I have a big test tommorow so i kinda just studied and forgot about it :3
And yea thats what i'm planning to do Sobek-, i might draw her spiderman or something.
So that beta fish thing I was talking about a few days ago, the deed is done and I'm pleased with the results!! Looks better in real life, obviously, but here's a pic:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ZHRU8sC.jpg?1[/img_thumb]
Girlfriend's coming over tomorrow and we're making sushi together and I bought a 24 pack of tea candles to set up in the back yard and a swick menagerie of old love songs (Billie Holiday, etc.) to have playing in the back yard. Gonna be dope, yo.
[QUOTE=Citrusfruit;39583879]I have a big test tommorow so i kinda just studied and forgot about it :3
And yea thats what i'm planning to do Sobek-, i [B]might draw her spiderman or something[/B].[/QUOTE]
I need to convince my bf to do that tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;39583357]I will type the texts straight off my phone:
Her: So, if I go back darker I will look less hot? Dafuq
Me: I just like blond hair ): You'll look good regardless
Her: You think I'm less hot with darker hair
Me: You think I'm less hot WITH hair
Her: Yeah, you are
Me: And you're hotter with blond hair.
Her: So, I'm ugly with dark hair
Me: You're putting words in my mouth. I never said you were ugly
Then basically we talked on the phone and I asked if she was seriously angry and she's like "do I not have a right to be angry?" I tell her she can be mad if she wants but I think it's a childish thing to be mad over. Now she's saying she's gonna dye her hair back black because I made her feel unattractive and is ignoring my efforts to even try and explain myself. She seriously thinks it's okay for her to say how bad I look with long hair but I can't tell her she's hot with blond hair, I heard her telling her sister that I didn't know "the rule". She tries to pull that card a lot but I call her on her shit, I don't think it's fair that she can say whatever but I can't "just because". We've fought over petty stuff before but this seriously is the most petty.[/QUOTE]
Sorry but I don't see why you have to explain yourself at all. Why should you have to walk on eggshells when you're talking to her? I wouldn't indulge in this, it will just make it acceptable for her to start petty arguments like this again, you've told her something perfectly honest with good intent, and she's turned it into an argument. Maybe there's something else bothering her about your relationship or there's something she's insecure about.
[QUOTE=Citrusfruit;39583721]What did you do? was it awkward?[/QUOTE]
I couldn't do anything really. We ended up having sex but really shouldn't have done that either. It was the morning and I wasn't thinking straight and initiated.
Truth be told I'm really pissed about it actually. She just texted me sounding like I'd let her down because I hadn't given her anything on Valentine's day, not even something really small and lame.
That would be justified except for the fact that we agreed to do it on Saturday because I have my finals for a bridging course tomorrow. We agreed beforehand that all our Valentine's stuff would be done on Saturday. I really needed to study today, but she was upset last night and asked to come over today - which I said was fine, obviously if she's sad I'm willing to take time out of my studies to help her out. I only had one other chore to do today so i was able to begin that later to have her over.
All good except when she arrived she had her Valentine's present ready and waiting and me thinking that it was on Saturday, had nothing. Now I feel like she thinks I'm a bad boyfriend which is to me pretty unjustified
I've made my plans on Saturday bigger and better in response because I want her to have a good time and I feel bad I couldn't do it today - but I'm also half tempted to call them off completely if she's going to be this way about it
so i traveled to this girl's house, dropped a card, flowers and some chocolate on her door then rang her bell and quickly went and his behind a nearby tree. her dad answered the door and looked pretty pissed so it's probably a good thing i stayed hidden. felt like sam fisher.
i got a text from her 5 minutes later and she loved it so mission accomplished i guess
nice one twoski
everything is set to go today: a bouquet of tiger lilies are being delivered right now to my girlfriend's place, dinner reservations are made for this saturday at a VERY nice italian restaurant, and things are almost concrete with finding a photographer. let me tell you, tiger lilies are damn near impossible to find this time of year, and only one florist was carrying a special order of them. i got so lucky finding them
will post pics of the bouquet whenever she sends them, because i'm dying to know how it turned out
until then, here's what i folded into a paper airplane that's included inside the bouquet
[t]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8803/paperman.png[/t]
fuck, that's good
I got my girlfriend some nice chocolate, and later we're going to go and see the most romantic film of the year: Django Unchained
I failed absolutely at being creative this year, but whatever. I usually save the interesting stuff for her birthday anyway :v:
[editline]14th February 2013[/editline]
wait, sakuracon? like, this sakuracon?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4[/media]
hahah, memories
[QUOTE=twoski;39586925]so i traveled to this girl's house, dropped a card, flowers and some chocolate on her door then rang her bell and quickly went and his behind a nearby tree. her dad answered the door and looked pretty pissed so it's probably a good thing i stayed hidden. felt like sam fisher.
i got a text from her 5 minutes later and she loved it so mission accomplished i guess[/QUOTE]
Let's hope it's not the "Ok" girl on the previous text, otherwise you're a lost cause.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39590513]My girlfriend has some terrible period cramps today, she wasn't at school. I did go by and drop some chocolate by her house to make her feel better though.[/QUOTE]
tell her to try exercising when she gets cramps. i've been in the hospital before because of how bad mine usually get, exercising is probably one of the most effective ways to deal with the pain.
