spawn drop point for condoms.
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;38093685]No, your dresser is a spawn drop point for condoms.[/QUOTE] infinite condoms would be pretty sweet, I could make like gloves out of condoms, use condoms as headbands, use condoms to store writing utensils in, toothbrush holders, elastics, birth control, tires and shit, balloons imagine the possibilities
Put a little milk in them and tie them to doorhandles.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;38093501]Don't feel embarrassed. Guys always find fart sounds hilarious. :v:[/QUOTE] farts are gross what are you talking about
Guys, this girl whom I've been wooing for the past 2 years told me she liked me around January of this year. We left it at that until March, when she told me she loved me. After some time, starting about late August, though, she started acting more distant and frequently not as happy as she usually acts. Does she not like me anymore? Did she to begin with? She called me her "best friend", even though we told each other we loved each other (almost nightly, she's stopped saying it as of late, I decided it was because of her being so distant). I was thinking it was because she might be uncomfortable with me being her "boyfriend" just yet.
Just kiss her, maybe she thinks you don't want to go to the next level
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;38097330]Just kiss her, maybe she thinks you don't want to go to the next level[/QUOTE] But what if she doesn't want to go to the next level? I'm worried I'd screw everything I've worked for over. I really like her, too. [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] Whenever someone she knew got with someone else, she always remarked that they were so young, and such. I just wonder if taking it slow is for the best.
[QUOTE=Zoran;38097358]But what if she doesn't want to go to the next level? I'm worried I'd screw everything I've worked for over. I really like her, too.[/QUOTE] Maybe this isn't up your alley, but honestly I would just bring that up to her. Ask her if anything is wrong, ask if she's comfortable going to the next level. if she isn't, she'll most likely just tell you that. And don't worry about her not having loved you in the first place. From what I've experienced, people sometimes say they had never loved you just to attempt to legitimize whatever they're feeling.
So you think she means it when she says it?
[QUOTE=Zoran;38097429]So you think she means it when she says it?[/QUOTE] I think I may have misinterpreted your post. What exactly has she said?
She said she loves me, but as of late, she's been acting distant, depressed, kind of. She sometimes leaves without saying anything, which is unlike her. She usually says goodnight, and that she loves me before leaving.
Hmmmm. I would really ask her about that. She could just simply be [I]waiting[/I] for you to ask if something's wrong, some people do that. Maybe she needs to get something off her chest, or maybe you can show her that you really want you guys to be together as you were before.
Alright, thanks. I'll ask her next time I talk to her. She DID mention she felt like she was in a rut a month ago, I asked her about it, and she said she didn't really want to talk about it, and that the only person she's mentioned it to is her best friend. Then she mentioned that it was funny, because that was like the only thing she's kept from me before. I'll be sure to ask. Thanks again!
[QUOTE=Zoran;38097534]Alright, thanks. I'll ask her next time I talk to her. She DID mention she felt like she was in a rut a month ago, I asked her about it, and she said she didn't really want to talk about it, and that the only person she's mentioned it to is her best friend. Then she mentioned that it was funny, because that was like the only thing she's kept from me before. I'll be sure to ask. Thanks again![/QUOTE] No problem, man. Best of luck!
Direct quote from an e-mail I sent my father, its about my Ex-Girlfriend Vicky. Nick is a good friend of mine, and of hers. and Amber is my current girlfriend. We've been on a "break" for a week now. The problem is still her. but I guess you forgot that I told you that. Well, ever since we legit broke up, (minus the two day relationship) a year or so ago, I can't get her out of my mind. I still think about her everyday, and I still want to be with her. No-matter what I do to distance my-self from her, she always finds a way back into my life. When I'm with her, it seems like nothing really matters, she has this sparkle in her eyes, that she says only I see. The way she talks, the way she wraps her arms around me, and the way she just makes me happy. I've been trying to put her behind me, but I've been breaking down allot late at night, thinking about her. Today, while I was at Nicks, we were just sitting around bullshitting, and Nick started talking about how Vicky would just sit in his room, and talk about me. He said she always had a huge smile when she talked about me, and that he can tell she still likes me. This caused me to break down into tears in his drive-way. When I saw her yesterday, we went to the park for a little bit. We sat down, and she wrapped her arms around my waist and put her head on my shoulder. We sat like that for a good hour, just talking. Every once in a while she would look up at me, and look me in the eyes. Almost looking like she wanted a kiss, but would quickly pull away before either one of us got the chance. We sat and talked about old times, and whats going on in our lives now. We held