[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39079959]Spaghetti's always a fun choice with some fancy bread on the side.[/QUOTE]
if I made spaghetti I'd need to wrap myself in cellophane as I am a messy fucker when eating spaghetti, even at the age of 20.
Be sure not to spill your spaghetti in front of her.
[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;39080322]Be sure not to spill your spaghetti in front of her.[/QUOTE]
this happened the first night I met her and spent the evening reciting hot fuzz quotes to her merely because she's from somerset.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39080549]sorry but i think you're dating a fire hydrant[/QUOTE]
Hey, who can blame me for being enthusiastic about finding the g-spot v:v:v
It's worth it but I'm running out of clean bedsheets, towels and matresses, and when you're at her parents house, flipping the matress for the fourth time wont really help...
I had a threesome with two friends on new years eve.
I told some friends in a Facebook group first, and they wanted me to illustrate every paragraph aswell, for laughs. Now you too can take part in my tale. Here goes nothing.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2PVWI.png[/img]
I hope this doesn't sound too porn-ish, because it actually was very porn-ish, so bear with me. For the sake of anonymity, let's call them Girl (hetero) and Gurrl (bi). So we got up to Girl's room, my best friend was downstairs sleeping on the sofa, being really bitter about them not wanting him to be in. Gurrl started undressing down to her underwear, and when she pulled off her bra she looked at me and said "do you think my nipples are too big?". I was fucking smashed and barely contained myself as I was staring at them for ten seconds, and managed to mutter out "no....". Girl undressed aswell, and laid on the bed to pull off her pants. Gurrl bent over with her butt towards me and asked if it was cute, to which I replied "hell yeah". She asked me to smack it. I did.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/S54k4.png[/img]
She pulled off her panties and then straddled Girl, and made out with her. I got stuck in spectator-mode for a while until they pulled me down in the bed aswell. Girl laid on her back while Gurrl started kissing her way down to her ladyparts, while I made out with Girl. As Gurrl went into full-on-no-mercy mode on Girl, I was sucking and kissing on Girl's tits, and gently pulling my nails on her neck and stomach and just overall. After a while I would say she came, she was screaming and clenching my right hand so hard I can still feel some pain in it today. After a while they switched places, Girl doing the deed on Gurrl and I kept going with the business I was doing on Gurrl before.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/l0Iyq.png[/img]
Girl was fumbling with my belt simultaneously and it took what felt like five minutes until she managed to rip it open, and unbutton and zip down everything. She started whacking me and we kept going like that for some minutes until Gurrl came aswell. After that came the best part of the night. They took turns blowing me. Totally porno, but amazing. While Gurrl was blowing me, Girl jacked me, and they took turns like that. I guess it was the alcohol that helped me hold back the impending explosion, and I'm gonna thank Koskenkorva for that.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wp3hl.png[/img]
Gurrl has a nexplanon rod, which was good, because I couldn't find my fucking condoms in my drunken state. She said it was alright, and she got on all fours, while Girl got on her back again. Gurrl went down on Girl, and I was doing Gurrl from behind. (Now that I think about it, I can't decide if the blowjob-part was the best part, or this was). This was incredibly, and we kept on doing it for so long, and I can't believe how I managed to contain myself, but again, thanked Koskenkorva. Girl wasn't on the pill or had a rod, so we teared out everything I had in my wallet. And sure enough, there it was. Gurrl rolled it on for me, and laid herself on her back and Girl laid ontop of her and made out. I was doing Girl from behind now. And it was so incredibly porn-ish I couldn't believe it. I felt myself nearing climax so I pulled the fuck out before it happened.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kmLm3.png[/img]
I went down on Gurrl for a while, and Girl laid next to us, watching and touching herself. I then went down on Girl, keeping one hand on (in?) Gurrl. It was all going great. I still couldn't believe it. Gurrl rolled me over on my back, took of my condom (unneccessary, but I didn't make the call) and straddled me, just.. going at it. I had one hand on Gurrls tits and one on Girls lovezone. I was definitely about to blow, but Gurrl wouldn't let me. She hopped off me just in time to let me get into cooldown. When everything was good again, she sucked my dick till I came and she swallowed everything. I thanked her by going down on her like I've never gone down on anyone before. I think she appreciated it. Then I went down on Girl while Gurrl fingered her and I do think she appreciated it aswell. We were all exhausted and me and Gurrl had a cigarette on the balcony, still nude, in the freezing cold. I think we might have scared a neighbour.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MNfsj.png[/img]
tl;dr fucked two close friends, we all regret nothing
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LjfDr.jpg[/IMG]
Way to go!
