So I think I might be single now, I asked if we're still together and she's like "I don't know". I'm just giving her all the space she needs, I can't deal with this nonsense. She's still mad about yesterday and we got into it. She says that me saying she's hotter with blond hair implies that she's less attractive even though she does the same to me all the time, she never actually addressed this either. And when I told her not to talk about my hair if she doesn't want me talking about hers she says "Don't because I won't be talking to you." and blocked me on Skype. She was saying how I'm suppose to find her the same level of attractive no matter how she looks. She's mad because I didn't deny saying that she was less attractive even though I never said that, I told her I'd find her attractive even if she was bad. IT'S FUCKING HAIR! My first serious relationship has possibly ended because of hair...
So yeah. Happy Valentines Day :v:
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39594352]drunken handjobs it was truly meant to be[/QUOTE]
i think about her when i click RAZE in civilization 4 :)
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;39594372]So I think I might be single now,[B] I asked if we're still together and she's like "I don't know"[/B].[/QUOTE]
She shouldn't be toying with that. Like, [I]at all.[/I]
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;39594372]
And when I told her not to talk about my hair if she doesn't want me talking about hers she says "Don't because I won't be talking to you." and blocked me on Skype.[/QUOTE]
How old is she again?
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;39594372]
She was saying how [B]I'm suppose to find her the same level of attractive no matter how she looks.[/B] [/QUOTE]
[B]What the shit.[/B] Girls mess with their appearance almost every morning to make themselves appear more attractive, so if you say "Mother of fuck, that thong/top/dress/lipstick looks great on you!", it's a compliment to their appearance [I]and effort[/I], not "holy fuck you look bad without that thon/top/dress/lipstick of yours!"
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;39594372]
She's mad because I didn't deny saying that she was less attractive even though I never said that, I told her I'd find her attractive even if she was bad. IT'S FUCKING HAIR! My first serious relationship has possibly ended because of hair...
So yeah. Happy Valentines Day :v:[/QUOTE]
How serious was this? You must've noticed some [I]weird shit[/I] earlier on, or did she never complain like this before?
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;39594372]So I think I might be single now, I asked if we're still together and she's like "I don't know". I'm just giving her all the space she needs, I can't deal with this nonsense. She's still mad about yesterday and we got into it. She says that me saying she's hotter with blond hair implies that she's less attractive even though she does the same to me all the time, she never actually addressed this either. And when I told her not to talk about my hair if she doesn't want me talking about hers she says "Don't because I won't be talking to you." and blocked me on Skype. She was saying how I'm suppose to find her the same level of attractive no matter how she looks. She's mad because I didn't deny saying that she was less attractive even though I never said that, I told her I'd find her attractive even if she was bad. IT'S FUCKING HAIR! My first serious relationship has possibly ended because of hair...
So yeah. Happy Valentines Day :v:[/QUOTE]
Call her bluff, tell her to get to fuck.
Just spent hours intensely making out with my girlfriend while listening to music. I've never made it that far with a girl before. :v
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;39594522]Just spent hours intensely making out with my girlfriend while listening to music. I've never made it that far with a girl before. :v[/QUOTE]
making out is pretty fun
i had a date with my pizza, pizza will always love me
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;39594530]pizza[/QUOTE]
You're a lucky man.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;39594530]
i had a date with my pizza, pizza will always love me[/QUOTE]
You're doing good when the girl's pretty hot(200-230c/392-446F to be more specific), and you get to eat her out 10-15 minutes into your first date.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39594585]You're doing good when the girl's pretty hot(200-230c/392-446F to be more specific), and you get to eat her out 10-15 minutes into your first date.[/QUOTE]
i like my girls like my pizza, hot n' ready
Drew her spiderman, she loved it.
Mission accomplish, Happy Valentines everyone :)
anyway, valentines day really isn't too big of a deal for me, just another day! one of my friends was really down in the dumps about not asking a girl out, i didn't really understand, that girl will be there tomorrow, and you can buy her roses then!
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39594146]I either popped my "fire hydrant"'s hymen, or hurt her bad on our first night, but she squirted all over my bed while she was bleeding. The light was off so there was watered down blood everywhere. It didn't taste that weird, kinda iron-ish.
