• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV
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[QUOTE=Variant;38734883]So today, I got a blowjob for the first time. However, she went at it for a good 20-30 minutes, and I just couldn't shoot my load. Maybe I was just nervous? Does that happen?[/QUOTE] My first was similar, but you get used to them pretty quick, and then it's alllll goooood. I love blowjobs ;-;
God fucking damn my gf is just sometimes so hard headed. I spent this entire week with her, and now she wants me to spend my weekend, The only time i get for my family- With her. She keeps getting worse and worse and i just want to ask for some alone time most the time now. It's not helping every time i bring it up she throws a fit about it. sheesh. I literally have no time for friends and if i don't do what she asks she cries about it until i do it. It's getting me all wound up especially since i have NO TIME WHATSOEVER FOR MY FUCKING FINALS AND STUDYING. I swear.
Any sex positions which are fun to do?
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38743081]Any sex positions which are fun to do?[/QUOTE] on top, doggy, and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcFWSExNJVk]normal[/url]
[QUOTE=Turnips5;38743161]on top, doggy, and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcFWSExNJVk]normal[/url][/QUOTE] Tried: Missionary Her on top Sitting Doggy Spoon 69 Now can't pick really decent ones because so far everything was too incompatible with us.
I somewhat dislike 69 a lot. You cannot fully enjoy getting a blowjob because you have to concentrate on giving oral pleasure to the girl. It's not that comfortable either.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38744031]Tried: Missionary Her on top Sitting Doggy Spoon 69 Now can't pick really decent ones because so far everything was too incompatible with us.[/QUOTE] check reddit there are also many websites that i would rather not link here that list different positions
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38743081]Any sex positions which are fun to do?[/QUOTE] no [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] there's no fun ones
My girlfriend currently masturbates with a leaky glowstick. I'm not happy with this and her mum doesn't know she masturbates. How can I ship a proper toy to her?
[QUOTE=Ereunity;38745767]My girlfriend currently masturbates with a [b]leaky glowstick.[/b] I'm not happy with this and her mum doesn't know she masturbates. How can I ship a proper toy to her?[/QUOTE] Excuse me?
[QUOTE=Ereunity;38745767]My girlfriend currently masturbates with a leaky glowstick. I'm not happy with this and [B]her mum doesn't know she masturbates[/B]. How can I ship a proper toy to her?[/QUOTE] I would think not? Why should she???? And leaky glowstick? Should I assume that is an exaggeration or...
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38722570]me and my classmate are going to spend this weekend to talk out a lot of things, one of them definitely being future protection and et cetera and no, much to the spite of a moral compass we're probably not going to stop having our affair, sorry guys. [sp]i don't even understand why she's marrying the guy, she doesn't act like she really respects or puts him on any kind of pedestal. she doesn't (keyword)seem(/keyword) like she's some kind of behind-the-curtains manipulative bitch or something like that, so i don't get why he's even a fiance. i'd ask, but....[/sp][/QUOTE] You're making an awful mistake. Anyone who betrays their own family for some old classmate or a friend or a random guy probably is a manipulative, animalistic, ass. Her fiance deserves to know the truth, and an apology, lest you be the subject of a Lifetime or Oxygen movie one day. There's nothing right or well about an affair and a majority of the time they don't end well (and when I mean that they do end well, I mean that you get left out and she repairs things with her fiance). Do what you want, since nothing can stop you unfortunately, but be wary as hell, be ready for the consequences, and don't think with your dick or ~your heart~, both of those lines of thought will work well to ostracize and make you seem like a dubious animal to others, one day. [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] You don't even have to have a moral compass to know that there isn't going to be any probable scenario where something good happens to you because of this.
I think the opportunity to get laid is presenting itself to him, and he's just taking it. I personally wouldn't do what he's doing, but to each his own.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;38746058]I would think not? Why should she???? And leaky glowstick? Should I assume that is an exaggeration or...[/QUOTE] Not an exaggeration. I tell her it's a silly thing to do, so I want to get her something proper to use instead.
[QUOTE=loopoo;38746333]I think the opportunity to get laid is presenting itself to him, and he's just taking it. I personally wouldn't do what he's doing, but to each his own.[/QUOTE] I'd like to think 'to each his own' stops where it starts screwing other people over whether they realize it or not, but what can I do about that?
