• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV
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[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;38579778]Whoops. Sorry! [sp] It's the Canadian thing to do![/sp][/QUOTE] Haha, Sweden is a nice place, must agree. Me and her have been texting lately and we're definitely into each other. I have no idea where this will take me, but I'm liking it. :v: Also talked with my mom and she's happy for me, but still sad of the mere prospect of me not coming home this summer. I told her that nothing is set in stone and I still love her a ton.
My girlfriend just gave me a huge confidence boost today, I managed to make her orgasm twice in 13 mins, which she thought was impressive yay
Had the most amazing day today, finally found someone who likes me back and after being in town with a lot of friends we left them except for one and hanged out cuddling and such at the hostel our friend who stayed with us lives in, watching tv and she was being all adorable!:3 When it was time to part ways we hugged and I kissed her just as she was getting on her bus, twice!
[QUOTE=Vacuum;38580144]My girlfriend just gave me a huge confidence boost today, I managed to make her orgasm twice in 13 mins, which she thought was impressive yay[/QUOTE] Oh god this post and your username
[QUOTE=Vacuum;38580144]My girlfriend just gave me a huge confidence boost today, I managed to make her orgasm twice in 13 mins, which she thought was impressive yay[/QUOTE] my best is five times in <30 minutes
I guess I had it good, my GF would usually cum at least once, usually/often twice a session. And I doubt I'm that good, so I guess I'm going to take a huge knock to my self confidence with the next :v:
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38582897]take a gander at these sexual gods[/QUOTE] i cant my eyes are too weak for their incredible figures
if there's no whipping or candle wax where's the fun i don't understand
tpain, are you really into BDSM? I don't find it kinky at all. Dripping hot wax on my SO? I'll pass. Sex isn't fun if it's painful, at least to me it isn't :v:
what i wrote was a joke, but it depends on the time and location heheh [editline]24th November 2012[/editline] think of pain as something akin to spiciness in food
[QUOTE=NickFury666;38582610]my best is five times in <30 minutes[/QUOTE] If we are sharing bests than my best is 5+ times. She said she lost count after. Every other time we have sex it's at lest 2 or 3 times. I guess it helps when you're on the larger size. And people say size doesn't matter. It makes you feel good :) [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Yahnich;38582897]take a gander at these sexual gods[/QUOTE] ty ty
[QUOTE=thisispain;38583231]think of pain as something akin to spiciness in food[/QUOTE] That's a pretty awesome way of thinking about it. Kind of mind-blowing. [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Badballer;38583250]If we are sharing bests than my best is 5+ times. She said she lost count after. Every other time we have sex it's at lest 2 or 3 times. I guess it helps when you're on the larger size. And people say size doesn't matter. It makes you feel good :) [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] ty ty[/QUOTE] Size doesn't matter, I got a needle dick and I can make girls cum buckets (only joking, I'm hung like a donkey [okay maybe not that much])
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;38582832]Share your secrets.[/QUOTE] i licked her clit a bunch
How's that going? Meh I've never been interested in people lolz
[QUOTE=loopoo;38583383]That's a pretty awesome way of thinking about it. Kind of mind-blowing. [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] Size doesn't matter, I got a needle dick and I can make girls cum buckets (only joking, I'm hung like a donkey [okay maybe not that much])[/QUOTE] i'm hung like an average male and i mostly use my fingers.
