My boyfriend and I were laying on the couch opposite each other. My best friend was on the computer. So I was horny that day and decided to play footsies w/his ding dong. I felt it getting hard. So I was like oh my friend is busy on the computer, she won't notice. So to entice him I slipped out one boob and played with it. My best friend was lookin straight at me. Saw my boob to. Ohwell. Just wanted to share this embarrassing , sexual story
[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38987135]My boyfriend and I were laying on the couch opposite each other. My best friend was on the computer. So I was horny that day and decided to play footsies w/his ding dong. I felt it getting hard. So I was like oh my friend is busy on the computer, she won't notice. So to entice him I slipped out one boob and played with it. My best friend was lookin straight at me. Saw my boob to. Ohwell. Just wanted to share this embarrassing , sexual story[/QUOTE]
and that's probably why you leave these stuffs for private times. unless that's the kind of stuff you're into, then your friends might feel really awkward to talk to you later. good thing it was your best friend tho. best friends are usually ok with these kind of stuff.
i sent my girl a poem since she's away for christmas;
roses are red, violets are blue
i'm using my hand - but thinking of you
What a charmer :v:
she liked it
ugh
i'm running out of break up songs
[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38987135]My boyfriend and I were laying on the couch opposite each other. My best friend was on the computer. So I was horny that day and decided to play footsies w/his ding dong. I felt it getting hard. So I was like oh my friend is busy on the computer, she won't notice. So to entice him I slipped out one boob and played with it. My best friend was lookin straight at me. Saw my boob to. Ohwell. Just wanted to share this embarrassing , sexual story[/QUOTE]
thats an obnoxious thing to do also youre lying
[QUOTE=thisispain;38988146]ugh
i'm running out of break up songs[/QUOTE]
Did you break up with your french girlfriend that sucks dude
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38988511]Did you break up with your french girlfriend that sucks dude[/QUOTE]
idk we were already pretty much broken up for a while, it's just the past days it's become super-serious
i'm pretty relieved about it tbh
still need more break-up songs, stereolab doesn't have enough of them
[editline]27th December 2012[/editline]
i feel like i should be saying or venting more but i dont have anything to say
Listen to more 90s slowcore like some low or something, I could live in hope is pretty sad times
and yeah if its not right anymore its not right anymore and sometimes that's really all that needs to be said about it
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38988598]Listen to more 90s slowcore[/QUOTE]
moon pix by cat power is just fucking wow
that woman was unbelievably sad
[editline]27th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38988598]
and yeah if its not right anymore its not right anymore and sometimes that's really all that needs to be said about it[/QUOTE]
yeah it feels really natural and that's whats so weird about it
idk why im posting this, i guess i'm looking for people to tell me it's not weird or something lol
I think there was a higher proportion of sad musicians in the 90s just in general its all so maudlin
Sounds like a good breakup tbh as far as breakups go
Like if you have to have a breakup you'd want it to feel normal and natural and not to feel like you're tearing out a part of yourself
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;38988174]thats an obnoxious thing to do also youre lying[/QUOTE]
wow what tipped you off was it the 'randomgirl' username or the two posts or the unbelievable story??
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38988654]
Sounds like a good breakup tbh as far as breakups go
Like if you have to have a breakup you'd want it to feel normal and natural and not to feel like you're tearing out a part of yourself[/QUOTE]
well i've never had one of these before, in the past it's just been a disaster involving crying and angry sadistic shit
but this time i don't really feel sad, more disappointed than sad
Maybe its a sign of grooooowing up
Man last breakup I had I flew off the chain and got super drunk for weeks and just was really sad
then all her friends stopped talking to her and now she sits around complaining about how she was persecuted after she cheated on me so I think I did pretty well out of it
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38988712]Maybe its a sign of grooooowing up
Man last breakup I had I flew off the chain and got super drunk for weeks and just was really sad
then all her friends stopped talking to her and now she sits around complaining about how she was persecuted after she cheated on me so I think I did pretty well out of it[/QUOTE]
lmao usually i do the same thing too which is why i guess i am growing up
weird
and that's good i guess? haha
But guys... if my first break up was calm and relatively well handles, and it was my first, does that mean mine are going to get WORSE with time? :v:
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;38985262]I tried doing that, but it hurt her for some reason, it killed the mood and we decided to cuddle and shit. No complaints there, though!
Although I feel so guilty whenever I cause her physical pain on accident, or anyone for that matter.[/QUOTE]
Man, I hated when I accidentally hurt my ex, felt so bad, usually severely wounded if not killed the mood. It was a shame too, she had a great ass in my opinion but she said doggystyle hurt her, oh well :v:
[QUOTE=thisispain;38988146]ugh
i'm running out of break up songs[/QUOTE]
Steel Panther, all day, every day.
[QUOTE=metallics;38988879]Steel Panther, all day, every day.[/QUOTE]
that's awful
top 10 break up songs for tpain:
1. rainbo conversation - stereolab
2. planetarium - squarepusher
3. metal heart - cat power
4. images, book 1, reflet - debussy
5. computer love - kraftwerk
6. candy says - velvet underground
7. there is a light that never goes out - the smiths
8. get innocuous! - lcd soundsystem
9. limit to your love - james blake
10. my war - black flag
dont take this seriously plz
how about no break up songs because thats the lamest thing ever
well i mean i'm not serious
none of those are even break-up songs
[editline]27th December 2012[/editline]
tho my war would be great if we were doing the high fidelity thing
I was about to say, get innocuous is happy as fuck
how is that possibly a sad song
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38989099]I was about to say, get innocuous is happy as fuck
how is that possibly a sad song[/QUOTE]
get innocuous is weird tho
even though it's got the kraftwerk copped bassline and the disco drums it's got a pretty sad undercurrent with that weird ending
lcd soundsystem is a fantastic fucking band
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38989106]lcd soundsystem is a fantastic fucking band[/QUOTE]
tbh they completely flew under my radar when they were around even though it was influenced by basically everything i like
i guess i didn't take losing my edge seriously because i didn't realize till recently how serious that song actually is
I never noticed he copied kraftwerk but it wouldn't surprise me
It's a really variable song which is why it's easily one of my favourite songs, I think, so upbeat but so sad at the same time
[QUOTE=killerteacup;38989129]I never noticed he copied kraftwerk but it wouldn't surprise me
It's a really variable song which is why it's easily one of my favourite songs, I think, so upbeat but so sad at the same time[/QUOTE]
yeah it's a really complex song, kind of like the best talking heads songs
i was retarded really for not getting lcd before
fuck this i shouldn't be feeling bad for myself, it's dumb
[QUOTE=thisispain;38989146]yeah it's a really complex song, kind of like the best talking heads songs
i was retarded really for not getting lcd before
fuck this i shouldn't be feeling bad for myself, it's dumb[/QUOTE]
It pretty much is. James Murphy is great but he does like to rip Talking heads quite a bit
Just get out there and ready to mingle again
sex discussion hmm
i encountered my first squirter last weekend after a great date night with her, it was pretty hot
[QUOTE=djshox;38989634]sex discussion hmm
i encountered my first squirter last weekend after a great date night with her, it was pretty hot[/QUOTE]
If she's a keeper, give her a waterproof bedsheet for her birthday :v:
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