To you guys who still live with your parents, where do you go when you want to get intimate with your SO?
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39589967]Let's hope it's not the "Ok" girl on the previous text, otherwise you're a lost cause.[/QUOTE]
i thought i pointed out that wasn't me...
although i'm still unsure of what is going on between myself and this girl. At this point i'm pretty sure she's been hooking up with her ex since last weekend (or even sooner)... I'm thinking i'm just going to relax and keep my doors open to any other opportunities, and if she wants to commit to something then sure. Otherwise, I am okay if i decide to go on a date with someone else since we aren't committed to anything. I'll probably bring up the topic next time i see her, if i see her at all this weekend. At this point it would be weird not to bring it up since we have built such a rapport.
What bugs me is that she pretty much ignored me for an entire day. I'm not the kind to nag but i had a semi-important question for her and I know she had her phone on her because she was still making moves in scrabble. I've started to notice this pattern where she goes completely silent and doesn't text me for a period of time yet still plays scrabble, and it's probably 110% spergy of me to assume this, but my best bet is that she's with her ex during those periods.
she's one of those girls that will text nonstop so it's ridiculously easy to notice the pattern... She lives in the top of a duplex owned by her parents and has no job so its not like she has no time to simply reply and say she is busy or something.
It occurs to me that's it's only just now becoming valentine's day in other parts of the world. Time zones, they get me every time!
how does one acquire, these... Girlfriends you people speak of?
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39592183]how does one acquire, these... Girlfriends you people speak of?[/QUOTE]
There are seven billion people on the planet, with every single one of your ancestors, surviving through hundreds of millions of years mating at least once in life, there's no need to rush. It should come naturally.
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;39573733]We had our usual date thing first. Went to see some theatre thing down the street. Ate in some chicken restaurant. This whole time, I'm feeling queasy, nervous and sweating as heck because I haven't told her that I don't want to get drilled. My back is just a big wet patch of sweat although I'm wearing a jacket and it's freezing as fuck. She's assuming throughout the date that I 've agreed to this whole shove-a-dildo-up-my-bum thing. Whole sex act is in spoilers.
[sp]We both arrive at her house. She pulls me immediately through to her bedroom. She gives me an amazing blowjob. I'm shooting out cum and she swallows. She tells me to wait. I'm just lying down in her bed and all my muscles are contracting and my heartbeat is racing. Thought it was her normal purple dildo she'd pull out. Looks like she got some big strap-on vibrating dildo. Not even kidding. I know I can't do it and I immediately blurt out I can't. Takes me 30 minutes to talk some sense into this girl. She's really upset about this and what not. As Yahnich says, this girl's got some real anal fantasy going in on her fucked up head. She even cried. At this point, I'm like, shit.. I can't, I really can't but she's fucking crying. I tell her, if she wants, she can give me a rimjob. In a matter of second, I'm spreading my ass cheeks and she's licking my dirty asshole. God why.. Feels awkward. I should be the one eating out hers but instead I'm receiving. 10 minutes later, she stops and wants me to bang her hard in both holes. After an hour or so, cumming three times, we both stop. Next morning, I go home.[/sp]
This afternoon, she sent me a text saying she doesn't want to see me anymore from what happened last night. No loss. Not even sad to the slightest. I'm moving on.
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
Shit. Pageking[/QUOTE]
Where do you live, what's her name and are there any specific things a guy can do to win her over? :v:
On a more serious note, spent the night into valentines at a friends playing Warhammer and watching films and stuff having a good time, but I feel kinda bad about it for a friend of mine because I'm the kinda guy who feels bad when I see people doing things I think they might regret or don't realise might be a bad idea, especially since I have my fair share of hindsight based regrets (like playing video games instead of going to bed with my ex, and only getting to bed when she woke up, which now seems like a really stupid thing, especially since we only had 3 months together, but at the time it was just normal and I was taking it all for granted)
Anyway, the situation with the friend is this: Normally me and my friends will go to friend A's house to play Warhammer and stuff once a week, but because it's the weeklong break for college for me and my friends, and he had wed-thursday-friday off work, we thought we would meet up for each of those days. So Tuesdays great and we play a game and discuss the idea of painting our models the next day, but then friend B (the one I feel bad about) realises he's supposed to be doing stuff then hanging out with his girlfriend instead, I tell him we can paint anytime but he says he wants to paint with us tomorrow, and I'm just like, "it's up to you, I'd want to spend as much time as possible with her rather than us nerds :v:"
Anyway things go on and stuff happens as normal, and then Wednesday rolls around, and I go back to friend A's and I'm slightly early so we hang out and talk and stuff, and then friend B arrives with his GF as expected, and at first we discuss Warhammer and paints and we all have a good time, and then we watch Dark Knight Rises, but she has to leave before it's over. Whatever, it's all fine.