[QUOTE]Gurrl has a nexplanon rod, which was good, because I couldn't find my fucking condoms in my drunken state. [B]She said it was alright[/B],[/QUOTE]
A big red flashing light and a air raid siren should be going off at that point, other wise great story, threesomes are amazing.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39081252]A big red flashing light and a air raid siren should be going off at that point, other wise great story, threesomes are amazing.[/QUOTE]
Nexplanon rods are safe as fuck though. She even let me feel it for myself, because yes, a big red flashling light AND an air raid siren was going off.
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;39081266]Nexplanon rods are safe as fuck though. She even let me feel it for myself, because yes, a big red flashling light AND an air raid siren was going off.[/QUOTE]
Ahh sweet, if that cures stds [I]everyone[/I] should get Nexplanon rods.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;39081288]Ahh sweet, if that cures stds [I]everyone[/I] should get Nexplanon rods.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry dad.
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;39081396]Don't worry dad.[/QUOTE]
I don't really have a say in this v:v:v
In my threesome nobody used anything. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39081523]why is everyone having threesomes[/QUOTE]
Cause young and single back then.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39081523]why is everyone having threesomes[/QUOTE]
I once almost had a threesome.
I had my hands busy with this girl during new year and suddenly her friend breaks in the room "Ooops, I'm just picking up my jacket, I'll leave in a moment." and she kept staring at us during the process and we paused on the sex and stared back at her.
It was so confusing. When she left I though "Damn, I should have invited her in"
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39084040]I once almost had a threesome.
I had my hands busy with this girl during new year and suddenly her friend breaks in the room "Ooops, I'm just picking up my jacket, I'll leave in a moment." and she kept staring at us during the process and we paused on the sex and stared back at her.
It was so confusing. When she left I though "Damn, I should have invited her in"[/QUOTE]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;39081136]I had a threesome with two friends on new years eve.
I told some friends in a Facebook group first, and they wanted me to illustrate every paragraph aswell, for laughs. Now you too can take part in my tale. Here goes nothing.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2PVWI.png[/img]
I hope this doesn't sound too porn-ish, because it actually was very porn-ish, so bear with me. For the sake of anonymity, let's call them Girl (hetero) and Gurrl (bi). So we got up to Girl's room, my best friend was downstairs sleeping on the sofa, being really bitter about them not wanting him to be in. Gurrl started undressing down to her underwear, and when she pulled off her bra she looked at me and said "do you think my nipples are too big?". I was fucking smashed and barely contained myself as I was staring at them for ten seconds, and managed to mutter out "no....". Girl undressed aswell, and laid on the bed to pull off her pants. Gurrl bent over with her butt towards me and asked if it was cute, to which I replied "hell yeah". She asked me to smack it. I did.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/S54k4.png[/img]
She pulled off her panties and then straddled Girl, and made out with her. I got stuck in spectator-mode for a while until they pulled me down in the bed aswell. Girl laid on her back while Gurrl started kissing her way down to her ladyparts, while I made out with Girl. As Gurrl went into full-on-no-mercy mode on Girl, I was sucking and kissing on Girl's tits, and gently pulling my nails on her neck and stomach and just overall. After a while I would say she came, she was screaming and clenching my right hand so hard I can still feel some pain in it today. After a while they switched places, Girl doing the deed on Gurrl and I kept going with the business I was doing on Gurrl before.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/l0Iyq.png[/img]
