• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV
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What should I be asking for from my girlfriend for christmas? Yeah, I'm late as shit, but I have been trying for AGES to come up with something that isn't boring like new earbuds or shirts or something like that, and I'm too stuck for words and it's killing me.
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[QUOTE=A Noobcake;38882448]What should I be asking for from my girlfriend for christmas? Yeah, I'm late as shit, but I have been trying for AGES to come up with something that isn't boring like new earbuds or shirts or something like that, and I'm too stuck for words and it's killing me.[/QUOTE] why are you asking us? we don't know you as well as you should if you don't want anything then just tell her that
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;38882448]What should I be asking for from my girlfriend for christmas? Yeah, I'm late as shit, but I have been trying for AGES to come up with something that isn't boring like new earbuds or shirts or something like that, and I'm too stuck for words and it's killing me.[/QUOTE] Ok, so you can't think of anything you actually desperately want, how about you do something a bit different from it. How about you ask her to make/do something shes good at for you? My girlfriend makes some really good food, if there was nothing else I could think of I'd ask her if she could make me a pizza (something she does incredibly well) dress it up nicely and not only will you end up with something more personal than just <generic gift object> you'll probably make her day in the process.
[QUOTE=metallics;38883285]Ok, so you can't think of anything you actually desperately want, how about you do something a bit different from it. How about you ask her to make/do something shes good at for you? My girlfriend makes some really good food, if there was nothing else I could think of I'd ask her if she could make me a pizza (something she does incredibly well) dress it up nicely and not only will you end up with something more personal than just <generic gift object> you'll probably make her day in the process.[/QUOTE] yes ask your girlfriend to do chores for you as women should
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;38883543]yes ask your girlfriend to do chores for you as women should[/QUOTE] he said asking her to do something she's good at, i'm pretty sure he implied something she enjoys doing. it can be an ego boost for someone to be reminded of what they're talented at. [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] why do i actually have to explain how asking someone to do something nice for you when they've offered to do something nice for you isn't sexist
i guess it did sound like i was calling it sexist but thats not what i meant i meant it just seemed like a really weird gift in general, i know i wouldnt exactly love getting a gift saying "please do this for me i know you like doing it"
gifts don't have to cost money. doing something like cooking dinner for someone for their birthday is pretty common honestly i like metallics's idea a lot, if someone asked me to do something i was good at as a gift to them it'd be a huge confidence boost for me [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] also he meant that she wanted to give him a gift and he wanted to know what to ask her to get him, not making her do chores as a gift to her
oh i thought he meant his gift to her was her doing something for him
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;38885456]oh i thought he meant his gift to her was her doing something for him[/QUOTE] Expectations are the best gift to give people
So my tissue/chocolate plan was of some success, she wasn't scared off by the chocolate or anything like I'd thought [i]might[/i] happen. She's opted to get me a Bible for Christmas,
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;38885935]So my tissue/chocolate plan was of some success, she wasn't scared off by the chocolate or anything like I'd thought [I]might[/I] happen. She's opted to get me a Bible for Christmas,[/QUOTE] Alert Alert
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;38885456]oh i thought he meant his gift to her was her doing something for him[/QUOTE] right
[quote=killerteacup]Alert Alert[/quote] What? As an atheist I take a great deal of humor in the irony, it might even be a good read.