Anyway, he tells us how for valentines day (the next day obviously), him and her are gonna hang out and have some alone time in her conservatory type thing and generally have a nice day, and that's all well and good, but then time goes on and we decide to stay the night and long story short we stay up much too late and basically he texts/messages her and says that maybe they should postpone their valentines to a day when the weather is better and they have more time alone together and when he's in a better state, and she agrees.
And I know it's all well and good and she agreed, and I know that it's not my life and there's nothing I can do, but I just feel bad because the idea of postponing valentines together (he said he wasn't going to meet with her at all on the day in the end) because of staying up late with friends could be something he might regret hugely at a later date, especially if she wasn't as okay with it as she seemed to be.
I dunno, I guess I'm just sad to see someone making mistakes that remind me of how badly I've fucked up in the past and there's nothing I can do to help :v:
And now I'm worried that I'm gonna look like a judgemental ass or someone that wants to mess with other peoples lives or something ;_;
Well today was expensive, but bugger it! She's worth it.
She also got me a really nice aftershave, Prada Luna Rossa.
dont even talk to me about sexual frustration
so: Django was fantastic, great film, had a good time, came home: I gave her the chocolate, she gave me some chocolate and an amazing handmade card. owwwwwwww. I didn't think we were doing that, and I'm pretty sure I told her so and she was like "that's fine :)", but she must have had the idea for a while. felt ashamed, but oh well, she didn't seem bothered. thanked her profusely, lots of talking, cuddling ensued, agreed to reschedule drinking and sex to some other day since we both had to get up early tomorrow and I was feeling kind of dodgy. at least, I think that's the idea. :v:
now I have to think of something REALLY GOOD to do for her birthday
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39593795]Speaking of sexual frustration, what is period sex like? And does anyone recommend it?[/QUOTE]
recommend period sex?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39593870]for you it's the same as regular sex only messier
for her iunno i don't have a vagina i can't tell from experience[/QUOTE]
I would find it way too awks personally, and the mess is what the girl gets left with etc.
On the other hand I was always horny on my periods and everything was more sensitive...
Ask your girlfriend, only good way to know is to find out since it varies per person.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39593861]aw i'm sorry tpain i'm always here for you (to be ur wingman not to get rumped)[/QUOTE]
im chewing on icecubes atm
[editline]14th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39593918]
it was terrible i ended up having to lick the blood of my fingers because that was the day we fucked in the woods[/QUOTE]
that's pretty fucking metal
Sex, Girlfriends and Period Chat IV
Period sex is decent in the shower, but having sex in the shower is already complicated as fuck...
So it's usually better just to wait until she's not on her period.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39593955]
i regret everything but i'd rather suck the blood than having to explain why my fingers and lips were all bloody
fucking periods man[/QUOTE]
so would i ;)
tpain special
I either popped my "fire hydrant"'s hymen, or hurt her bad on our first night, but she squirted all over my bed while she was bleeding. The light was off so there was watered down blood everywhere. It didn't taste that weird, kinda iron-ish.
When the time comes and she gets her periods, I'll be prepared.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39593907]I would find it way too awks personally, and the mess is what the girl gets left with etc.
On the other hand I was always horny on my periods and everything was more sensitive...
Ask your girlfriend, only good way to know is to find out since it varies per person.[/QUOTE]
Apparently it reduces stress a bit? I mean that happens with sex anyway but yeah.
Finally got tired of the right hand Warolese? Frustrated? Try using your left, spice things up a bit.
so this girl went a party and she was the oldest one by a lot so she had to buy the alcohol and she ended up calling me drunk on the phone while lying on the floor telling me that it was so cool that we were going out on saturday
then she txts me saying IM SORRY and then she calls me again telling me not to judge her and that i shouldn't break off our plans on saturday
i texted back saying i accepted her even when she drunkenly slurs about handjobs on the phone, and i said "be my valentine handsome lady"
i think im in love or something how lame
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