An old friend of mine is back in town recently and she is staying over at mine.
I alway had a crush on this girl, i have always ALWAYS wanted to fuck her brains out, she is a virgin still and always talks about how she is lonely etc.
How can i seduce my lady friend while she is over?
[QUOTE=TH89;38132195]So this has been an annoying issue lately
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4JGKI.jpg[/IMG]
According to the internet the best solutions to this are A. get a smaller size, B. get a bigger size and C. dont have a foreskin.
What are your thoughts FP[/QUOTE]
You need a specially tailored condom for your special dick. :v:
How is a very big question....
Make your move.
Sorted everything out with my girlfriend, and im surprised but we seem to be allot closer than we were before.
Now to hope it stays this way
[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;38136329]An old friend of mine is back in town recently and she is staying over at mine.
I alway had a crush on this girl, i have always ALWAYS wanted to fuck her brains out, she is a virgin still and always talks about how she is lonely etc.
How can i seduce my lady friend while she is over?[/QUOTE]
If she's actually lonely I doubt you "fucking her brains out" is really going to help, sounds like she wants companionship more than a good dicking.
[editline]22nd October 2012[/editline]
Also how come Autumn doesn't post here any more... I miss her female wisdom.
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[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;38137574]Sorted everything out with my girlfriend, and im surprised but we seem to be allot closer than we were before.
Now to hope it stays this way[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, I'm sorry but, she turned you upside down in an instant.
So basically, you were frustrated as fuck, were considering breakup, and now you're closer than ever.
What a twist!
I know this isn't directly about sex and girlfriends e.t.c, But a few pages back a few of you said you moved to Germany to study. Im currently in my second year of university in London but i'd like to move to Germany to improve my German (I'm currently learning) and just to have a good time. What would you guys suggest for going over there? Like a work placement or something?
And i guess this is about girls and shit, I've heard they dig english guys, especially when they try to speak German. Have any of you found this to be true?
I don't know about you but loads of schools have international exchange programs. I'm going to China next year on one, assuming I'm accepted. I only have to pay tuition to my home uni, and of course residence fees (and in China it's ~$1k for the entire year's rent). I also get a scholarship upon acceptance, so basically I get to travel on the other side of the planet for $500-$1000 total - it's pretty sweet.
I've heard it's pretty easy to get jobs teaching English in foreign countries, but that's about all I know.
Regarding women, it's not really possible to say 'all [nationality] girls are attracted to foreigners'. I know a buttload of Chinese girls dig me ([url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1194238&p=37904504&viewfull=1#post37904504[/url] - this is one of five incidents) but I highly doubt you instantly become more attractive to every girl there by being a foreigner. I have a friend who's in France this year who says that it's not really noticeable.
My life is fucking confusing.
Why is it so hard to leave a mildly insane/crazy girl that you care about and also lust for?
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I should have been more aggressive in kissing and homebased it.
Cooked Stir-Fry with my girlfriend tonight, great fun. Do any facepunchers take the time of day to cook with their partner? We've tried making Pizza but it may or may not have been a disaster that we couldn't clear off the worktop. (It was a mess)
[QUOTE=Remscar;38141568]My life is fucking confusing.
Why is it so hard to leave a mildly insane/crazy girl that you care about and also lust for?
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I should have been more aggressive in kissing and homebased it.[/QUOTE]
youre
insane
[QUOTE=Remscar;38141568]My life is fucking confusing.
Why is it so hard to leave a mildly insane/crazy girl that you care about and also lust for?
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if you're expecting us to say some kind of encouraging comment you're off your head
[QUOTE=Remscar;38141568]My life is fucking confusing.
Why is it so hard to leave a mildly insane/crazy girl that you care about and also lust for?
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I should have been more aggressive in kissing and homebased it.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-a-fuckedupchick-magnet,11153/[/url]
Can cramps and missed periods be signs of an early pregnancy? GF stopped taking birth control for a little while.
Haha, stopped taking birth control :v: you got to be kidding me.