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;38886163]What? As an atheist I take a great deal of humor in the irony, it might even be a good read.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDS_YABbh6w[/media]
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;38886163]What? As an atheist I take a great deal of humor in the irony, it might even be a good read.[/QUOTE] More alerts spring from this statement, not less
Sorry but I can't hold this in anymore, and I don't have anyone to talk with for the moment. So today my old college invited me back to their christmas show, to sing a song with the school choir. Long story short, they needed backup, and during my time at the school I was one of the few who actually did my shit properly. So I arrived at about 1:30 PM yesterday (tuesday), and chatted with old pals, catched up with my old teachers and so forth. We practiced the song I was joining for at 3 PM and then I had some pizza, then back to the concert hall. Since I was just going to take part in the choir for the last song, I watched the whole thing from the front row, enjoying it quite alot as some good friends of mine were performing (this one guy called Otto has only played guitar for 3 years and is incredibly good. I look up to him alot and I've played for more than 15 years). It was all pretty standard stuff, nothing surprising, classic christmas songs. But I wasn't prepared at all for the second to last song. This girl walks up to the microphone. Average length, brown short-ish wavy hair, a simple maroon sweater and black stockings, along with black Converse. The prettiest little chin and the smoothest lips. Cutest nose. What fucking got me the most.. apart from being the only one daring to dress more or less "casually" and still looking better than the others who sported expensive dresses.. was her eyes. I know I know, it's the biggest cliche in the world. But it's not really like that. She had the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. They were, as it's called, "tired eyes". Dark rings under them. And just, filled with sorrow. I can't stress it enough, her eyes looked like they'd been worn from constantly staring at a light bulb for 5 months without a pause. And it was beautiful. She didn't crack a smile at any point during her song, not even when the audience was clapping and I was sitting with my jaw on the ground. And I think maybe that's what made me react so madly. She's not one of "them", constantly happy life-ignorant persons. Her eyes could be read like the most melancholic story one could ever have written. I was so caught up in her, that I forgot to join the choir for the last song. My brain just went into an odd loop. I couldn't stop watching her. I caught myself thinking about how it would feel to kiss her, to just peck my lips softly on her eyelids while holding her close and let her drift to sleep. I feel like a creep for being like this. But it's never happened to me before. I've never been this intrigued about someone. And I've never had thoughts like that about anyone, at all, after seeing someone for such a brief moment, that ended far too soon. What do I even do? I doubt she noticed me at all during the entire day, not even when we practiced the song I was hopping on for (well, I didn't notice her either by then, so who am I to blame). It's all making me just so incredibly sad. I should be feeling happy, but I'm just fucking sad. I know nothing will happen between us. I should probably just try asking her out but I've never done it in the past, it's always been the other way around for me, even in high school. She probably thinks nothing of me anyway. tl;dr this girl's eyes made me imagine myself actually being happy with someone equally as miserable as me
Hey guys. I am an Asian so I have a small penis down there. Recently sex has gone a bit stale between me and my girlfriend (a Caucasian). To be honest, all she and I do is, I get on top of her and just bash her on top. My size is a 3.8 to 4.5 inch in length and my girth is around 5.5 to 6.0 inches. I don't know if my girlfriend just accepted me for having a short one and other girls won't but I basically took the "it's the motion of the ocean not size" cliche and went with it. What she said quite stumped me. I recently got accepted into a few colleges in the States and I wish to take part in active socializing, partying and hook-ups. However do girls in the States look at it differently than where I am from (S. Korea)? If it's the "motion of the ocean" for many girls, what kind of motions should I try and do to fulfil girls and myself to have a great time.
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;38889573]Sorry but I can't hold this in anymore, and I don't have anyone to talk with for the moment. So today my old college invited me back to their christmas show, to sing a song with the school choir. Long story short, they needed backup, and during my time at the school I was one of the few who actually did my shit properly. So I arrived at about 1:30 PM yesterday (tuesday), and chatted with old pals, catched up with my old teachers and so forth. We practiced the song I was joining for at 3 PM and then I had some pizza, then back to the concert hall. Since I was just going to take part in the choir for the last song, I watched the whole thing from the front row, enjoying it quite alot as some good friends of mine were performing (this one guy called Otto has only played guitar for 3 years and is incredibly good. I look up to him alot and I've played for more than 15 years). It was all pretty standard stuff, nothing surprising, classic christmas songs. But I wasn't prepared at all for the second to last song. This girl walks up to the microphone. Average length, brown short-ish wavy hair, a simple maroon sweater and black stockings, along with black