Spent a week trying to get with this awesome norwegian girl and on her last night in Australia before she went home, I ended up in her bed next to her talking. I was about to make a move when my friend burst in, jumped on top of us and refused to leave.
He put his leg over her and was like 'does this make u awkward lol??!??' and she actually pretended to fall asleep because she was so embarassed...
After 10 mins of him being obnoxious I said we better leave so she could get some sleep.
Now she's gone to the other side of the world and my friend doesn't understand the magnitude of his cockblocking. I can't even believe it.
My friend broke the bro code, then took a steaming shit on it
[QUOTE=Platinumcs;39153523]Spent a week trying to get with this awesome norwegian girl and on her last night in Australia before she went home, I ended up in her bed next to her talking. I was about to make a move when my friend burst in, jumped on top of us and refused to leave.
He put his leg over her and was like 'does this make u awkward lol??!??' and she actually pretended to fall asleep because she was so embarassed...
After 10 mins of him being obnoxious I said we better leave so she could get some sleep.
Now she's gone to the other side of the world and my friend doesn't understand the magnitude of his cockblocking. I can't even believe it.
My friend broke the bro code, then took a steaming shit on it[/QUOTE]
what an asshole, did you consider him liking that girl too?
no one does that to the bro code and stays alive. get the pitchforks!
[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;39153567]what an asshole, did you consider him liking that girl too?
no one does that to the bro code and stays alive. get the pitchforks![/QUOTE]
He said that 'nothing woulda happened anyway' which at the time I kinda agreed with him because she hadn't exactly shown a lot of interest. But I talked to her on facebook today and she said 'i wish i had more time to get to know you too :)'
That smilie face means I was in, for sure
edit: it doesn't help that I have a thing for German/Swiss/Swedish/similar girls, and they are hard to find in outback Australia :(
[QUOTE=Platinumcs;39153523]Spent a week trying to get with this awesome norwegian girl and on her last night in Australia before she went home, I ended up in her bed next to her talking. I was about to make a move when my friend burst in, jumped on top of us and refused to leave.
He put his leg over her and was like 'does this make u awkward lol??!??' and she actually pretended to fall asleep because she was so embarassed...
After 10 mins of him being obnoxious I said we better leave so she could get some sleep.
Now she's gone to the other side of the world and my friend doesn't understand the magnitude of his cockblocking. I can't even believe it.
My friend broke the bro code, then took a steaming shit on it[/QUOTE]
Drive him to the woods without saying a word the entire time you're driving.
Park deep in the woods (or in Australia's case, the desert) and tell him in your coldest voice to get out of the car.
He may say "why? what's going on?" Don't reply, just get out of the car, he'll follow.
Open the trunk and take out your hunting riffle. Say you'll give him a 1 minute head start before the hunt begins.
He will go all "come on, you're joking right? right?" don't answer, at this point, load your rifle *catching* and turn the safety off.
If at this point he does not realize how grave his situation is and still thinks you're joking, point the riffle at his heat. REMEMBER - cold expression and not a word.
If still the imbecile does not realize he has to run, shoot him in the foot and tell him "you have 1 minute before the hunt begins"
Wait 1 minute.
Follow the blood trail and Hunt that cock sucking arse!
[QUOTE=Platinumcs;39153523]Spent a week trying to get with this awesome norwegian girl and on her last night in Australia before she went home, I ended up in her bed next to her talking. I was about to make a move when my friend burst in, jumped on top of us and refused to leave.
He put his leg over her and was like 'does this make u awkward lol??!??' and she actually pretended to fall asleep because she was so embarassed...
After 10 mins of him being obnoxious I said we better leave so she could get some sleep.
Now she's gone to the other side of the world and my friend doesn't understand the magnitude of his cockblocking. I can't even believe it.
My friend broke the bro code, then took a steaming shit on it[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a fucking douche anyway
why are you his friend
[QUOTE=Platinumcs;39153523]Spent a week trying to get with this awesome norwegian girl and on her last night in Australia before she went home, I ended up in her bed next to her talking. I was about to make a move when my friend burst in, jumped on top of us and refused to leave.
He put his leg over her and was like 'does this make u awkward lol??!??' and she actually pretended to fall asleep because she was so embarassed...
After 10 mins of him being obnoxious I said we better leave so she could get some sleep.
Now she's gone to the other side of the world and my friend doesn't understand the magnitude of his cockblocking. I can't even believe it.
My friend broke the bro code, then took a steaming shit on it[/QUOTE]
"YOU'RE ON THE SHITLIST UNTIL I GET LAID, GOT IT??"
So that outing was today.
I managed to somehow sleep ALL DAY yesterday, like 16 hours or some shit. The result was an absolutely fucked sleep schedule meaning I couldn't sleep for shit that night. Thank God my job hasn't started yet. Dad also has his new Pinewood Derby server demoing itself downstairs, and since its a re-purposed server-farm rackmount, it sounds like a damn vacuum cleaner. Actually gave me a headache. I set my alarm for 11 and laid down at 9 since it was at 1, and after stuffing shirts in the door to block that [I]fucking noise...[/I] I managed to fall asleep.