each-other close, and she couldn't get this big smile off her face, she kept laughing, and kept on smiling the whole time. Her eyes were literally light up like a star. For the past 4 months now, I get into these little stages. It seems like there is a trigger to it, that I can't figure out. Amber will say something, that reminds me of Vicky, but its not just anything, its specific things. Because I can talk about her, or she can talk about her no problem. But, its very specific things. When this happens, I get very very upset, which turns into me being mad. I'll start to ignore Amber, and just zone out so I don't say anything stupid or yell at her. All I do when I'm zoned out, is stare at the wall and think about Vicky. Normally, after about 5 minutes, Ill close my eyes and I start to see very specific memory of me and Vicky. Yesterday, I saw when I gave her a blank sheet of paper, she was really confused and I told her, exact words, "I wrote you this note about how much I love you, the reason it has nothing on it, is because I can't explain how much I really do." Also, I saw us driving in the Cobra through Redford, and stopping on a side-street off of Telegraph, and just walking up and down Telegraph for a good hour just talking and occasionally taking a rest and sitting down somewhere. This really confuses me, because I don't have a good memory, but certain triggers come up, and all of a sudden, I can remember very vivid moments between me and her. Some just as mundane as sitting in her room, eating pizza, watching supernatural. She was wearing a black tank-top, and my pair of polar-bear pajama pants. That was one of the flash-blacks I had today. I really don't know if I'm ever going to get over her, but I just want you to know, that Im fine. This is what's bothering me, I think she should just be out my head by now, especially after so long. I still believe that I'm still in love with her. Call it what you want. Don't think I haven't given Amber every-chance I could. I honestly wanted a great relationship with her, but with this problem with Vicky, I can't do that. I can't devote 100% of myself to Amber, when my 100% still belongs to Vicky. Its like she is holding a key to my heart, and I can't get it back from her. I either want her back, or I want the thoughts, the flash-blacks, the memory, the heart-ache, the emotions, gone. I don't want to have to wake up every-day and want her so badly. I don't want to give it my all, and have her brush me aside. Me and her are actually starting to get close again and Nicks trying his hardest to find out from her best-friends if she still likes me. If she does, Im honestly going to give it another shot, because if I can talk her into actually just sticking around for a month, I believe she'll see what she once had, and actually want it all back. She still wears the necklace I made her around her neck, and still sleeps with the pillow-pet I bought her in Frankenmooth. I honestly don't even know right now, I have to find some story to tell Amber tomorrow, because I promised her I'd finally, after 4 months of this, day by day, tell her whats going on. Shes been asking me every-day whats going on. I've never given her an answer. I might just tell her straight-up what the problem is, or, I don't even know. Ill figure that out on the way there. I'd do whatever it took to have Vicky back though, and have her back for good. I still believe that its meant to be like that, because if she honestly still has those feelings for me, they should have detereated by now. They shouldn't be there, but they have prevailed and stayed with me. I believe she still has them, other wise the smiles, the eyes, the way she holds me, the way she gets up close, the way she almost kisses me, the way she sneaks in a few kisses on the cheek when I don't notice, those don't just happen when she doesn't like me. I strongly am thinking about just telling Vicky I still like her, and would like to go back out with her, and breaking things off with Amber. If she says yes, then we take things slowly and as they go. If she says No, then this mystery is solved, and I just go about with my life and let everything fall into place as its supposed to. I don't want to force her, but I just want this gone. I just want everything to be better again.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;38093501]Don't feel embarrassed. Guys always find fart sounds hilarious. :v:[/QUOTE] They don't, my best friends ex (I have a lot of these stories), would queef if they had sex in any position but missionary, he couldn't stand it. I do think Farts are hilarious, just not necessarily during sex. Or a fart equivalent.
[QUOTE=Zoran;38097534]Alright, thanks. I'll ask her next time I talk to her. She DID mention she felt like she was in a rut a month ago, I asked her about it, and she said she didn't really want to talk about it, and that the only person she's mentioned it to is her best friend. Then she mentioned that it was funny, because that was like the only thing she's kept from me before. I'll be sure to ask. Thanks again![/QUOTE] You need to be the one to take it to the next level, if thats what you want.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;38097934]They don't, my best friends ex (I have a lot of these stories), would queef if they had sex in any position but missionary, he couldn't stand it. I do think Farts are hilarious, just not necessarily during sex. Or a fart equivalent.[/QUOTE] For me there's a time and a place. It's just that most of the time neither is the case.