Girl was fumbling with my belt simultaneously and it took what felt like five minutes until she managed to rip it open, and unbutton and zip down everything. She started whacking me and we kept going like that for some minutes until Gurrl came aswell. After that came the best part of the night. They took turns blowing me. Totally porno, but amazing. While Gurrl was blowing me, Girl jacked me, and they took turns like that. I guess it was the alcohol that helped me hold back the impending explosion, and I'm gonna thank Koskenkorva for that.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wp3hl.png[/img]
Gurrl has a nexplanon rod, which was good, because I couldn't find my fucking condoms in my drunken state. She said it was alright, and she got on all fours, while Girl got on her back again. Gurrl went down on Girl, and I was doing Gurrl from behind. (Now that I think about it, I can't decide if the blowjob-part was the best part, or this was). This was incredibly, and we kept on doing it for so long, and I can't believe how I managed to contain myself, but again, thanked Koskenkorva. Girl wasn't on the pill or had a rod, so we teared out everything I had in my wallet. And sure enough, there it was. Gurrl rolled it on for me, and laid herself on her back and Girl laid ontop of her and made out. I was doing Girl from behind now. And it was so incredibly porn-ish I couldn't believe it. I felt myself nearing climax so I pulled the fuck out before it happened.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kmLm3.png[/img]
I went down on Gurrl for a while, and Girl laid next to us, watching and touching herself. I then went down on Girl, keeping one hand on (in?) Gurrl. It was all going great. I still couldn't believe it. Gurrl rolled me over on my back, took of my condom (unneccessary, but I didn't make the call) and straddled me, just.. going at it. I had one hand on Gurrls tits and one on Girls lovezone. I was definitely about to blow, but Gurrl wouldn't let me. She hopped off me just in time to let me get into cooldown. When everything was good again, she sucked my dick till I came and she swallowed everything. I thanked her by going down on her like I've never gone down on anyone before. I think she appreciated it. Then I went down on Girl while Gurrl fingered her and I do think she appreciated it aswell. We were all exhausted and me and Gurrl had a cigarette on the balcony, still nude, in the freezing cold. I think we might have scared a neighbour.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MNfsj.png[/img]
tl;dr fucked two close friends, we all regret nothing[/QUOTE]
Love the M.s. paint pictures! They make the story.
Wow, the dinner went down a treat, thanks DJshox, she absolutely loved me teaching her how to cut up vegetables and how to nicely cook some chicken. Much love.
I know the statistics but I'm still paranoid about the pill failing...this is the first time I've been with somebody on it. This paranoia will eventually pass in time, right?
learned over some vodka that my bf has had a threesome
and sex in a library. still trying to figure that one out
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;39084574]Wow, the dinner went down a treat, thanks DJshox, she absolutely loved me teaching her how to cut up vegetables and how to nicely cook some chicken. Much love.[/QUOTE]
It's quite late I know but I came across this article from Simple PickUp.
[url]http://www.simplepickup.com/how-to/how-to-make-a-sexy-steak-with-tim-ferriss/[/url]
[QUOTE=Angry Pineapple;39085851]I know the statistics but I'm still paranoid about the pill failing...this is the first time I've been with somebody on it. This paranoia will eventually pass in time, right?[/QUOTE]
That or you get used to the paranoia as being wrong because you have the concept of" its worked so far!"
Well after a tad over a year, I think its time i get back in the saddle. Going out for coffee with a girl next wednesday.
EAT A DICK, EX, I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39087506]Well after a tad over a year, I think its time i get back in the saddle. Going out for coffee with a girl next wednesday.
EAT A DICK, EX, I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL.[/QUOTE]
She might actually be eating a dick
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;39086142]It's quite late I know but I came across this article from Simple PickUp.
[url]http://www.simplepickup.com/how-to/how-to-make-a-sexy-steak-with-tim-ferriss/[/url][/QUOTE]
idk why but the idea of cooking things just to feel up girls seems kind of funny and strange to me
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;39086142]It's quite late I know but I came across this article from Simple PickUp.
