How I got my dick in a ball of yarn for Hezzy. NSFW

[Soderholm]

:silent:

[Funky Pickle]

[QUOTE=haushippo;22593605]atebitlord is 14.[/QUOTE]
Did you see the picture? He looked like a freakin' gorilla! But at least that helped hide away his junk.

[FFStudios]

Trim that bush bro. I mean don't get all of it off because that's mad bad yo, just trip that.

[GoldenGnome]

i want to post a dick too

[IMG]http://iggydonnelly.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dick-cheney1.jpg[/IMG]

[UprightBlue]

Why is it that once an attention whore is taken care of, another one pops up the next day.

[ASmellyOgre]

So, I've always wondered why the hell people like to post pictures of their dicks. Can you answer this for me, Atebitlord?

[JimisHalpertis]

[QUOTE=Overworld;22594445]Why is it that once an attention whore is taken care of, another one pops up the next day.[/QUOTE]
'Cause people like showing their dicks.

[suttles]

because dicks are cool.

[GoldenGnome]

[QUOTE=FFStudios;22594434]Trim that bush bro. I mean don't get all of it off because that's mad bad yo, just trip that.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://blogs.southflorida.com/citylink_dansweeney/2005-10-2-george-bush.jpg[/IMG]

[JWJ]

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;22594442]i want to post a dick too

[IMG]http://iggydonnelly.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dick-cheney1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

So do I
[img]http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/1192/gnome.png[/img]

[sp]loljkiloveyou[/sp]

[UprightBlue]

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;22594453]So, I've always wondered why the hell people like to post pictures of their dicks. Can you answer this for me, Atebitlord?[/QUOTE]

because people think that whoring themselves to what they consider to be a higher power, that they will get some sort of reward.

[GoldenGnome]

[QUOTE=JWJ;22594469]So do I
[img]http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/1192/gnome.png[/img]

[sp]loljkiloveyou[/sp][/QUOTE]

that is an imposter

my avatar is clearly animated.

[Nny]

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;22594453]So, I've always wondered why the hell people like to post pictures of their dicks. Can you answer this for me, Atebitlord?[/QUOTE]

It has everything to do with finding acceptance or attaining a higher social niche. And being a horny naïve teenager.

This was not the way to do it.

[JimisHalpertis]

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;22594486]that is an imposter

my avatar is clearly animated.[/QUOTE]
But it looks like you

[Fire Kracker]

[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;22594429]Did you see the picture? He looked like a freakin' gorilla! But at least that helped hide away his junk.[/QUOTE]
14 year olds usually have that amount of hair

[editline]02:30AM[/editline]

hezzy is in possession of child pornography

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22594524]14 year olds usually have that amount of hair

[editline]02:30AM[/editline]

hezzy is in possession of child pornography[/QUOTE]

he is 18 years old, good reading of the thread

[Fire Kracker]

[QUOTE=Suttles;22594542]he is 18 years old, good reading of the thread[/QUOTE]
no

i read it i don't believe it

[GoldenGnome]

[QUOTE=gameplaya89;22594501]But it looks like you[/QUOTE]

i've been framed.

the crime?

being a dick.

[JimisHalpertis]

[QUOTE=Suttles;22594542]he is 18 years old, good reading of the thread[/QUOTE]
Reading the thread made it sound like 8bit is 14.

[theguydude]

Atleast he didn't fuck his cat.

Oh wait.

(:smug:)

[Fire Kracker]

[QUOTE=gameplaya89;22594612]Reading the thread made it sound like 8bit is 14.[/QUOTE]
exactly

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22594589]no

i read it i don't believe it[/QUOTE]
offtopic:
your avatar is awesome.

I need the source.

[Alyx Zark]

Reasons like this are why I need to become a gold member. That shit IS gold....and tiny.

[JimisHalpertis]

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;22594607]i've been framed.

the crime?

being a dick.[/QUOTE]
you have to clear your name.

[suttles]

found a thread with a picture of his jizz
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/C6E3Y.jpg[/IMG]

[Decaf Cobra]

The nature of this threat confuses me greatly.

[gerbile4]

Wow.
You whore. You fucking attention whore. Do people not give you enough attention in real life you need to put pics of your dick on the internet and make up some shitty story about it?
You are pathetic.
Kill yourself.

[IamTehKings]

Now I had to trim the yarn so you could see it better and this was done in about 5 minutes with a laptop, but still it worked out okay.

[IMG]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4526/postal.jpg[/IMG]

[JimisHalpertis]

[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;22594664]The nature of this threat confuses me greatly.[/QUOTE]
I feel threatened.

[gerbile4]

[QUOTE=Suttles;22594626]offtopic:
your avatar is awesome.

I need the source.[/QUOTE]

You too.
Kill yourself.