[QUOTE=MRApples7;38143366]Can cramps and missed periods be signs of an early pregnancy? GF stopped taking birth control for a little while.[/QUOTE]
She wants your babies.
Hide your dick.
[editline]23rd October 2012[/editline]
but no really, it just means she's remembering why she's taking BC pills.
Ok worked it out. We are friends with benefits.
[QUOTE=Remscar;38144218]Ok worked it out. We are friends with benefits.[/QUOTE]
lmao sure good luck with that.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;38137646]If she's actually lonely I doubt you "fucking her brains out" is really going to help, sounds like she wants companionship more than a good dicking.
[editline]22nd October 2012[/editline]
Also how come Autumn doesn't post here any more... I miss her female wisdom.[/QUOTE]
Yea but it's many reasons.
Years ago when we were still in secondary school (So 16-17) she had the misfortune of being in some really abusive relationships. You wouldnt think it we were a group of friends and all knew each other and never even considered these two to be assholes as they were but she dated one and he was physically abusive towards her, the other verbally after she left him and since then she hasnt dated anyone.
At the time the only reason she didnt "Go out" with me as you say is because i was moving down south and none of us could be dealing with the long distance shite.
Eventually when i got to 20 i moved back down and i never lost contact with her, we met up and she told me how she had never been able to be with someone since and how it nearly ruined her, one thing led to the other and we ended up just going to town (No sex just passiawn) and she broke down into tears. She just didnt feel ready yet.
Since then shes gone through a lot of good in life and her confidence is at a high, she went to uni quite late and is coming back down to stay with me, she talks about how she always wanted us to be and how she always thought of life with me (The dick, i joke)
But theres a part of me that thinks she isnt ready and that maybe she just wants the dick, i dont want to be the one who hurts her that final time. I would never do such a thing but what if it didnt work out and we wound up back in the situation i was just in, that would finish her off no doubt as shes gone through some shite in life aswell as i have.
So i dont know, i just feel the dick is the answer to this. It shows we have passion for each other but wont connect a bond where we hurt each other too much as she goes back to london again.
Overthinking. Unnecessary. The worst you'll get is a slap, a strict no... You wouldn't know until you try. It's just sex, it's supposed to be fun....
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So i dont know, i just feel the dick is the answer to this. It shows we have passion for each other but wont connect a bond where we hurt each other too much as she goes back to london again.[/QUOTE]
this is going to be a complete disaster lol
Cant be any worse than my ex
[QUOTE=cyclocius;38141899]Cooked Stir-Fry with my girlfriend tonight, great fun. Do any facepunchers take the time of day to cook with their partner? We've tried making Pizza but it may or may not have been a disaster that we couldn't clear off the worktop. (It was a mess)[/QUOTE]
We made chicken fajitas and cheesy nachos for our housemates
I think I had a good time with a girl. First, I followed her home, went in, talked and watched the TV for hours. I had to go home but she wanted to follow me home, so I let her. On the street where my house is, we talked a lot and we had to go home, but we still talked, then we agreed that we have to go. After minutes, I followed her for like 5 streets. We then said goodbye to each other and went home.
I think she wanted to be with me together, but I'm not sure if it is a good sign. I like her, and we have just met some days ago.
That sounds like some stalking inception shit. You followed her then she followed you and you followed her. what?
And how old are you two?
[QUOTE=ichiman94;38153383]I think I had a good time with a girl. First, I followed her home, went in, talked and watched the TV for hours. I had to go home but she wanted to follow me home, so I let her. On the street where my house is, we talked a lot and we had to go home, but we still talked, then we agreed that we have to go. After minutes, I followed her for like 5 streets. We then said goodbye to each other and went home.
I think she wanted to be with me together, but I'm not sure if it is a good sign. I like her, and we have just met some days ago.[/QUOTE]
im going to guess you made most of this up
except for the following parts
and breaking into her house parts.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;38153705]That sounds like some stalking inception shit. You followed her then she followed you and you followed her. what?
And how old are you two?[/QUOTE]
I think he meant to say that they walked each other to their houses.
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