Woke up with the alarm screaming at 12.
Fuck.
Getting ready, gonna leave at 12:30, all things going smoothly, dressed, smell decent, know where keys and shit are, -ping- facebook message.
"Anon, my sister just called me and her boyfriend is being irresponsible and can't get her for her appointment today. I have to go get her and take her now. I am sorry. This makes me feel like a bitch... Can we reschedule?"
[I]FUCK.[/I] Launch is scrubbed, return to hanger.
So we're going to try and reschedule for tomorrow or something.
Me and my missus went to look at flats today :3
[QUOTE=Doozle;39156355]Me and my missus went to look at flats today :3[/QUOTE]
I am really afraid of moving together with my girlfriend someday, it feels like that I am being robbed of all my freedom and personal space.
[QUOTE=Platinumcs;39153595]He said that 'nothing woulda happened anyway' which at the time I kinda agreed with him because she hadn't exactly shown a lot of interest. But I talked to her on facebook today and she said 'i wish i had more time to get to know you too :)'
That smilie face means I was in, for sure
edit: it doesn't help that I have a thing for German/Swiss/Swedish/similar girls, and they are hard to find in outback Australia :([/QUOTE]
I'm Norwegian, tell me her name and maybe I can relay some messages/presents if you need it done.
[QUOTE=junker|154;39156378]I am really afraid of moving together with my girlfriend someday, it feels like that I am being robbed of all my freedom and personal space.[/QUOTE]
What is wrong with living in your own places? Nobody is forcing you to live together.
One day you will live with your girlfriend together, at least I want to. It's pretty natural and a big step in a relationship. I want it one day but I am afraid that I won't have time on my own or just have personal space.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39157195]i'm afraid that when i live together with my gf i'll just go all bitch step off i need to watch my gamegrumps and then she'll be like you're not the man i thought you were
and then orchestral music will play on the background while we both look out of the window, peering into the rainy background of a gloomy city[/QUOTE]
is worrying about stuff what you do for a living?
[editline]9th January 2013[/editline]
relax, d00d
leave the comedy to jon and arin pls
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39154037]lmao are you for real
pussy comes and pussy goes you'll get another chance[/QUOTE]
But Norwegian was for him like caviar. An extravagance.
[QUOTE=junker|154;39156774]One day you will live with your girlfriend together, at least I want to. It's pretty natural and a big step in a relationship. I want it one day but I am afraid that I won't have time on my own or just have personal space.[/QUOTE]
i thought the same thing before i moved in with my bf but in spite of living with two people i still have a lot of time to myself. we all have school and work and our schedules are pretty different.
plus i'm really self conscious but the whole no personal space thing hasn't really bothered me at all since moving here because i've realized my bf is even more of a slob than i am.
[QUOTE=Campin Carl;39156469]I'm Norwegian, tell me her name and maybe I can relay some messages/presents if you need it done.[/QUOTE]
Thanks bro, but I think it would be best for me to just move on :)
[QUOTE=Platinumcs;39161368]Thanks bro, but I think it would be best for me to just move on :)[/QUOTE]
Send her a clay mold of your penis, she'll fly back in a jiffy.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39157195]i'm afraid that when i live together with my gf i'll just go all bitch step off i need to watch my gamegrumps and then she'll be like you're not the man i thought you were
and then orchestral music will play on the background while we both look out of the window, peering into the rainy background of a gloomy city[/QUOTE]
I don't know what would happen if my gf got in the middle of me and my gamegrumps addiction.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39164506]i'd probably smack a bitch and then she'd start crying because i've been going downhill, only watching gamegrumps rarely eating or drinking except to sustain myself enough to watch more gamegrumps and she'll cry and compare gamegrumps to weed needles i've been willingly injecting
but the plus would be i'd probably reach a moment of clarity and realize life is more than just gamegrumps, i would change and we'd live together forever in eternal bliss[/QUOTE]
story needs goofballs
I live with my girlfriend currently, but we live in a house with 3 others.
Personal space or whatever isn't really a problem, I have my own room here so when everyone's doing my head in, I'll normally go hide. Mess about with my decks or whatever. I rarely want to hide from my girlfriend and if I need a bit of space from I'll just go for a walk, maybe have a quick one in the pub.
My only issue in this house is that no one likes to keep it clean the way i do. Sometimes I'll get in from work and there will be pans and shit all over the kitchen. My girlfriend does a great job of cleaning up after the others though, I feel bad about it because she only really does it for me, because mess stresses me out. Which in turn makes me a bit arsey, which then stresses my lass out. But over the past couple of weeks it's just been us two here so it's been really quiet and pleasant.