[QUOTE=Zoran;38097491][B]She said she loves me[/B], but as of late, she's been acting distant, depressed, kind of. She sometimes leaves without saying anything, which is unlike her. She usually says goodnight, and that she loves me before leaving.[/QUOTE] If she doesn't like you, I don't know what that is. You should definitely spend more time with her and eventually take it to the next level. Go make her happy. She is probably feeling distant and depressed near you because she thinks you don't feel the same way about her. If you do, don't lose time wondering if it's going to work or don't. Sometimes you just have to do the leap of faith, and I think this is the time to do it.
[QUOTE=Zoran;38097358]But what if she doesn't want to go to the next level? I'm worried I'd screw everything I've worked for over. I really like her, too. [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] Whenever someone she knew got with someone else, she always remarked that they were so young, and such. I just wonder if taking it slow is for the best.[/QUOTE] Fortune favors the bold. So onwards, once more into the breach!
Need to vent again if i may. It's been nearly 3 months now since my ex-gf broke up with me after a relationship of 4 years and over a month since i heard anything from her. Still feel kinda messed up. I have a small amount of friends, but only one who i'm very close with. Still, we don't really talk much about stuff like this. I should try to talk to him more, since i'm not the only one with some things to get off my mind, which is why i hate that i'm sort of an introvert. I guess it's pretty normal to think about her/our relationship a lot after you've been together for so long, and i try to focus on myself, my job and my hobbies (i'm in a sports team) as much as i can, but it's at times like this (just got back from practice, not going out today since we went out yday) that i'm more than just thinking about her. Really missing her, wanting to be with her (or you know, just seeing her/hearing from her). How do you guys cope with losing your SO after a fairly long relationship?
[QUOTE=Awt2 x;38097713]Direct quote from an e-mail I sent my father, its about my Ex-Girlfriend Vicky. Nick is a good friend of mine, and of hers. and Amber is my current girlfriend. We've been on a "break" for a week now. The problem is still her. but I guess you forgot that I told you that. Well, ever since we legit broke up, (minus the two day relationship) a year or so ago, I can't get her out of my mind. I still think about her everyday, and I still want to be with her. No-matter what I do to distance my-self from her, she always finds a way back into my life. When I'm with her, it seems like nothing really matters, she has this sparkle in her eyes, that she says only I see. The way she talks, the way she wraps her arms around me, and the way she just makes me happy. I've been trying to put her behind me, but I've been breaking down allot late at night, thinking about her. Today, while I was at Nicks, we were just sitting around bullshitting, and Nick started talking about how Vicky would just sit in his room, and talk about me. He said she always had a huge smile when she talked about me, and that he can tell she still likes me. This caused me to break down into tears in his drive-way. When I saw her yesterday, we went to the park for a little bit. We sat down, and she wrapped her arms around my waist and put her head on my shoulder. We sat like that for a good hour, just talking. Every once in a while she would look up at me, and look me in the eyes. Almost looking like she wanted a kiss, but would quickly pull away before either one of us got the chance. We sat and talked about old times, and whats going on in our lives now. We held each-other close, and she couldn't get this big smile off her face, she kept laughing, and kept on smiling the whole time. Her eyes were literally light up like a star. For the past 4 months now, I get into these little stages. It seems like there is a trigger to it, that I can't figure out. Amber will say something, that reminds me of Vicky, but its not just anything, its specific things. Because I can talk about her, or she can talk about her no problem. But, its very specific things. When this happens, I get very very upset, which turns into me being mad. I'll start to ignore Amber, and just zone out so I don't say anything stupid or yell at her. All I do when I'm zoned out, is stare at the wall and think about Vicky. Normally, after about 5 minutes, Ill close my eyes and I start to see very specific memory of me and Vicky. Yesterday, I saw when I gave her a blank sheet of paper, she was really confused and I told her, exact words, "I wrote you this note about how much I love you, the reason it has nothing on it, is because I can't explain how much I really do." Also, I saw us driving in the Cobra through Redford, and stopping on a side-street off of Telegraph, and just walking up and down Telegraph for a good hour just talking and occasionally taking a rest and sitting down somewhere. This really confuses me, because I don't have a good memory, but certain triggers come up, and all of a sudden, I can remember very vivid moments between me and her. Some just as mundane as sitting in her room, eating pizza, watching supernatural. She was wearing a black tank-top, and my pair of polar-bear pajama pants. That was one of the flash-blacks I had today. I really don't know if I'm ever going to get over her, but I just want you to know, that Im fine. This is what's bothering me, I think she should just be out my head by now, especially after so long. I still