• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV
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Three weeks since my break up and my mood has been continuously mellowing out. Less highs and less lows. But I'm still getting feelings of despair and it sucks. I'm trying to put this break up to a positive effect. Finally going to get a car and a job. Going to get a car now and pay back later. I have the money for insurance and registration already saved up. Got a few places in mind that I can apply to, one of which a friend of mine put in a recommendation for me. I figure if there's anything I can pull from my break up, it's to at least improve upon my life in the ways that she had issues with. The number one thing was that I never really had independence since I never had money and always had to share a vehicle with my brothers when it came to commuting to school or going anywhere. Plus, a job will keep me working and her off my mind. I figure this will work well in the long run, I'll be a happier person since I'll be working and have direction, plus money is always good. Maybe if she sees that I've changed she might want to try to get me back, if not, oh well I've produced a life that I'd be happy with.
I don't know if this is the right place to talk about this, but... you see, in my class the girls are pretty wild, there's this girl that lives the same way as my house, I live two streets from the metro, she lives next to the next station. I learned this on the same day I invited her to go home together. thing is, the Station was FUCKING CROWDED that day... so we had to find a way to enter the metro and don't die crushed with all the people so she went first and I followed inside. but it was so fucking crowded we didn't have any space at all, so she was next to the door and I was right behind her, and then when we reach the station some fucking fat guy almost crushed me to death, and with that I was pushed forward, resulting in a hump, and then she didn't say a thing for the rest of the trip. shit I felt like I was inside a eromanga or something. that escalated to her telling everyone at school that I have a big dick and about what happened and now everyone calls me Big Dick, writes 22,4 cm around my desk and stuff. (not my actual size, but whatevs makes em happy right) and now I walk around school laughing at the girls that turn their faces embarassed when looking at mine. TL;DR Ask cute girl to go home together because she lives the same way, crowded station, fat guy crushes me to death, I accidentaly humped her in the ass, she doesn't say anything, when I get to school the next day she told everyone that I had a big dick.
what alternate universe are you from where women make fun of you for being well endowed
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38716057]what alternate universe are you from where women make fun of you for being well endowed[/QUOTE] dude I just don't know, its not like making fun of me, more of like flirting with me, its really funny. too bad I'll change schools next year, so many fun things that could happen...
[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38715896]I don't know if this is the right place to talk about this, but... you see, in my class the girls are pretty wild, there's this girl that lives the same way as my house, I live two streets from the metro, she lives next to the next station. I learned this on the same day I invited her to go home together. thing is, the Station was FUCKING CROWDED that day... so we had to find a way to enter the metro and don't die crushed with all the people so she went first and I followed inside. but it was so fucking crowded we didn't have any space at all, so she was next to the door and I was right behind her, and then when we reach the station some fucking fat guy almost crushed me to death, and with that I was pushed forward, resulting in a hump, and then she didn't say a thing for the rest of the trip. shit I felt like I was inside a eromanga or something. that escalated to her telling everyone at school that I have a big dick and about what happened and now everyone calls me Big Dick, writes 22,4 cm around my desk and stuff. (not my actual size, but whatevs makes em happy right) and now I walk around school laughing at the girls that turn their faces embarassed when looking at mine. TL;DR Ask cute girl to go home together because she lives the same way, crowded station, fat guy crushes me to death, I accidentaly humped her in the ass, she doesn't say anything, when I get to school the next day she told everyone that I had a big dick.[/QUOTE] Take advantage of this opportunity! It doesn't matter if you have a big dick or not, now they want to get in your pants to find out.
[QUOTE=Zareox7;38716279]Take advantage of this opportunity! It doesn't matter if you have a big dick or not, now they want to get in your pants to find out.[/QUOTE] aye aye sir! gonna call her out before school's over. I have till this friday tho.
[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38715896] that escalated to her telling everyone at school that I have a big dick and about what happened and now everyone calls me Big Dick, writes 22,4 cm around my desk and stuff. (not my actual size, but whatevs makes em happy right) and now I walk around school laughing at the girls that turn their faces embarassed when looking at mine.[/QUOTE] life is so difficult for us were constantly looked down upon for our gifts from g-d
[QUOTE=thisispain;38716477]life is so difficult for us were constantly looked down upon for our gifts from g-d[/QUOTE] indeed, I fucking hate when someone says I have a talent for drawing, shit I trained half my life to get where I am.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38716615]everyone rating my previous post funny has read at least one eromanga and went: "heh, that's so true"[/QUOTE] No, it's funny.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38716615]everyone rating my previous post funny has read at least one eromanga and went: "heh, that's so true"[/QUOTE] You caught me V:v:V
Going over to my girlfriend's Friday night, and spending the weekend. Fun should ensue.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38716543]dovahkiin-senpai; it's too big!!!! this will never fit!! [editline]5th December 2012[/editline] KYAAAA~~[/QUOTE] heh, that's so true
So my GF is fine with me now and she's feeling slightly better after that debacle with her dad. But I noticed one thing in her nowadays, she's not really treating me well. I mean, I think about and miss her a lot of the time but she just doesn't. She said that to me btw. She's treating me like I'm an option not a priority, my best friend told me that if she continues to not appreciate me and treat me this way I should end it. But I still love her and I don't want to leave. Edit: Things aren't just the same anymore, we don't have late night calls anymore, she doesn't try to cheer me up when I get jealous or sad, she doesn't like me being all 'lovey dovey' etc and we don't talk much too.