[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;38746412]I'd like to think 'to each his own' stops where it starts screwing other people over whether they realize it or not, but what can I do about that?[/QUOTE] It sucks that the fiance is getting screwed over, but hopefully he'll realize that his "significant other" is a cheater and move on. Better to find out she has no morals [I]before[/I] you marry her, than finding out after you marry her. [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] And you can't really blame Pern. If he wasn't there, if it's her character, she'd just find someone else to fool around with.
[QUOTE=Ereunity;38746378]Not an exaggeration. I tell her it's a silly thing to do, so I want to get her something proper to use instead.[/QUOTE] Having something "proper" isnt exactly convenient when living at home. Leaky glowstick is a bad choice though lol
Rookie with another question. Are there trusted brands of condoms that a good amount of people swear by, or is it a trial and error thing? (meaning find one that you like by trying multiple kinds) I'm not sure about what I should be looking for in protection (size, brand, etc.) Carry on.
[QUOTE=loopoo;38746446]It sucks that the fiance is getting screwed over, but hopefully he'll realize that his "significant other" is a cheater and move on. Better to find out she has no morals [I]before[/I] you marry her, than finding out after you marry her. [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] And you can't really blame Pern. If he wasn't there, if it's her character, she'd just find someone else to fool around with.[/QUOTE] I guess I could feel a bit more forgiving, but you have to realize (not that you could have told before, though) that I'm the type of person (probably the only person) who'll start foaming at the mouth and become physically nauseous at really any bout of text that has the word 'adultery' or 'affair' or 'cheater' in it, hell, I've practically sworn to celibacy to avoid ever having to deal with someone unfaithful. Anyway, Pern should still have some integrity and tell the fiance that his to-be-wife has betrayed him if he ever feels like running the risk of breaking up with the woman, or, even better, tell him regardless, but that's up to him.
[QUOTE=Ereunity;38745767]My girlfriend currently masturbates with a leaky glowstick. I'm not happy with this and her mum doesn't know she masturbates. How can I ship a proper toy to her?[/QUOTE] don't eat her out glowsticks taste terrible
The phenol in most glow sticks can cause burns and skin irritation, I once got some of the concoction on my hand and it hurt awfully. She shouldn't be using that at all.
[QUOTE=Ereunity;38745767]My girlfriend currently masturbates with a leaky glowstick. [/QUOTE] uhm they are irritants probably shouldn't do that lol dan savage recommends this site, [url]http://www.adameve.com[/url]. [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=U.S.S.R;38746538]hell, I've practically sworn to celibacy to avoid ever having to deal with someone unfaithful.[/QUOTE] well isn't that pleasant
That Adam and Eve website is pretty nifty.
doing christmas shopping m8?
[QUOTE=thisispain;38748658]well isn't that pleasant[/QUOTE] Why wouldn't it be?
[QUOTE=thisispain;38748790]doing christmas shopping m8?[/QUOTE] If I'd have known earlier! Single at the mo, but an egg would have been much appreciated by my ex. [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=U.S.S.R;38748796]Why wouldn't it be?[/QUOTE] Going through a life of celibacy because you're very worried someone you end up dating will be unfaithful to you is extreme.
silly loopoo you don't buy your groceries from there
[QUOTE=loopoo;38748812]Going through a life of celibacy because you're very worried someone you end up dating will be unfaithful to you is extreme.[/QUOTE] 'Ey, the most stress I have at any time is minimal, and the most worked up I get is about hearing of [i]other[/i] people getting fucked over by their husband or wife or boyfriend or girlfriend, and then having stupid internet arguments over it. It works well.
Influenza Type B. I feel so attractive as it stands, and now I'm walking around hacking my lungs out and dying inside. I'm bound to have someone for Christmas now! :I
[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;38748871]'Ey, the most stress I have at any time is minimal, and the most worked up I get is about hearing of [i]other[/i] people getting fucked over by their husband or wife or boyfriend or girlfriend, and then having stupid internet arguments over it. It works well.[/QUOTE] hey it's your choice but your justification is ridiculous.
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