believe that I'm still in love with her. Call it what you want. Don't think I haven't given Amber every-chance I could. I honestly wanted a great relationship with her, but with this problem with Vicky, I can't do that. I can't devote 100% of myself to Amber, when my 100% still belongs to Vicky. Its like she is holding a key to my heart, and I can't get it back from her. I either want her back, or I want the thoughts, the flash-blacks, the memory, the heart-ache, the emotions, gone. I don't want to have to wake up every-day and want her so badly. I don't want to give it my all, and have her brush me aside. Me and her are actually starting to get close again and Nicks trying his hardest to find out from her best-friends if she still likes me. If she does, Im honestly going to give it another shot, because if I can talk her into actually just sticking around for a month, I believe she'll see what she once had, and actually want it all back. She still wears the necklace I made her around her neck, and still sleeps with the pillow-pet I bought her in Frankenmooth. I honestly don't even know right now, I have to find some story to tell Amber tomorrow, because I promised her I'd finally, after 4 months of this, day by day, tell her whats going on. Shes been asking me every-day whats going on. I've never given her an answer. I might just tell her straight-up what the problem is, or, I don't even know. Ill figure that out on the way there. I'd do whatever it took to have Vicky back though, and have her back for good. I still believe that its meant to be like that, because if she honestly still has those feelings for me, they should have detereated by now. They shouldn't be there, but they have prevailed and stayed with me. I believe she still has them, other wise the smiles, the eyes, the way she holds me, the way she gets up close, the way she almost kisses me, the way she sneaks in a few kisses on the cheek when I don't notice, those don't just happen when she doesn't like me. I strongly am thinking about just telling Vicky I still like her, and would like to go back out with her, and breaking things off with Amber. If she says yes, then we take things slowly and as they go. If she says No, then this mystery is solved, and I just go about with my life and let everything fall into place as its supposed to. I don't want to force her, but I just want this gone. I just want everything to be better again.[/QUOTE] Why did you guys break up in the first place? Remember that before trying to get back with her.
[QUOTE=Awt2 x;38097713]Yesterday, I saw when I gave her a blank sheet of paper, she was really confused and I told her, exact words, "I wrote you this note about how much I love you, the reason it has nothing on it, is because I can't explain how much I really do."[/QUOTE] i am going to throw up anyway i really don't get why you're still with this current girl if you and your ex are still into each other and aren't able to keep your hands off each other anyway [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] and it sounds like you're more into the idea of being in love than you are the actual girls. everything you wrote sounds like it was ripped straight from a sappy movie. you're just going through the motions, not doing what feels naturally to you.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;38103559]If she doesn't like you, I don't know what that is. You should definitely spend more time with her and eventually take it to the next level. Go make her happy. She is probably feeling distant and depressed near you because she thinks you don't feel the same way about her. If you do, don't lose time wondering if it's going to work or don't. Sometimes you just have to do the leap of faith, and I think this is the time to do it.[/QUOTE] I always spend time with her.
Girl started a metric shit ton of drama in JROTC.
[QUOTE=Remscar;38105676]Girl started a metric shit ton of drama in JROTC.[/QUOTE] itll be fine nobody even listens to jrotc these days
[QUOTE=Zoran;38105562]I always spend time with her.[/QUOTE] So? What are you waiting for. A shovel to dig your own "friends only" hole?
Man, my girlfriend attracts all kind of dumb people. It can be so annoying, although at times it is quite fun. Today, she went to a party with some friends and there was a guy who talked to her. He asked her "who was that gay knight at the bus last week?" in the most dumb tone possible. He meant her brother, both were in a bus, going home. Her brother looks a bit unusual and has a very distinct style. Anyway she was mad at that guy, she went to the bar and took a vodka/red bull with tons of ice. Then went to the guy and said "Come a little bit closer". So he was like "yeah, what?". Then she poured the whole drink over his expensive clothes and smashed the plastic cup on his head. He was so surprised and absolutely stunned :v: Anyway he went batshit insane and promised to kill her and make her life a living hell. Then my girlfriend left the place. Unfortunately I have not been there, I would totally go medieval on his ass. Luckily he has not physically touched her. Man, this things are so annoying. It is not the first time that guys do such stuff with her, usually there are tons of guys who hit on her but fail and then annoy her because they did not stand a chance against her.
[QUOTE=Remscar;38105676]Girl started a metric shit ton of drama in JROTC.[/QUOTE] sorry but jrotc is definition of queermobile
[QUOTE=W0w00t;38106093]sorry but jrotc is definition of queermobile[/QUOTE] And what exactly is the problem with being queer Mr.W0w00t?
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