[url]http://www.simplepickup.com/how-to/how-to-make-a-sexy-steak-with-tim-ferriss/[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah I done the hip grabs while moving around the kitchen, helps having a narrow kitchen, had dinner then just sat on the sofa with a bottle of wine. Was a really lovely evening.
I've been dating my current gf (long distance) since April 1 of 2012. We've had some ups and some downs but mostly we were the happiest people around. I've always been a bit needy, but I pushed her away eventually in about November/October that it began to be really noticeable on my end - no good-mornings, short goodnights, etc. Well, after a few more weeks she was hunkering down for exams, studying 8 hours a day. During the 2 weeks she studied, we barely texted (she barely texted me back), I think we missed more than 5 skype dates and goodnight phonecalls. One night she cut our phone-call short, saying her mom didn't want her to be on the phone so late because it was costing a lot... earlier, her mom had mentioned she had free long-distance calling on her cellphone plan. Before she had used the excuse her phone was dying, but she was on facebook on her phone later on, when she claimed to be sleeping. In retaliation for all of this isolation and deception, I turned to texting another girl - an old friend of mine, and a huge slut. Within about 40 minutes I got her to send me some nudes, we talked about how much better she was at blowjobs than before, etc. I stayed up all night ranting about my gf and visually cheating on her. This is the most shameful thing I have done in my life - to that point, I had never once cheated on a girlfriend, and I'm still trying to rationalize that I did not, even though I know its a matter of opinion. Right after I sent her a text about the last little while and the next morning we started getting things on track having real heart to hearts. However, since then (a month ago, now) not much improvement has been made - I'm not sure it's even salvageable.
Today a girl I hadn't talked to in a long time, another old friend, an old crush and former one-night-stand (of 2 separate occasions), talked to me on facebook. I had thought of her in the last 9 or so months, and not always innocently. She said Hi to me, and my pulse raced. She remarked about a joke I made and said she thought I was cute - this gave me butterflies like I haven't got from my gf in months.
For a while, since this mess started when my gf found a nude picture on the photo-feed on my iPhone, (which she took back; had been an early xmas gift) which I then lied to her face about before she confronted me , there have been a lot of points where I thought we might just break up and that would be it. After the initial shock, which still hurts, I realized maybe being single and over wouldn't be such a bad thing. I'd save money on train tickets, I could smoke if I wanted to, I could go out drinking without her judgement (her parents had been serious drug addicts).
I know I love my girlfriend, but at the same time, I think it might be better for us both to move on - how can you even save a relationship where someone has done something, like what I've done?
She wants me to prove that I'm sorry and I love her, and I do too, but I haven't got a clue how. I don't think she could ever forgive me. I'm honestly ready to move on, but I know she isn't and if I do this to her now she will feel utterly abandoned and unloved in the world, and she will be damaged for a long time. Part of me wants to stay with her, because she is really a one-of-a-kind person, she knows me, we have already put 9 months into this, and I can't bear to hurt her.
Help, fp.
I think you should just move on, it doesn't seem like its working out.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;39089279]Yeah I done the hip grabs while moving around the kitchen, helps having a narrow kitchen, had dinner then just sat on the sofa with a bottle of wine. Was a really lovely evening.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you had an amazing time, I wish my girlfriend would like wine. It's a pleasure to drink a good wine with a good meal.
[QUOTE=junker|154;39089402]Sounds like you had an amazing time, I wish my girlfriend would like wine. It's a pleasure to drink a good wine with a good meal.[/QUOTE]
Really did thanks man, I think I got the right wine to go with chicken, it's white which compliments a nice chicken isn't it? :v:
Yup or with fish.
[QUOTE=junker|154;39089520]Yup or with fish.[/QUOTE]
Sweet I remembered, but yeah it was nice to just sit on the sofa, have a cuddle and just talk. Makes a change from previous relationships where everything would revolve around the sex..
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