Converse. The prettiest little chin and the smoothest lips. Cutest nose. What fucking got me the most.. apart from being the only one daring to dress more or less "casually" and still looking better than the others who sported expensive dresses.. was her eyes. I know I know, it's the biggest cliche in the world. But it's not really like that. She had the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. They were, as it's called, "tired eyes". Dark rings under them. And just, filled with sorrow. I can't stress it enough, her eyes looked like they'd been worn from constantly staring at a light bulb for 5 months without a pause. And it was beautiful. She didn't crack a smile at any point during her song, not even when the audience was clapping and I was sitting with my jaw on the ground. And I think maybe that's what made me react so madly. She's not one of "them", constantly happy life-ignorant persons. Her eyes could be read like the most melancholic story one could ever have written. I was so caught up in her, that I forgot to join the choir for the last song. My brain just went into an odd loop. I couldn't stop watching her. I caught myself thinking about how it would feel to kiss her, to just peck my lips softly on her eyelids while holding her close and let her drift to sleep. I feel like a creep for being like this. But it's never happened to me before. I've never been this intrigued about someone. And I've never had thoughts like that about anyone, at all, after seeing someone for such a brief moment, that ended far too soon. What do I even do? I doubt she noticed me at all during the entire day, not even when we practiced the song I was hopping on for (well, I didn't notice her either by then, so who am I to blame). It's all making me just so incredibly sad. I should be feeling happy, but I'm just fucking sad. I know nothing will happen between us. I should probably just try asking her out but I've never done it in the past, it's always been the other way around for me, even in high school. She probably thinks nothing of me anyway. tl;dr this girl's eyes made me imagine myself actually being happy with someone equally as miserable as me[/QUOTE] That was a good read. Mate, I admit I have never felt anything like that, but you should definitely ask her out. Missing something that excites you so much is really bad. Ask around, get her name. I am sure you can do it!
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;38889573]Sorry but I can't hold this in anymore, and I don't have anyone to talk with for the moment. So today my old college invited me back to their christmas show, to sing a song with the school choir. Long story short, they needed backup, and during my time at the school I was one of the few who actually did my shit properly. So I arrived at about 1:30 PM yesterday (tuesday), and chatted with old pals, catched up with my old teachers and so forth. We practiced the song I was joining for at 3 PM and then I had some pizza, then back to the concert hall. Since I was just going to take part in the choir for the last song, I watched the whole thing from the front row, enjoying it quite alot as some good friends of mine were performing (this one guy called Otto has only played guitar for 3 years and is incredibly good. I look up to him alot and I've played for more than 15 years). It was all pretty standard stuff, nothing surprising, classic christmas songs. But I wasn't prepared at all for the second to last song. This girl walks up to the microphone. Average length, brown short-ish wavy hair, a simple maroon sweater and black stockings, along with black Converse. The prettiest little chin and the smoothest lips. Cutest nose. What fucking got me the most.. apart from being the only one daring to dress more or less "casually" and still looking better than the others who sported expensive dresses.. was her eyes. I know I know, it's the biggest cliche in the world. But it's not really like that. She had the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. They were, as it's called, "tired eyes". Dark rings under them. And just, filled with sorrow. I can't stress it enough, her eyes looked like they'd been worn from constantly staring at a light bulb for 5 months without a pause. And it was beautiful. She didn't crack a smile at any point during her song, not even when the audience was clapping and I was sitting with my jaw on the ground. And I think maybe that's what made me react so madly. She's not one of "them", constantly happy life-ignorant persons. Her eyes could be read like the most melancholic story one could ever have written. I was so caught up in her, that I forgot to join the choir for the last song. My brain just went into an odd loop. I couldn't stop watching her. I caught myself thinking about how it would feel to kiss her, to just peck my lips softly on her eyelids while holding her close and let her drift to sleep. I feel like a creep for being like this. But it's never happened to me before. I've never been this intrigued about someone. And I've never had thoughts like that about anyone, at all, after seeing someone for such a brief moment, that ended far too soon. What do I even do? I doubt she noticed me at all during the entire day, not even when we practiced the song I was hopping on for (well, I didn't notice her either by then, so who am I to blame). It's all making me just so incredibly sad. I should be feeling happy, but I'm just fucking sad. I know nothing will happen between us. I should probably just try asking her out but I've never done it in the past, it's always been the other way around for me, even in high school. She probably thinks nothing of me anyway. tl;dr this girl's eyes made me imagine myself actually being happy with someone equally as miserable as me[/QUOTE] It's amazing what a girl's eyes can do to a man's psyche.