wow pain : sex :: spice : food i am so baffled right now
[QUOTE=thisispain;38583231]think of pain as something akin to spiciness in food[/QUOTE] When I think spiciness in food, I think of a burning asshole. Your connection to painful sex just made this image worse. :\
[QUOTE=Zareox7;38584083]When I think spiciness in food, I think of a burning asshole. Your connection to painful sex just made this image worse. :\[/QUOTE] try eating spicy food that isn't made in a kitchen reminiscent of the toilet from trainspotting. its not supposed to be like that. i went and saw breaking dawn pt 2 with the girlfriend. it was [B]really[/B] funny watching the obviously hardcore twilight fans get thrown curveballs by the movie making fun of itself. she said she's had a thing for me for the past five years. well, at least i made a move eventually, i guess. i really like this girl. there's something different about her. trouble is i'm going to leave to the military after high school. i'm not going to do a combat role (most likely, unless i score a terrible terrible score on the ASVAB), but i probably won't get to see her often/ever for however long i stay in for. i don't want to have to hurt her when i leave, but i don't want to hurt her by not getting close. :(
So I let it all out with the girl I've been pining over for 3 years. I was pissed at the world, figured what the fuck, might as well Turns out? Last couple years, she saw me like that, but in recent months she's been falling for someone else so all this shit all this pain I've caused myself is my own fucking fault for being too much of a pussy to just tell her how I feel I legit do not think I've ever been more mad at a human being, and he just happens to be myself :suicide:
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;38584198]try eating spicy food that isn't made in a kitchen reminiscent of the toilet from trainspotting. its not supposed to be like that. i went and saw breaking dawn pt 2 with the girlfriend. it was [B]really[/B] funny watching the obviously hardcore twilight fans get thrown curveballs by the movie making fun of itself. she said she's had a thing for me for the past five years. well, at least i made a move eventually, i guess. i really like this girl. there's something different about her. trouble is i'm going to leave to the military after high school. i'm not going to do a combat role (most likely, unless i score a terrible terrible score on the ASVAB), but i probably won't get to see her often/ever for however long i stay in for. i don't want to have to hurt her when i leave, but i don't want to hurt her by not getting close. :([/QUOTE] What branch? [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] Also, as long as she's aware, let her make the decision to stay or not. Just make sure she knows of your plans
[QUOTE=Sardonus;38584199]So I let it all out with the girl I've been pining over for 3 years. I was pissed at the world, figured what the fuck, might as well Turns out? Last couple years, she saw me like that, but in recent months she's been falling for someone else so all this shit all this pain I've caused myself is my own fucking fault for being too much of a pussy to just tell her how I feel I legit do not think I've ever been more mad at a human being, and he just happens to be myself :suicide:[/QUOTE] Don't be. The same thing happened to me months ago were I let the feelings go after a year and told her. It didn't go so well. We fell out. But then, out of the blue, we start talking again. Now she's my girlfriend. Here's my advice: Never give up hope, but don't limit yourself to just your hope. Being single and exploring life is great. Not to mention, you've changed the landscape of how you guys feel about each other [U]drastically[/U] by telling her how you feel, a smart thing to do. She now has to deal with the fact that there are/were mutual feelings between you two, even if she's falling for another guy. If you want to seem like a viable option, you should try to run away from the potential of friendzone as fast as possible. Get your swag on, be attractive. In case of failure of recovery? Choose to either backburner your feelings, or tell them to go away. I've had to that with mine before, and it REALLY helps. And most importantly some advice for yourself, something that I learned. I told my girlfriend that I was sorry that we never got together a while ago because I was too nervous to ask her, that she was out of my leauge. She told me that she was actually much more nervous me and she would have been too awkward to have a relationship, and nothing really would have formed. We probably would have drifted apart if I told her how I feel. The decisions that you have made in the past have brought you where you are today, and where you will be tomorrow. Who knows, if you had gone for her in the beginning, things would have failed spectacularly, and your could have been relationship would have been gone in a month. You have something right now. And you can work with that. Good luck!
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;38584455]What branch? [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] Also, as long as she's aware, let her make the decision to stay or not. Just make sure she knows of your plans[/QUOTE] air force. i want to work in intelligence, or linguistic services. i told her today, and she seems ok with it, but i'm still worried about it
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;38584643]air force. i want to work in intelligence, or linguistic services. i told her today, and she seems ok with it, but i'm still worried about it[/QUOTE] I'm currently Human Resources in the Army, but I'm working on commissioning as a Signal officer. Intelligence is a hard job to get, especially in the AF. I wouldn't worry. Just keep living life as if nothing was changing, and if things don't work because of it, so be it. Roll with the punches. [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] Hell, see the post of my recent break-up. Sometimes it just doesn't work, but it's never a bad thing if it doesn't.
I decided to take her to the local park tomorrow to just hang out and talk about things. Hopefully all of my spaghetti will stay in my pockets! :v
OOH SPAGHETTI >.> Wait we talking about Culinary Arts NOW?!
[video=youtube;W_AvWJjuU-E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_AvWJjuU-E[/video]
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I just found out my girlfriend is Bisexual. Should I exploit this?
uh you shouldn't "exploit" anything or anyone [editline]25th November 2012[/editline] Bisexual doesn't mean polyamorous or "i'll sleep with anything that moves".
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;38586047]I just found out my girlfriend is Bisexual. Should I exploit this?[/QUOTE] Your not gonna get a three-some in all likelyness dumby. Bisexual doesn't auto translate to that.
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