When the time comes and she gets her periods, I'll be prepared.[/QUOTE]
hymen "popping" is not a thing that actually happens - it's a myth. the hymen stretches and it can tear, but the entire "popping the cherry" isn't a thing. on the account that the hymen does tear, there's blood during sex or if sex just plain hurts, something is definitely not right, most likely the vagina is not lubricated enough for sex.
it sounds like she either started her period or she was not nearly as lubricated as she should have been.
sry for the unsolicited sex 101, but it drives me up a wall and back whenever i see this.
on the topic of valentines day though, i sent my ldr bf homemade cookies from scratch. except that one of my hairs got into them. embarrassing
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;39593987]Period sex is decent in the shower, but having sex in the shower is already complicated as fuck...
So it's usually better just to wait until she's not on her period.[/QUOTE]
I had sex in the shower once. Was a bad experience. I passed out from the hot water and intense sex and woke up in the bathtub with my girlfriend freaking out and feeling like I'm gonna puke.
let my boyfriend stick it in the ass for valentines
oh and our cats friend came over so that's nice if she found love too
thats so romantic *cries*
Already had a few people contact me on just one of these dating sites I signed up to... Guess I should have expected that. I'm not really interested in any of them so far and just waiting on a response from the one I sent a contact to - it's not that I don't appreciate the 'attention', I just hate having to turn anyone down, it doesn't feel right.
I suppose there's a silver lining - if this many people want to contact me, I must be doing something right!
[QUOTE=SaWAH;39596315]let my boyfriend stick it in the ass for valentines
oh and our cats friend came over so that's nice if she found love too[/QUOTE]
Loves young dream. I cry evertim
[QUOTE=twoski;39591408]i thought i pointed out that wasn't me...
[/QUOTE]
Dude, please....
[QUOTE=Nikeos;39595209]hymen "popping" is not a thing that actually happens - it's a myth. the hymen stretches and it can tear, but the entire "popping the cherry" isn't a thing. on the account that the hymen does tear, there's blood during sex or if sex just plain hurts, something is definitely not right, most likely the vagina is not lubricated enough for sex.
it sounds like she either started her period or she was not nearly as lubricated as she should have been.
sry for the unsolicited sex 101, but it drives me up a wall and back whenever i see this.
[/QUOTE]
So what's that whole deal with virgins and blood? Anyways, if that wasn't the case, I hurt her :v: But she started gushing so she says she had only felt pain for a few seconds.
I always wondered where the phrase popping the cherry came from. But hymen tears are pretty common on girls first time, so thats why there is the whole blood and vrgins thing.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39600464]I always wondered where the phrase popping the cherry came from. But hymen tears are pretty common on girls first time, so thats why there is the whole blood and vrgins thing.[/QUOTE]
A cherry is ripe, and bound to be plucked at some point, hence.
[QUOTE=thisispain;39593774]dont even talk to me about sexual frustration[/QUOTE]
I'm nearly walking on the fucking walls here man. And soon in the ceiling
A little update; The girl I was waiting to hear from sent me a response - she's really keen to catch up. Awesome! Will see how it all goes :)
*edit*
Other ladies keep contacting me. So many... :(
Is it possible to fall in love with someone twice
because my girlfriend got me a boxed set with all the Tarantino films for Valentine's day
My only regret is that I couldn't get her something as good.
So the gf and were getting steamy so we decided to go and sneak into my moms house when she wasn't home. We go up into my room, naked on bed, put condom on, says she really wants it but still not sure emotionally, says she doesn't know if she can do it (Aware that sometimes girls say no when they mean yes when they are on the edge), tell her i'll take care of her and it'll be okay, she says ok, head is in, says she can't do it, i ask if she's in pain (She is a virgin), she says no; she just isn't ready emotionally, I pull out, get her panties back on, take condom off and throw it away.
We are lying in bed and she is (trying) to give me a handjob, her first time doing this. But she gets too distracted when kissing me and ends up just lightly rubbing it, no pleasure.
