A Simple Guide to being Alpha - Getting Girls!! - General

[QUOTE=babo;23778670][img]http://i36.tinypic.com/1ptcn5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How shallow can a person get? :l

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;23778725]why are people taking this thread so seriously[/QUOTE] Yeah, really. Don't they see the posts of users with muscular avatars that just joined today? :sigh: They're not alts, no. Also post picture of dick with Facepnuch written on it.

[QUOTE=Gengar;23778767]Also post picture of dick with Facepnuch written on it.[/QUOTE] too long for his 2 incher, try FP [editline]04:06PM[/editline] or the logo

[QUOTE=babo;23778670][IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/1ptcn5.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] :sigh:

[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;23778811]too long for his 2 incher, try FP [editline]04:06PM[/editline] or the logo[/QUOTE] I was planning on that clever comeback, too :frown:

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;23778725]why are people taking this thread so seriously[/QUOTE] This. Relax brahs. I'm going now but I shall leave with some parting images for you to admire: [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/pu78k.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/2ufaohc.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/o5svex.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/1gm7bt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i32.tinypic.com/f20av7.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/118nlft.jpg[/IMG]

nvm you guys can continue to take it seriously, it makes it very entertaining continue!

how do you feel about bushwick bills famous line "lifting weights will make you bigger, but lift me you'll be a dead ass nigga" ?

[QUOTE=babo;23778845]This. Relax brahs. I'm going now but I shall leave with some parting images for you to admire: [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/pu78k.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] couldn't help but laugh at the short asian dude on the right

so will i bee seeing u guys on the news upcomming gay pride @Amsterdam?/

1st pic you have a boner. 2nd pic you have a tiny airsoft m16 in your hand. So manly. 3rd pic you are looking down at your tiny boner. 4th pic you are also looking down at your tiny boner. 6th pic your wearing the shortest shorts I'd like to see on you. Ever. A gay guy who is always horny?

[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;23778889]so will i bee seeing u guys on the news upcomming gay pride @Amsterdam?/[/QUOTE] You'll be seeing us on the Australian version of Jersey Shore, perhaps

[QUOTE=babo;23778911]You'll be seeing us on the Australian version of Jersey Shore, perhaps[/QUOTE] oh, so you agreed with me when i said you were terrible people then, because the only people on jersey shore are terrible people good to know [editline]09:17AM[/editline] Also, going where? It's midnight in Australia. You don't have anywhere to go. Unless, of course, you're LYING and trying to leave with your dignity intact. Come at me brah, I already took it from you. Hard to believe I know.

As side-splittingly hilarious as this thread is, I shall only stop by briefly to present to you another picture of the OP: [img]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3394/sat4.jpg[/img] Nice lip-gloss you got there princess

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23778964] Nice lip-gloss you got there princess[/QUOTE] also that's probably his sister next to him and not a random "hot chick" as he claims he is so often with :ssh:

OP is just a douche bag.

Thread should have been called: A Simple Guide to being an Asshole - Losing Friends!!

I judge a man's honesty on a picture of his penis. I need it babo so I can see if you are honest.

smug fag

OP, I can kick you and your brothers ass alone. Where in the States are you going too?

Oh wait, what the fuck, I just noticed...the fuck is up with the knee cap ? It's disgusting. (4th pic)

[IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/o5svex.jpg[/IMG] ^ OP having a boner

This thread be chock full of beta males.

Wow. What would you do if some "Beta" came at you and insulted you for insulting his friends? Would you just punch him?

Insult him back in a better/smarter/funnier way. Most of the time, despite how tough kids try to act, they know that the Alpha male is better than them. They talk a lot of smack, but in most cases, they aren't willing to take real action. I've known plenty of guys that came up to me trying to start shit only to get ridiculously burned by a barrage of insults, eventually walking away with their heads down. I try to be more of a Tucker Max style Alpha male. I don't enjoy getting in fights and whatnot, so I show my prowess by having a sharp tongue and being successful with the ladies.

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;23779381]Insult him back in a better/smarter/funnier way. Most of the time, despite how tough kids try to act, they know that the Alpha male is better than them. [B] They talk a lot of smack, but in most cases, they aren't willing to take real action.[/B] I've known plenty of guys that came up to me trying to start shit only to get ridiculously burned by a barrage of insults, eventually walking away with their heads down. I try to be more of a Tucker Max style Alpha male. I don't enjoy getting in fights and whatnot, so I show my prowess by having a sharp tongue and being successful with the ladies.[/QUOTE] You would be surprised...at last at my school. Nobody takes shit, and nobody acts better than the other. It's cool.

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;23779381]Insult him back in a better/smarter/funnier way. Most of the time, despite how tough kids try to act, they know that the Alpha male is better than them. They talk a lot of smack, but in most cases, they aren't willing to take real action. I've known plenty of guys that came up to me trying to start shit only to get ridiculously burned by a barrage of insults, eventually walking away with their heads down. I try to be more of a Tucker Max style Alpha male. I don't enjoy getting in fights and whatnot, so I show my prowess by having a sharp tongue and being successful with the ladies.[/QUOTE] Alpha males shouldn't concern themselves with putting down everyone else They should do what alpha males do in other species, which is raping women and eating raw gazelle Whereas the rest of us will busy ourselves with inventing interstellar space travel

Fighting is so last millenium.

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23779443] They should do what alpha males do in other species, which is raping women and eating raw gazelle [/QUOTE] Alpha's Raw Gazelle. What a great idea for a restaurant.

In the sane world I come from, everyone is a person, not a pack of wolves. Unless you're the OP, because he's part of a pack of douchebags.