[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959360]i would of just had sex but i broke her[/QUOTE]
Both mentally and physically, I assume. By the sound of it your callous attitude probably did her in.
[QUOTE=plants;38959475]Stimulate her a bit before with foreplay. Some clit action always gets me wet, and you can just use your fingers if she's not into oral. But I can't speak for every girl, everyone's different.[/QUOTE]
foreplay can wait for when it isn't first thing in the morning, it's too much hassle
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38959495]is the answer guinness?
it's guinness isn't it[/QUOTE]
close, russian standard
havent we had it established for years, since joshdasmif first came to LA for advice that he's just a prick abusing women or did we forget that or something
his avatar just says cunt for christ's sake
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;38959506]havent we had it established for years, since joshdasmif first came to LA for advice that he's just a prick abusing women or did we forget that or something
his avatar just says cunt for christ's sake[/QUOTE]
i can get a statement saying she loves me, cause she does you know. me and her are very alike mentally
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959492]foreplay can wait for when it isn't first thing in the morning, it's too much hassle[/QUOTE]
Ok I thought the thread was being a bit harsh on you but now I'm officially convinced you don't deserve a girl.
[QUOTE=plants;38959519]Ok I thought the thread was being a bit harsh on you but now I'm officially convinced you don't deserve a girl.[/QUOTE]
she didn't mind..?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;38959525]please don't tell me she's 12 too[/QUOTE]
nah im not that good at getting women
/joke (i can too)
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959515]i can get a statement saying she loves me, cause she does you know. me and her are very alike mentally[/QUOTE]
there are millions of abused and taken-advantage-of women around the world who claim to love their boyfriends/husbands so a statement doesnt mean much
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;38959560]there are millions of abused and taken-advantage-of women around the world who claim to love their boyfriends/husbands so a statement doesnt mean much[/QUOTE]
you're saying i abuse her? that's ridiculous and actually the first time i've been offended here
her ex used to beat her up and i think he's a sick bastard
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959492]foreplay can wait for when it isn't first thing in the morning, it's too much hassle[/QUOTE]
~master lover~
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959570]you're saying i abuse her? that's ridiculous and actually the first time i've been offended here
her ex used to beat her up and i think he's a sick bastard[/QUOTE]
that's funny to me because you manage to offend everyone in the thread every time you post, so i guess we're still not even close to being even, but i'll keep trying!!
how exactly do i offend people?
fornicate yourself
I think we should all just stop this discussion. I mean, josh isn't the root of all evil. And now we're sort of blowing this all out of proportion.
You don't like when your girlfriend kisses you after a blowjob. Simple: don't let her give you one.
Sorry for this but i really need to let it out somewhere, here's my situation, im in this 3 year relationship, and now all the sudden she says she just want's to be friends, i responded that i would probably not be able to speak to her without feeling heartbroken, so now we are trying for a month to solve a relationship i have no idea what happened with, basicly i need her to fall in love with me again but i dont know how, or if i even want to, it all fucking confusing.
[QUOTE=loopoo;38959635]I think we should all just stop this discussion. I mean, josh isn't the root of all evil. And now we're sort of blowing this all out of proportion.
You don't like when your girlfriend kisses you after a blowjob. Simple: don't let her give you one.[/QUOTE]
fair do's easy solution i guess
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959631]how exactly do i offend people?[/QUOTE]
umm
lol can we get a mod to just remove him from the thread, at what point does this become trolling
[QUOTE=Vacuum;38958758]Um, me again, about issues with my now ex-girlfriend D:
I still feel like I have a chance, she said she needs a break at least, how do I go about it? I think just giving her space and not messaging her would be good, but wouldn't she just think I don't want to talk to her anymore? Also, there is one other guy she's chatting with, I'm afraid she might fall for him, arghh I don't know what to do[/QUOTE]
Anyone?
[QUOTE=zurf3r;38959642]Sorry for this but i really need to let it out somewhere, here's my situation, im in this 3 year relationship, and now all the sudden she says she just want's to be friends, i responded that i would probably not be able to speak to her without feeling heartbroken, so now we are trying for a month to solve a relationship i have no idea what happened with, basicly i need her to fall in love with me again but i dont know how, or if i even want to, it all fucking confusing.[/QUOTE]
I think it might be best to just let it go so you can both start moving on. Sometimes it just doesn't work. If you guys have communicated well and stuff it might just not be gonna work?
edit:
You can wait five seconds for a reply man.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38959478]haven't been in school for 2 years, had a few jobs and a lot of women. getting women in scotland is easy if you know how[/QUOTE]
sure u do lmao
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[QUOTE=locojaws;38959782]sure u do lmao
[img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/148645_4215347178715_1429586811_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
how did you find that!
Your semi unibrow must be pullin all da bitches
they are generally attracted towards my devilishly handsome curls in my hair
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;38960105]I remember you, you shit up this thread from time to time.
Pretty sure you're just a terrible person/or kidding.[/QUOTE]
i like to have a laugh but generally i am serious at first but you guys always turn it into a joke and i guess you laugh or you cry and i don't cry often
So, to raise the tone a bit. Who's spending Christmas with their Partner and what've you gifted them?
I, like a fool, got her presents delivered to my House at University, and it arrived after I've gone home. So she'll be getting belated presents, but a nice bunch of roses and a card will have to tide her over until then. I do feel quite bad about it though.
i bought my girlfriend a £10 top up, giving her my old phone cause hers is in poor shape and i booked a hotel for her and i on the 28th
I gave my gf an early gift of a knit red cloche hat. I won't be able to spend it with her though
I'm sewing him a blanket with some nice fleecey fabrics I picked out at a store round here. Learning how to sew while making it so hopefully this goes well. I wont get to see him till after christmas so I have time to make it after.
Thats all the details I can give for now since he wanders in this thread sometimes too, he already knows this much <3
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;38960094]they are generally attracted towards my devilishly handsome curls in my hair[/QUOTE]
tbh girls do love curly hair
I love blankets
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