Garage door opens, mom is coming home. Quickly get dressed and run out of house.
Get in car and start going to get icecream. Few minutes later she says that she is hoping that her stomach ache is from the fact that she is going to be on her period soon, and that it's not[B] THAT SHE IS PREGNANT FROM ME STICKING THE HEAD OF MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER, WITH A CONDOM ON, 15 MINUTES AGO.[/B]
Seriously, she knows nothing about sex ed, and we are seniors in high school. How can she be so ignorant? Like i had to start explaining to her the birds and the bees.
She's just anxious. As the more experienced person in the couple you should be as accommodating as possible for her, not calling her ignorant.
[editline]16th February 2013[/editline]
Although, that is also quite silly.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;39606659]She's just anxious. As the more experienced person in the couple you should be as accommodating as possible for her, not calling her ignorant.[/QUOTE]
I didn't say to her that she is ignorant. But the matter of the fact is that she is ignorant to the whole reproductive thing and is a senior in high school. It's an obvious failure of the educative system, the reproductive system isn't rocket science.
[QUOTE=Ramses;39606638]So the gf and were getting steamy so we decided to go and sneak into my moms house when she wasn't home. We go up into my room, naked on bed, put condom on, says she really wants it but still not sure emotionally, says she doesn't know if she can do it (Aware that sometimes girls say no when they mean yes when they are on the edge), tell her i'll take care of her and it'll be okay, she says ok, head is in, says she can't do it, i ask if she's in pain (She is a virgin), she says no; she just isn't ready emotionally, I pull out, get her panties back on, take condom off and throw it away.
We are lying in bed and she is (trying) to give me a handjob, her first time doing this. But she gets too distracted when kissing me and ends up just lightly rubbing it, no pleasure.
Garage door opens, mom is coming home. Quickly get dressed and run out of house.
Get in car and start going to get icecream. Few minutes later she says that she is hoping that her stomach ache is from the fact that she is going to be on her period soon, and that it's not[B] THAT SHE IS PREGNANT FROM ME STICKING THE HEAD OF MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER, WITH A CONDOM ON, 15 MINUTES AGO.[/B]
Seriously, she knows nothing about sex ed, and we are seniors in high school. How can she be so ignorant? Like i had to start explaining to her the birds and the bees.[/QUOTE]
You in the US? I know the sex ed is non-existent there. She's probably just not been told anything by anyone because everyone just "want to protect their little girls" so they just talk about the failure rate of condoms and don't have sex ever or you'll probably get pregnant etc.
There are substantial benefits to growing up on the internet, especially as a girl, with these things.
If she's not ready she's not ready, you can inform her of stuff in a respectful manner (not constantly point out she should know this already) and encourage her to do some research herself.
It's probably just the way its coming out and not actually you or how you feel or whatever but your sounding a little like an ass about her not being ready and being a first timer at handjobs etc.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39606720]You in the US? I know the sex ed is non-existent there. She's probably just not been told anything by anyone because everyone just "want to protect their little girls" so they just talk about the failure rate of condoms and don't have sex ever or you'll probably get pregnant etc.
There are substantial benefits to growing up on the internet, especially as a girl, with these things.
If she's not ready she's not ready, you can inform her of stuff in a respectful manner (not constantly point out she should know this already) and encourage her to do some research herself.
It's probably just the way its coming out and not actually you or how you feel or whatever but your sounding a little like an ass about her not being ready and being a first timer at handjobs etc.[/QUOTE]
From my post, yeah i sound like a massive ass. I was very understanding of the whole thing when it was happening. Her not being ready is fine with me, i can wait, im in no rush. Yes we are in the US, but i went through the same sex ed program she would have, and i can tell you that it is pretty descriptive/informative, she just didn't pay attention. I pretty much did everything you said, inform her in a respectful manner, encourage her to research these things online, ect. Facepunch is just getting my blunt and untactful side, which is also pretty tired.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39606720]You in the US? I know the sex ed is non-existent there.[/QUOTE]
I hear this a lot, but I'm in the US and I feel between Health and biology they have the important parts covered. Maybe it's just my school?
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