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;38890181]Hey guys. I am an Asian so I have a small penis down there. Recently sex has gone a bit stale between me and my girlfriend (a Caucasian). To be honest, all she and I do is, I get on top of her and just bash her on top. My size is a 3.8 to 4.5 inch in length and my girth is around 5.5 to 6.0 inches. I don't know if my girlfriend just accepted me for having a short one and other girls won't but I basically took the "it's the motion of the ocean not size" cliche and went with it. What she said quite stumped me. I recently got accepted into a few colleges in the States and I wish to take part in active socializing, partying and hook-ups. However do girls in the States look at it differently than where I am from (S. Korea)? If it's the "motion of the ocean" for many girls, what kind of motions should I try and do to fulfil girls and myself to have a great time.[/QUOTE] I once talked to a girl from a nudist colony. She is used to 25-30 cm dicks. But about boyfriends she said that the most important thing is the personality and all. She said the guy can always use his fingers and whatnot.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38890687]It's amazing what a girl's eyes can do to a man's psyche.[/QUOTE] My ex would get this look on her face whenever I'd do something she thought was cute (whilst I was totally unaware of it). I'd look over and be stunned by how amazing her eyes were. Definitely gives you a swagger in your step for the rest of the day :v:
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;38889573]Sorry but I can't hold this in anymore, and I don't have anyone to talk with for the moment. So today my old college invited me back to their christmas show, to sing a song with the school choir. Long story short, they needed backup, and during my time at the school I was one of the few who actually did my shit properly. So I arrived at about 1:30 PM yesterday (tuesday), and chatted with old pals, catched up with my old teachers and so forth. We practiced the song I was joining for at 3 PM and then I had some pizza, then back to the concert hall. Since I was just going to take part in the choir for the last song, I watched the whole thing from the front row, enjoying it quite alot as some good friends of mine were performing (this one guy called Otto has only played guitar for 3 years and is incredibly good. I look up to him alot and I've played for more than 15 years). It was all pretty standard stuff, nothing surprising, classic christmas songs. But I wasn't prepared at all for the second to last song. This girl walks up to the microphone. Average length, brown short-ish wavy hair, a simple maroon sweater and black stockings, along with black Converse. The prettiest little chin and the smoothest lips. Cutest nose. What fucking got me the most.. apart from being the only one daring to dress more or less "casually" and still looking better than the others who sported expensive dresses.. was her eyes. I know I know, it's the biggest cliche in the world. But it's not really like that. She had the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. They were, as it's called, "tired eyes". Dark rings under them. And just, filled with sorrow. I can't stress it enough, her eyes looked like they'd been worn from constantly staring at a light bulb for 5 months without a pause. And it was beautiful. She didn't crack a smile at any point during her song, not even when the audience was clapping and I was sitting with my jaw on the ground. And I think maybe that's what made me react so madly. She's not one of "them", constantly happy life-ignorant persons. Her eyes could be read like the most melancholic story one could ever have written. I was so caught up in her, that I forgot to join the choir for the last song. My brain just went into an odd loop. I couldn't stop watching her. I caught myself thinking about how it would feel to kiss her, to just peck my lips softly on her eyelids while holding her close and let her drift to sleep. I feel like a creep for being like this. But it's never happened to me before. I've never been this intrigued about someone. And I've never had thoughts like that about anyone, at all, after seeing someone for such a brief moment, that ended far too soon. What do I even do? I doubt she noticed me at all during the entire day, not even when we practiced the song I was hopping on for (well, I didn't notice her either by then, so who am I to blame). It's all making me just so incredibly sad. I should be feeling happy, but I'm just fucking sad. I know nothing will happen between us. I should probably just try asking her out but I've never done it in the past, it's always been the other way around for me, even in high school. She probably thinks nothing of me anyway. tl;dr this girl's eyes made me imagine myself actually being happy with someone equally as miserable as me[/QUOTE] Dude, don't waste time talking to us, start trying to get her! Ask around and find out where she hangs out, go there, and meet her! Also, your post was incredibly well written.
