Hola, Sex Thread. I've occasionally lurked through this thread, every now and again. So, I think Imma share my Valentine's Day experience.
My girlfriend lives about 45 minutes away. We keep in contact, and see each other now and again. This has been going on for pretty much two years now. We've had little sexual interaction at all, not due to nerves, boundaries, or anything. We never get a chance. Someone is always home, and whenever we do try something when someone is only upstairs rather than the next room, we have to keep out for hearing if someone's coming. Neither of us ever get to finish anything, the only time either of us had an orgasm was me once. Skip to Valentine's Day.
Her parents mention to her that they're planning on going out to dinner that day, taking her little sister too. We're like "holy fuck, maybe we'll actually get a chance?"
Nope. Turns out they're not going anywhere just because. I still go to her place, anyway. Who said we can't spend the day together?
We get there, and ho shit, her parents are going shopping, and are making her little sister go, too. Hoshithoshithoshit.
Her step father tells her to come into the room they're in, and tells her (to her, she tells me later) for us not to do anything while they're gone. Just because. Why? Because.
So, we're a mixture of pissed, annoyed, disappointed, what have you. We're not gonna risk shit because this guy's a hard-ass, so we just sit there, frustrated. We try to take out our frustration by making out, somewhat feeling each other up. But we can't do anything that would get anywhere.
We go see a movie, we see Beautiful Creatures (don't see it, it sucked), and went to a restaurant because she had a coupon, so fuck yeah.
We come home, and I stay the night, sleeping on the couch. The next day was basically us hanging around her house, watching TV, watching her sister. IE, still can't do shit. So, Valentine's Day came and went, and we are both still frustrated virgins.
[I][B]So,[/B][/I] after that whole story, I wanna ask your guys' opinion. She brought up the idea of going to a motel and doing it. Her parents weren't against the idea of their daughter having sex, just having sex at their house. I was originally against the idea. Losing your virginity at a motel? It just seems... not special. It seems like it'd lessen the experience. What do you guys think?
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;39636763]Hola, Sex Thread. I've occasionally lurked through this thread, every now and again. So, I think Imma share my Valentine's Day experience.
My girlfriend lives about 45 minutes away. We keep in contact, and see each other now and again. This has been going on for pretty much two years now. We've had little sexual interaction at all, not due to nerves, boundaries, or anything. We never get a chance. Someone is always home, and whenever we do try something when someone is only upstairs rather than the next room, we have to keep out for hearing if someone's coming. Neither of us ever get to finish anything, the only time either of us had an orgasm was me once. Skip to Valentine's Day.
Her parents mention to her that they're planning on going out to dinner that day, taking her little sister too. We're like "holy fuck, maybe we'll actually get a chance?"
Nope. Turns out they're not going anywhere just because. I still go to her place, anyway. Who said we can't spend the day together?
We get there, and ho shit, her parents are going shopping, and are making her little sister go, too. Hoshithoshithoshit.
Her step father tells her to come into the room they're in, and tells her (to her, she tells me later) for us not to do anything while they're gone. Just because. Why? Because.
So, we're a mixture of pissed, annoyed, disappointed, what have you. We're not gonna risk shit because this guy's a hard-ass, so we just sit there, frustrated. We try to take out our frustration by making out, somewhat feeling each other up. But we can't do anything that would get anywhere.
We go see a movie, we see Beautiful Creatures (don't see it, it sucked), and went to a restaurant because she had a coupon, so fuck yeah.
We come home, and I stay the night, sleeping on the couch. The next day was basically us hanging around her house, watching TV, watching her sister. IE, still can't do shit. So, Valentine's Day came and went, and we are both still frustrated virgins.
[I][B]So,[/B][/I] after that whole story, I wanna ask your guys' opinion. She brought up the idea of going to a motel and doing it. Her parents weren't against the idea of their daughter having sex, just having sex at their house. I was originally against the idea. Losing your virginity at a motel? It just seems... not special. It seems like it'd lessen the experience. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]
Just don't go to a bad motel
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;39636763]Hola, Sex Thread. I've occasionally lurked through this thread, every now and again. So, I think Imma share my Valentine's Day experience.
My girlfriend lives about 45 minutes away. We keep in contact, and see each other now and again. This has been going on for pretty much two years now. We've had little sexual interaction at all, not due to nerves, boundaries, or anything. We never get a chance. Someone is always home, and whenever we do try something when someone is only upstairs rather than the next room, we have to keep out for hearing if someone's coming. Neither of us ever get to finish anything, the only time either of us had an orgasm was me once. Skip to Valentine's Day.
Her parents mention to her that they're planning on going out to dinner that day, taking her little sister too. We're like "holy fuck, maybe we'll actually get a chance?"
Nope. Turns out they're not going anywhere just because. I still go to her place, anyway. Who said we can't spend the day together?
We get there, and ho shit, her parents are going shopping, and are making her little sister go, too. Hoshithoshithoshit.
Her step father tells her to come into the room they're in, and tells her (to her, she tells me later) for us not to do anything while they're gone. Just because. Why? Because.