We're looking at some more flats today. Hopefully the ones were looking at today are nicer than the ones we saw yesterday. It's exciting stuff But also Quite scary; got to think about utilities and Internet and council tax (kind got fucked over on this one, went on holiday for a week when it was due, then I stayed at my mums for a week over Christmas then I got back and received a court summons for not paying it :v:)
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39164506]i'd probably smack a bitch and then she'd start crying because i've been going downhill, only watching gamegrumps rarely eating or drinking except to sustain myself enough to watch more gamegrumps and she'll cry and compare gamegrumps to weed needles i've been willingly injecting
but the plus would be i'd probably reach a moment of clarity and realize life is more than just gamegrumps, i would change and we'd live together forever in eternal bliss[/QUOTE]
but then you get run over by a drunk driver and the MADD logo flashes on the screen.
dont let ur love end early. plz no drunk driving.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;39164506]i'd probably smack a bitch and then she'd start crying because i've been going downhill, only watching gamegrumps rarely eating or drinking except to sustain myself enough to watch more gamegrumps and she'll cry and compare gamegrumps to weed needles i've been willingly injecting
but the plus would be i'd probably reach a moment of clarity and realize life is more than just gamegrumps, i would change and we'd live together forever in eternal bliss[/QUOTE]
And then she'd tell you to goof hawk yourself.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39153887]Drive him to the woods without saying a word the entire time you're driving.
Park deep in the woods (or in Australia's case, the desert) and tell him in your coldest voice to get out of the car.
He may say "why? what's going on?" Don't reply, just get out of the car, he'll follow.
Open the trunk and take out your hunting riffle. Say you'll give him a 1 minute head start before the hunt begins.
He will go all "come on, you're joking right? right?" don't answer, at this point, load your rifle *catching* and turn the safety off.
If at this point he does not realize how grave his situation is and still thinks you're joking, point the riffle at his heat. REMEMBER - cold expression and not a word.
If still the imbecile does not realize he has to run, shoot him in the foot and tell him "you have 1 minute before the hunt begins"
Wait 1 minute.
Follow the blood trail and Hunt that cock sucking arse![/QUOTE]
I love you for this idea.. thank you behemoth.
[QUOTE=Doozle;39165163]My only issue in this house is that no one likes to keep it clean the way i do. Sometimes I'll get in from work and there will be pans and shit all over the kitchen. My girlfriend does a great job of cleaning up after the others though, I feel bad about it because she only really does it for me, because mess stresses me out. Which in turn makes me a bit arsey, which then stresses my lass out. But over the past couple of weeks it's just been us two here so it's been really quiet and pleasant.[/QUOTE]
yep
my roommate and bf don't like doing dishes and i'm pretty sure they haven't cleaned their bathrooms since they moved in here so i've been spending hours every week cleaning the entire place. i don't mind it for now though seeing as school hasn't started yet so i don't have anything better to do.
We saw a few flats, the one we liked most is a bit pricey at £550 a month, but it was fucking gorgeous. Huge living room, huge bedroom, nice kitchen and dining area and a very fresh bathroom. All with lots of natural. Living Room looks out onto a huge park. But best of all it's got a creepy as fuck basement
Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart.
No we don't, and shut the fuck up bitch, I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.
[QUOTE=viper shtf;39177986]Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart.
No we don't, and [B]shut the fuck up bitch[/B], I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.[/QUOTE]
Umm, the idea of 'finding bars that don't check your age at the front door' kind of proves you know nothing about how bars work and also 'fuckhead college kids' kind of proves you know nothing about how college works and wow are you rude
No offence, but if this is how you think about people all the time then she could probably find greener pastures by jumping into a volcano
[QUOTE=viper shtf;39177986]Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart.
No we don't, and shut the fuck up bitch, I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.[/QUOTE]
She probably ditched you because you have the maturity of a 12 year old.
[editline]11th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=viper shtf;39177986]Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart.
No we don't, and shut the fuck up bitch, I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.[/QUOTE]
Its natural to be angry after a breakup, especially if you don't believe the reasons are right for it. Just move on and try to find someone else. I think if you try to reconcile by doing things like moving closer to her or going to college when you don't want to that it will only end badly. so just move on
[QUOTE=viper shtf;39177986]Fuck, my gf broke up with me. Her fucking reasons don't even make sense. 1. We live too far apart.
No we don't, and shut the fuck up bitch, I've been driving to see you, not the other way around. She's older than me. So? Find bars that don't check your age at the front door. Or get drunk at home. There is no other way me being under 21 is an issue. 3. I haven't been to college, and I'm not sure I want to go. So? Her silly as has a masters degree in math, and she's only making $37000 or so a year. If I get this job I'm interviewing for, I'll be making most of that, without blowing six years with fuckhead college kids.[/QUOTE]
Don't blame her to be honest, you speak to her like you speak about her?
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