Thanks for complimenting my writing, I still feel kinda shaky about my english as it isn't my first language. Anyways, update incoming. I asked around and I found out her name. She knows a few younger friends of mine so I just took a shot and added her on Facebook. She accepted, and a bit later I popped open the chat window. She was offline. It calmed my nerves quite a bit, because that meant I could take my time and write carefully without worrying about instant replies. Halfway through my message, she suddenly was online. And I erased everything. It took me three hours to try again. I sat down with my computer again and clicked her name, opening the chat. She was still online. I realized I should just go for it, instead of making her wonder why the hell some random idiot added her. It took quite some time to come up with something that sounded casual enough, but still not too passive. In the end, I sent her this; [quote]Me: Hey! Hope everything's good! I was at the concert last night, and I'm not kidding when I say you blew it out of the water. You were damn good, and really really cute.[/quote] I wasn't sure if I should have added the whole "cute" thing. But I want to be mature, and just let her know everything I was feeling. A compliment is always a compliment. As soon as I hit enter, I had to leave my computer for a bit, have a glass of water and a cigarette. I guess I just wanted to wait before I saw her response. When I came back, fifteen minutes later, she still hadn't responded. I was getting kind of afraid at this point. She had seen my message, but hadn't yet answered it. All kind of thoughts was racing through my mind. She probably saw my profile picture and immediately felt, "nah". She was probably creeped out from my message. She probably hates me already. I blanked out similarly to how I did at the concert. I didn't feel or think anything for a good five minutes. Until I heard the chat bleep. [quote]Her: Hey! Haha thank you so much, I was really nervous!![/quote] I let out a sigh of relief, and got filled with an angst-ridden happiness. I said; [quote]Me: Haha wow, really? I couldn't tell, it was pretty fantastic if you ask me![/quote] (Pretty fantastic? It was the most wonderful thing I've ever seen.) I felt like I had the ball rolling. All my fears of rejects was blown out the window. She's actually writing to me, and with a positive attitude too! I realized I was kind of bouncing in my chair out of joy, when I noticed my chair squeeking. [quote]Her: Aww, thank you, that's so kind.[/quote] My social awkwardness kicked in and I didn't know what to say. I was struggling in my brain for what felt like forever trying to come up with something. In reality, only one minute had passed. [quote]Her: Hey.. you were the guy on guest vocals with *local band* last year, wearing a horse mask, right?[/quote] Wow. She actually did know who I am. And apparently recognized me without my horse mask! [quote]Me: Oh wow, yeah, that was totally me! It was kind of awkward, I was supposed to be on stage for just the last song, but they pulled me up after the first song. That's why I kind of just.. waddled around for an eternity, taking up all of their space! Kind of unneccessary, heh![/quote] See what happened? I just dropped all my insecurities down the deepest hole, not to be found by anyone. I manned the fuck up. Her next response literally made me burst into joyfilled giggles. [quote]Unneccessary? Thanks to you that band was the freaking HIGHLIGHT of the night! It was so hilarious, I even filmed it as soon as you got up on stage![/quote] Awwwww yeah. I've already made a good impression on her it seems. From that point, we started talking about more music. She's apparently a fan of my own band (we played the same night I did guest vocals with the horse mask). And she's uploading the video when she finds her memory card. She then said she had to leave because she had to pack and do some cleaning. "But we'll talk later, alright? Bye for now!". I'm thinking about asking her out for a coffee or something. Going on dates isn't really a thing in Sweden, but I bet I could pull it off. Just get some coffee, discuss more music, plans etc. At the same time I'm still so insecure. I'm happy, I feel like we got along well, but I'm still insecure. Will update when more stuff happens. tl;dr went well