So, we're a mixture of pissed, annoyed, disappointed, what have you. We're not gonna risk shit because this guy's a hard-ass, so we just sit there, frustrated. We try to take out our frustration by making out, somewhat feeling each other up. But we can't do anything that would get anywhere.
We go see a movie, we see Beautiful Creatures (don't see it, it sucked), and went to a restaurant because she had a coupon, so fuck yeah.
We come home, and I stay the night, sleeping on the couch. The next day was basically us hanging around her house, watching TV, watching her sister. IE, still can't do shit. So, Valentine's Day came and went, and we are both still frustrated virgins.
[I][B]So,[/B][/I] after that whole story, I wanna ask your guys' opinion. She brought up the idea of going to a motel and doing it. Her parents weren't against the idea of their daughter having sex, just having sex at their house. I was originally against the idea. Losing your virginity at a motel? It just seems... not special. It seems like it'd lessen the experience. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]
Losing your virginity isn't some huge amazing experience anyway. I do not comprehend why you guys didn't just do it anyway while they were out. Whats he gonna do get the doctor to check her? There is no way he would know unless she told him.
like rhenae said, losing it isn't that special, neither of you really know what you're doing and you're probably really awkward/embarrassed. better when you're experienced with each other and know what to do.
nothing wrong with going to a motel, don't have to worry about clean sheets etc.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39637027]Losing your virginity isn't some huge amazing experience anyway. [B]I do not comprehend why you guys didn't just do it anyway while they were out. [/B]Whats he gonna do get the doctor to check her? There is no way he would know unless she told him.[/QUOTE]
Because we don't work like that. We just don't.
[editline]18th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;39637198]like rhenae said, losing it isn't that special, neither of you really know what you're doing and you're probably really awkward/embarrassed. better when you're experienced with each other and know what to do.
[B]nothing wrong with going to a motel,[/B] don't have to worry about clean sheets etc.[/QUOTE]
Basically what I was asking for. It helps, thanks.
And I know that sex for the first time is awkward and clumsy. We still wanted it to be a romantic experience. No reason not to try.
Like Yahnich said, it's probably going to be bad, possibly even awful, especially if you try to force the mood.
My best advice would be wherever and whenever you do it, have fun and laugh when things go wrong.
I mean hell, my first time penetration was never fully achieved, the little man wasn't standing to attention all that well and it ended up as us lying in a bed, me crying and her comforting me about it all :v:
But I wouldn't want to change it, we always had a laugh about how absurd the entire situation was.
Good or bad, it's almost certainly gonna be unforgettable, so you may as well make it a good memory no matter the way events transpire.
Yeah my first time wasn't a treat either
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;39637224]Because we don't work like that. We just don't.
[editline]18th February 2013[/editline]
Basically what I was asking for. It helps, thanks.
And I know that sex for the first time is awkward and clumsy. We still wanted it to be a romantic experience. No reason not to try.[/QUOTE]
somehow i feel like having a place to yourself for as long as you need is more romantic than waiting to squeeze in a few minutes for sex when her parents aren't home
So my girlfriend gave hand jobs another shot, this time we were smarter and used lube (i'm circumcised so it's kind of a must for me)
We were both surprised about how realistic my geyser impression was.
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/107294/watdo.png[/img]
I don't know what to do about this! She don't like smokers
You should just quit smoking anyways, even though it's hard as fuck. Scoring would just be a bonus to quitting.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39642495]You should just quit smoking anyways, even though it's hard as fuck. Scoring would just be a bonus to quitting.[/QUOTE]
I gotta quit to get that bonus though. I don't know if it's worth it though.
[QUOTE=Wablur;39642522]I gotta quit to get that bonus though. I don't know if it's worth it though.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck would it not be worth it? It's worth it even if you don't get a bonus.
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
Smokers always like to say it takes the edge off. The "edge" is there because you are addicted, someone who's stressed wont calm down by smoking if they aren't addicted.
[QUOTE=Wablur;39642472][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/107294/watdo.png[/img]
I don't know what to do about this! She don't like smokers[/QUOTE]
Youll find a lot of girls are like that, unless they smoke too.
for real, i quit smoking and it was just 100% a positive thing
Thanks guys, I will try and make the quit, and for her as well!
[QUOTE=Wablur;39642472][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/107294/watdo.png[/img]
I don't know what to do about this! She don't like smokers[/QUOTE]
What a bitch.
Me and my gf both smoke on occasions.
Ive been doing about a pack a week for 4 years now. And she only smokes when shes with me or at a party. I really enjoy us being able to just chill out and have a smoke. Same with weed.
Also we have been dating half a year yesterday! Wich actually ammounts to the longest relationship ive ever had!
She lives a while away so I send her roses. She then proceeded to send some pictures :wink: with said roses.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39643234]What a bitch.[/QUOTE]
Yeah fuck women, right? Who do they think they are?
