• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV
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[QUOTE=Doozle;38232263]Is it more a matter of convenience, as in there's not really anywhere to spit.[/QUOTE] sort of, but i think if a girl had anything against swallowing, she would find an alternative.
My girlfriend considers it rude to spit, I can see why some wouldn't want to swallow though.
they might get a stomahc babby
[QUOTE=cyclocius;38232692]My girlfriend considers it rude to spit, I can see why some wouldn't want to swallow though.[/QUOTE] it's rude to spit semen??? i don't remember learning that in school
she must swallow
yum!
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38232924]you must lick her period blood up[/QUOTE] i doubt it is equally disgusting.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38228626]What does sex feel like? Is it tiring?[/QUOTE] Hard to describe what it feels like it's kind of like when you are stuck on a boss in a game and you finally defeat him, but it can be tiring too, depending on who is doing all the work and how long that person lasts.
[QUOTE=HarveySpecter;38233002]i doubt it is equally disgusting.[/QUOTE] Semen smells worse than menstrual fluid. Going on that alone i'd say they're at least equally offputting.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38025828]i remember my first time glaciers formed and melted by the time i got it up[/QUOTE] On the contrary, Glaciers form and melt by the time I'm finished. Little - I mean big - bastard just doesn't know when it's time to throw up.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;38193783]I think girls think Im cooler than I actually am... inside I'm a total shitebag haha.[/QUOTE] Is there any chance that you bullshit (lie) much without they knowing it :P?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38232869]tbh once my dick's been in their mouth they can do whatever thefuck they want with my semen feed it to the goldfishes for all i care[/QUOTE] yeah so what about if she just takes her mouth off as you're about to blow, and then you're covered in your own man juice. that can't be nice
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38233621]they're both bodily fluids that come from genitals; some people find semen absolutely disgusting while not minding blood that much and some people fucking hate blood while they are ok with semen point is, saying she MUST swallow is shallow[/QUOTE] she must swallow with me, it is my mission. MY DESIRE
[QUOTE=HarveySpecter;38234886]she must swallow with me, it is my mission. MY DESIRE[/QUOTE] [I]with[/I] you? The hell are you swallowing?
we must gorge on it, together, in bond. No, really, I enjoy women swallowing my cum...
Save it in a cup and pay a prostitute to drink it later
Spent the entirety of Friday night with some green apple vodka followed by a lot of groping and cuddling on her bed [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/heysexy.001.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=TH89;38235455]Save it in a cup and pay a prostitute to drink it later[/QUOTE] You can enjoy your missionary position, you boring old geezer.
[QUOTE=McNab;38235859]Spent the entirety of Friday night with some green apple vodka followed by a lot of groping and cuddling on her bed [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/heysexy.001.gif[/img][/QUOTE] What kind of vodka?
I hate it when I don't see anymore posts in this thread. It's funnier than Lmao.
Long distance sucks. Cause now, not only do I worry about hurricanes that hit Florida, but I also worry about hurricanes that miss Florida and hit New England. Same shit happened last year
I never thought I'd be asking this but what are some good date ideas for being poor? I literally have 15 bucks and I've never really had a money issue before (not that I'm spoiled I've just always had a stable job before)
maybe take homemade food on a picnic to a park or something? here's a great site if you're willing to spend a little money on food: [url]http://budgetbytes.blogspot.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=JohanGS;38237269]What kind of vodka?[/QUOTE] The kind that gets you laid.
probably smirnoff
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;38239992]I never thought I'd be asking this but what are some good date ideas for being poor? I literally have 15 bucks and I've never really had a money issue before (not that I'm spoiled I've just always had a stable job before)[/QUOTE] Usually when i dont have a car available or too much spare cash i build anticipation... Last date i had i told her its a place special to me and made a cool story about when we got there. We had fun and it didnt require me spending a dime.
Is there a certain way to kiss a girl? I had my first kiss a couple weeks ago and I kind of just went with it. This wasn't just a peck though, there was tongue and everything :v:.
[QUOTE=deadshot;38243216]Is there a certain way to kiss a girl? I had my first kiss a couple weeks ago and I kind of just went with it. This wasn't just a peck though, there was tongue and everything :v:.[/QUOTE] lots of licking in the eye region
Lick her eyes, they go nuts [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] ninja
[QUOTE=deadshot;38243216]Is there a certain way to kiss a girl? I had my first kiss a couple weeks ago and I kind of just went with it. This wasn't just a peck though, there was tongue and everything :v:.[/QUOTE] to be honest when i first was like making out with girls i took a basis from movies. Then after a while you kinda get use to it.
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