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;38896300]Thanks for complimenting my writing, I still feel kinda shaky about my english as it isn't my first language. Anyways, update incoming. I asked around and I found out her name. She knows a few younger friends of mine so I just took a shot and added her on Facebook. She accepted, and a bit later I popped open the chat window. She was offline. It calmed my nerves quite a bit, because that meant I could take my time and write carefully without worrying about instant replies. Halfway through my message, she suddenly was online. And I erased everything. It took me three hours to try again. I sat down with my computer again and clicked her name, opening the chat. She was still online. I realized I should just go for it, instead of making her wonder why the hell some random idiot added her. It took quite some time to come up with something that sounded casual enough, but still not too passive. In the end, I sent her this; I wasn't sure if I should have added the whole "cute" thing. But I want to be mature, and just let her know everything I was feeling. A compliment is always a compliment. As soon as I hit enter, I had to leave my computer for a bit, have a glass of water and a cigarette. I guess I just wanted to wait before I saw her response. When I came back, fifteen minutes later, she still hadn't responded. I was getting kind of afraid at this point. She had seen my message, but hadn't yet answered it. All kind of thoughts was racing through my mind. She probably saw my profile picture and immediately felt, "nah". She was probably creeped out from my message. She probably hates me already. I blanked out similarly to how I did at the concert. I didn't feel or think anything for a good five minutes. Until I heard the chat bleep. I let out a sigh of relief, and got filled with an angst-ridden happiness. I said; (Pretty fantastic? It was the most wonderful thing I've ever seen.) I felt like I had the ball rolling. All my fears of rejects was blown out the window. She's actually writing to me, and with a positive attitude too! I realized I was kind of bouncing in my chair out of joy, when I noticed my chair squeeking. My social awkwardness kicked in and I didn't know what to say. I was struggling in my brain for what felt like forever trying to come up with something. In reality, only one minute had passed. Wow. She actually did know who I am. And apparently recognized me without my horse mask! See what happened? I just dropped all my insecurities down the deepest hole, not to be found by anyone. I manned the fuck up. Her next response literally made me burst into joyfilled giggles. Awwwww yeah. I've already made a good impression on her it seems. From that point, we started talking about more music. She's apparently a fan of my own band (we played the same night I did guest vocals with the horse mask). And she's uploading the video when she finds her memory card. She then said she had to leave because she had to pack and do some cleaning. "But we'll talk later, alright? Bye for now!". I'm thinking about asking her out for a coffee or something. Going on dates isn't really a thing in Sweden, but I bet I could pull it off. Just get some coffee, discuss more music, plans etc. At the same time I'm still so insecure. I'm happy, I feel like we got along well, but I'm still insecure. Will update when more stuff happens. tl;dr went well[/QUOTE] Best winnder of 2012
finally finished packing, bf flies in tomorrow. we're taking my car and driving back together. all i've been able to think today is "omg less than 24 hours until i get laid"
Getting a woman into bed, when you are a long-haired strange metalhead, is like a long walk through the desert without water.
[QUOTE=TahHeX;38873525]I poured my heart out to this girl I've know for a while and really like. She gave me the "let's be friends treatment." Doesn't feel too good, I must say. How many girls turned you guys down before you got a yes? Just wondering how I'm doing compared to other people.[/QUOTE] I've never been turned down, but for that matter I usually don't bother asking them out unless it's a surefire thing. I've had about 5 GF's between 8th grade and now ( Junior year ) and I usually didn't bother to make things official until we were basically doing everything together. Basically I don't like to take risks, and while it's working so far I imagine once I'm done with schooling it'll be a lot harder to pick up any chicks.
I told a girl we needed to do a study sesh for our next History exam as we were expecting to fail our one today. She said.. "Agreed. You can sleep over" She wants the D right? It sucks, I need to find out. She constantly acts like she likes me dropping hints. We snuggle, tickle, and spoon. Yet she has a boyfriend a year older than me she constantly fights with. Its getting to the point I want to find out to know if I should stick with it or move on and start going at other girls...
[QUOTE=MadPro119;38898660]I told a girl we needed to do a study sesh for our next History exam as we were expecting to fail our one today. She said.. "Agreed. You can sleep over" She wants the D right? It sucks, I need to find out. She constantly acts like she likes me dropping hints. We snuggle, tickle, and spoon. Yet she has a boyfriend a year older than me she constantly fights with. Its getting to the point I want to find out to know if I should stick with it or move on and start going at other girls...[/QUOTE] Sounds like she doesn't want to take the initiative and break up with her boyfriend.
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