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;39636763]Her step father tells her to come into the room they're in, and tells her (to her, she tells me later) for us not to do anything while they're gone. Just because. Why? Because.[/QUOTE]
I tried to obey my parents whenever I could just out of respect, but they have no buisness in her sex life even as her parents, you listen to them because they raised you and gave you a home, not because you're obliged to. That was the oppertunity for you both, a lot of people lost their virginity under similar circumstances, parents too.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39643706]Yeah fuck women, right? Who do they think they are?[/QUOTE]
Preventing a man from being a man like that!
[I]THE NERVE![/I]
I'm here to talk about weight/health issues again.
I think my girlfriend is trying to become anorexic, I saw she had pro-anorexia tips (yes, stupid shit like that exists) bookmarked, and when I was talking to her I heard a rubber band snap a few times, she told me she was only playing around with it. One of the tips says "Wear a rubber band around your wrist and pull it when you get hungry. Your body will soon associate food with pain." I really don't want her to destroy her health, and she really looks beautiful the way she is, she's got a perfect shape, but she just wants to get skinnier and just can't tell herself she's not fat. What do I do?
Well, if she wants to lose fat, being anorexic isn't the way to go
Unhealthy and stupid shortcut
Goddamn I'm heading towards the other side of that, my girlfriend is in her last two years of education as a care worker/nurse, which means there's no more school and no more PE lessons she [I]must[/I] attend, she'll only be working. It doesn't help that she'll be moving to another city, which completely kills the opportunity of bringing her along to run etc.
Any tips? I can't shout "GET NOT FAT" at her, cause I really love her body, but gaining weight isn't exactly what any of us need right now...
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
I really should do that rubber band thing with candy and energy drinks though, holy fuck I drank two burn and ate shitloads of candy because [I]I got bored[/I] today, basically the same yesterday too.
[QUOTE=Vacuum;39645199]I'm here to talk about weight/health issues again.
I think my girlfriend is trying to become anorexic, I saw she had pro-anorexia tips (yes, stupid shit like that exists) bookmarked, and when I was talking to her I heard a rubber band snap a few times, she told me she was only playing around with it. One of the tips says "Wear a rubber band around your wrist and pull it when you get hungry. Your body will soon associate food with pain." I really don't want her to destroy her health, and she really looks beautiful the way she is, she's got a perfect shape, but she just wants to get skinnier and just can't tell herself she's not fat. What do I do?[/QUOTE]
I don't really like advising someone to change someone they're with, or to pry into their private issues, but I would put my foot down. You need to have a talk with her and get involved with this issue, you may have spoke to her before but you need be very frank and explain your worries and why you wont allow her to fall into this habit. You'll have to stay involved somehow after this stage as she might begin hiding it, which wouldn't be good at all. At the moment I'm going through something similiar with my girlfriend, but it's nowhere near as severe, so I'm still working on approaching it and sussing out if it's deffinetly an issue rather than her personal choice.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39646149]Goddamn I'm heading towards the other side of that, my girlfriend is in her last two years of education as a care worker/nurse, which means there's no more school and no more PE lessons she [I]must[/I] attend, she'll only be working. It doesn't help that she'll be moving to another city, which completely kills the opportunity of bringing her along to run etc.
Any tips? I can't shout "GET NOT FAT" at her, cause I really love her body, but gaining weight isn't exactly what any of us need right now...
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
I really should do that rubber band thing with candy and energy drinks though, holy fuck I drank two burn and ate shitloads of candy because [I]I got bored[/I] today, basically the same yesterday too.[/QUOTE]
I think in your situation how you approach her about is the important thing, its one thing insulting her by saying "don't get fat", but another thing honestly expressing that your concerned about it and that you love her body as it is. Also I might try the rubber band for all the coke I drink, I would like to keep onto my teeth.
Should I ask this girl why she stopped talking to me? We did have sex and then after she went to her school in Switzerland. We both txted everyday for a month now she doesn't talk to me anymore. I don't really care since I can get over her pretty easily but I don't wanna fuck it up since I like her. The main issue is that she is coming back here in a month and I don't know what to do, get over her or wait?
[QUOTE=wanksta11;39647612]Should I ask this girl why she stopped talking to me? We did have sex and then after she went to her school in Switzerland. We both txted everyday for a month now she doesn't talk to me anymore. I don't really care since I can get over her pretty easily but I don't wanna fuck it up since I like her. The main issue is that she is coming back here in a month and I don't know what to do, get over her or wait?[/QUOTE]
Is she just not messaging you first or is she not responding when you message her?
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Also you with the attempting to be anorexic gf, tell her to go see a nutritionist of some sort. They can give her a healthy diet to lose weight with if she really wants to, and give her real facts on how to lose weight etc.
I'm not sure why people say everyone's first time is so clumsy and fast.
[QUOTE=wallyroberto_2;39647973]I'm not sure why people say everyone's first time is so clumsy and fast.[/QUOTE]
Cause it pretty much always is, or awkward and disappointing in some other way. Like a first time doing anything really.
She always answers but it's not like before since she used to start most of the convos now she doesn't at all, I mean she goes to a school where all millionaires send their rich blond kids maybe she met somebody. I just don't wanna over react and fuck it up. She's coming back at easter
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