Sex, Girlfriends and Shit IV - General

[QUOTE=Campin Carl;38991626]If she's a keeper, give her a waterproof bedsheet for her birthday :v:[/QUOTE] I laughed out loud at that. Well done Carl.

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38987640]and that's probably why you leave these stuffs for private times. unless that's the kind of stuff you're into, then your friends might feel really awkward to talk to you later. good thing it was your best friend tho. best friends are usually ok with these kind of stuff.[/QUOTE] We usually are private but we haven't seen each other for two months so we couldn't contain ourself. But my best friend is more perverted than me so it was kinda awkward but it doesn't Matter now [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;38988174]thats an obnoxious thing to do also youre lying[/QUOTE] I don't care it was my best friend. I saw her boob before and she tells me slutty stuff so it's whatever. And sure I'm lying if that's what you want.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38992692]I don't care it was my best friend. I saw her boob before and she tells me slutty stuff so it's whatever. And sure I'm lying if that's what you want.[/QUOTE] To set the scene, a picture of this said boob would really facilitate

[QUOTE=JohanGS;38993006]To set the scene, a picture of this said boob would really facilitate[/QUOTE] I agree wholeheartedly in this man's request for evidence.

does that qualify as a gimmick account?

[QUOTE=JohanGS;38993006]To set the scene, a picture of this said boob would really facilitate[/QUOTE] You can see boobs all over the Internet no need for me to show you

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38994902]You can see boobs all over the Internet no need for me to show you[/QUOTE] I want the real deal, honey

we need a staple to imagine the scene

tits or gtfo

what happened to this thread why am I laughing so much

It's the Christmas Spirit. We all drank a little too much of it.

[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38996532]It's the Christmas Spirit. We all drank a little too much of it.[/QUOTE] Tbh I haven't drank anything I just wanna see aforementioned boob

Show me some nice dicks and I will consider it. I don't like those skinny or short ones either. Taste of your medicine boys. Jk I don't wanna see that

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38996969]Show me some nice dicks and I will consider it. I don't like those skinny or short ones either. Taste of your medicine boys. Jk I don't wanna see that[/QUOTE] Then what do you want to see? [editline]28th December 2012[/editline] lol jk [editline]28th December 2012[/editline] implying that we would give you anything before we get them

What if they were saggy and full of stretch marks and i was obese? Any type of tits wouldn't matter?

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38997136]What if they were saggy and full of stretch marks and i was obese? Any type of tits wouldn't matter?[/QUOTE] Tits are tits, woman [editline]28th December 2012[/editline] (I do hope they are somewhat perky, but I won't tell you that) [editline]28th December 2012[/editline] WRONG CHAT OMG HOW DO I DELETE

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38996969]Show me some nice dicks and I will consider it. I don't like those skinny or short ones either. Taste of your medicine boys. Jk I don't wanna see that[/QUOTE] dam i had the camera out and everything. my dick looks like a brick made of meat but its my dick so im proud of it

Haha you guys are funny people. Alrite next topic! I will give you a female perspective on things.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38997603]Haha you guys are funny people. Alrite next topic! I will give you a female perspective on things.[/QUOTE] But we already have female perspective. I'd name them but I can't remember them all I'm sorry ladies.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;38997634]But we already have female perspective. I'd name them but I can't remember them all I'm sorry ladies.[/QUOTE] Well I give you another female perspective on things. But I will be the sexual perspective I don't wanna talk about sappy relationship stuff.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38997881]Well I give you another female perspective on things. But I will be the sexual perspective I don't wanna talk about sappy relationship stuff.[/QUOTE] It's an advice thread so i'm gonna throw you some stray advice. You sound like your trying to hard dude.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38997136]What if they were saggy and full of stretch marks and i was obese? Any type of tits wouldn't matter?[/QUOTE] yes this sure sounds like a female perspective and something that a real female would say on the internet

sounds like a very quality fe[b]male[/b] perspective

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;38997992]yes this sure sounds like a female perspective and something that a real female would say on the internet[/QUOTE] Lets be honest... I know a lot of girls who would say that on the web :v:

[QUOTE=Rhenae;38997911]It's an advice thread so i'm gonna throw you some stray advice. You sound like your trying to hard dude.[/QUOTE] It's not only an advice thread. And sure lets say I am trying too hard. I will give you advice: Don't give advice unless it's asked. "Dude" (if you are a guy) Shit All I wanna do is talk about sex without any trouble. Can't a girl do that? [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] What do I have to do to prove to you guys that i am a girl without showin my tits or vag online? Shit.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38998202]It's not only an advice thread. And sure lets say I am trying too hard. I will give you advice: Don't give advice unless it's asked. "Dude" (if you are a guy) Shit All I wanna do is talk about sex without any trouble. Can't a girl do that? [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] What do I have to do to prove to you guys that i am a girl without showin my tits or vag online? Shit.[/QUOTE] It's mainly just the gimmick/throwaway/alt account that has everyone crazy. You should use your main so everyone is less skeptical.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38998202]It's not only an advice thread. And sure lets say I am trying too hard. I will give you advice: Don't give advice unless it's asked. "Dude" (if you are a guy) Shit All I wanna do is talk about sex without any trouble. Can't a girl do that? [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] What do I have to do to prove to you guys that i am a girl without showin my tits or vag online? Shit.[/QUOTE] stop.

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38998202]What do I have to do to prove to you guys that i am a girl without showin my tits or vag online? Shit.[/QUOTE] mash your keyboard like you just saw a funny cat gif on tumblr this is like an inherent skill

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38998202]It's not only an advice thread. And sure lets say I am trying too hard. I will give you advice: Don't give advice unless it's asked. "Dude" (if you are a guy) Shit All I wanna do is talk about sex without any trouble. [B]Can't a girl do that?[/B] [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] What do I have to do to prove to you guys that i am a girl without showin my tits or vag online? Shit.[/QUOTE] Case in point. It shouldnt matter if you are a girl or not and your making a big deal of it. Most people find that irritating in a "look at me i'm a girl" sort of way. Like how you come in this thread and say "I'll give you a female perspective" like that is some special shit right there man. No one cares, continue as normal. Your just a normal person.

Alrite I'm attention seeking obnoxious cunt. Now what? Insult me some more?