So me and my girlfriend have sex a lot, and she's on birth control so she cant get as wet. We'll start and then she's not wet enough so I have to go back to foreplay, but then I lose my erection. I guess I need validation, is this because we do it a lot or is it just some weird psychological thing. Idk it's stressing me out, help?
Some girls just don't get as wet as others, everyone's different. Try buying some lubrication, I'm surprised you didn't think of that earlier.
me and my classmate are going to spend this weekend to talk out a lot of things, one of them definitely being future protection and et cetera and no, much to the spite of a moral compass we're probably not going to stop having our affair, sorry guys. [sp]i don't even understand why she's marrying the guy, she doesn't act like she really respects or puts him on any kind of pedestal. she doesn't (keyword)seem(/keyword) like she's some kind of behind-the-curtains manipulative bitch or something like that, so i don't get why he's even a fiance. i'd ask, but....[/sp]
[QUOTE=Zareox7;38715372]Three weeks since my break up and my mood has been continuously mellowing out. Less highs and less lows. But I'm still getting feelings of despair and it sucks. I'm trying to put this break up to a positive effect. Finally going to get a car and a job. Going to get a car now and pay back later. I have the money for insurance and registration already saved up. Got a few places in mind that I can apply to, one of which a friend of mine put in a recommendation for me. I figure if there's anything I can pull from my break up, it's to at least improve upon my life in the ways that she had issues with. The number one thing was that I never really had independence since I never had money and always had to share a vehicle with my brothers when it came to commuting to school or going anywhere. Plus, a job will keep me working and her off my mind. I figure this will work well in the long run, I'll be a happier person since I'll be working and have direction, plus money is always good. Maybe if she sees that I've changed she might want to try to get me back, if not, oh well I've produced a life that I'd be happy with.[/QUOTE] That's really good, with my last break up I turned my life around to keep her off my mind, I did loads of overtime at work. I mean working 7 days a week. and just after a month I got a massive promotion. Then when my ex found out I was making money she came crawling back. But I just bumped her off because I was on bigger things. What your doing is the right way to go for a break-up.
[QUOTE=brians bad;38712078]hey i live in a small town in california, looking for some unique date first date ideas. i want to make an impression any ideas? *first date[/QUOTE] Hi, fellow small town dude. Try classy dates unique for your area. In my town, it's something of a cultural phenomenon to do things like 'live in crushing poverty'. Maybe you could collect discarded beer cans from a trailer park for your first date?
[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38716080]dude I just don't know, its not like making fun of me, more of like flirting with me, its really funny. too bad I'll change schools next year, so many fun things that could happen...[/QUOTE] well then you have literally nothing to lose, chief. get to work.
So today, I got a blowjob for the first time. However, she went at it for a good 20-30 minutes, and I just couldn't shoot my load. Maybe I was just nervous? Does that happen?
[QUOTE=Variant;38734883]So today, I got a blowjob for the first time. However, she went at it for a good 20-30 minutes, and I just couldn't shoot my load. Maybe I was just nervous? Does that happen?[/QUOTE] Sometimes with blowjobs its just hard to get the right rhythm or whatever to make it work! You could have been nervous or it wasn't just right for it to work, ya know. She'll figure out how to make it work better over time I'm sure. Although still takes this long sometimes with my bf, but thats semi-intentional :v:
Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks for your input! @ Yahnich: Can do.
[QUOTE=Variant;38734883]So today, I got a blowjob for the first time. However, she went at it for a good 20-30 minutes, and I just couldn't shoot my load. Maybe I was just nervous? Does that happen?[/QUOTE] Took quite a while before blowjobs could make me finish. It's very different stimulation to sex and the lack of control makes it hard to relax enough to orgasm, I find. Don't worry about it.
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38722570]me and my classmate are going to spend this weekend to talk out a lot of things, one of them definitely being future protection and et cetera and no, much to the spite of a moral compass we're probably not going to stop having our affair, sorry guys. [sp]i don't even understand why she's marrying the guy, she doesn't act like she really respects or puts him on any kind of pedestal. she doesn't (keyword)seem(/keyword) like she's some kind of behind-the-curtains manipulative bitch or something like that, so i don't get why he's even a fiance. i'd ask, but....[/sp][/QUOTE] well, whatever is more confortable for you, bro. just be prepared, you're probably her backup plan if she freaks out when they finally decide to marry. don't be that guy. 9 out of 10 she's just afraid of the commitment she's diving into, and she'll have to decide between you and the fiance one day. OR he might discover you two and shit's gonna turn into a soap opera.
[QUOTE=Variant;38734883]So today, I got a blowjob for the first time. However, she went at it for a good 20-30 minutes, and I just couldn't shoot my load. Maybe I was just nervous? Does that happen?[/QUOTE] blowjobs are kinda difficult to pull off the first few times
[QUOTE=Rhenae;38735009]Sometimes with blowjobs its just hard to get the right rhythm or whatever to make it work! You could have been nervous or it wasn't just right for it to work, ya know. She'll figure out how to make it work better over time I'm sure. Although still takes this long sometimes with my bf, but thats semi-intentional :v:[/QUOTE] Fuck, her jaw must hurt so much. 20-30 minutes is pretty long.
that must make your mouth pretty sore [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;38737071]Fuck, her throat must hurt so much. 20-30 minutes is pretty long.[/QUOTE] her throat???
Sorry I meant her jaws :v:
[QUOTE=junker|154;38737071]Fuck, her throat must hurt so much. 20-30 minutes is pretty long.[/QUOTE] i think you mean her jaw must hurt
I remember getting teeth once...*shudder* Was thinking "So this is what cheese feels like when it's grated..."
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