• A Simple Guide to being Alpha - Getting Girls!!
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You're completely misunderstanding the point. Being an Alpha male isn't about putting everyone else down. It's about being the best, and when someone challenges you for that title, you step up to challenge them. Some people do it through physical fighting. Some people do it with insults. Some people tell jokes and win the crowd (win the crowd = win the discussion), and so on. Alpha males aren't just walking meatheads, they have to be intelligent as well. We don't walk around proclaiming our superiority. I don't walk into parties at apartments and say out loud "Hey everyone, I'm better than you all." None of that needs to be said because they can see it themselves. They know by the way I am holding myself up and acting that I am an Alpha male. I don't insult people unless they've insulted me/are an idiot/are fat girls. You kids are too caught up on that to get past it. If anything, Alpha males will be the ones that invent interstellar space travel. There's more than one type of Alpha male, you kids need to realize that you don't need to be a douche/guido or whatever to be classified as an alpha male. I'm a decent sized dude, but I'm definitely no meathead. I'm also pretty ugly. However, I'm smart, strong, funny, and confident. Ingredients that make up Alpha males.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;23779548]You're completely misunderstanding the point. Being an Alpha male isn't about putting everyone else down. It's about being the best, and when someone challenges you for that title, you step up to challenge them. Some people do it through physical fighting. Some people do it with insults. Some people tell jokes and win the crowd (win the crowd = win the discussion), and so on. Alpha males aren't just walking meatheads, they have to be intelligent as well. We don't walk around proclaiming our superiority. I don't walk into parties at apartments and say out loud "Hey everyone, I'm better than you all." None of that needs to be said because they can see it themselves. They know by the way I am holding myself up and acting that I am an Alpha male. I don't insult people unless they've insulted me/are an idiot/are fat girls. You kids are too caught up on that to get past it. If anything, Alpha males will be the ones that invent interstellar space travel. There's more than one type of Alpha male, you kids need to realize that you don't need to be a douche/guido or whatever to be classified as an alpha male. I'm a decent sized dude, but I'm definitely no meathead. I'm also pretty ugly. However, I'm smart, strong, funny, and confident. Ingredients that make up Alpha males.[/QUOTE] That's all very good but I thought we got past all this "dominant male" thing around the time we moved out of caves
I like how OP values his entire existence by his looks.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;23779502]Alpha's Raw Gazelle. What a great idea for a restaurant.[/QUOTE] indeed it is
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23779599]That's all very good but I thought we got past all this "dominant male" thing around the time we moved out of caves[/QUOTE] Seeing as he probably gets more ass than the majority of facepunchers, no we haven't really.
Also OP, do you know how to pull up your fucking boxers?
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23779599]That's all very good but I thought we got past all this "dominant male" thing around the time we moved out of caves[/QUOTE] Caves and basements have a lot in common.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;23779548]Some people do it through physical fighting. Some people do it with insults. Some people tell jokes and win the crowd, and so on.[/QUOTE] i do all at the same time i dropkick u to the face while insulting u and winning the crowd
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23779599]That's all very good but I thought we got past all this "dominant male" thing around the time we moved out of caves[/QUOTE] That's such a ridiculous point of view to have. Our brains haven't changed all too much since we've moved out of caves. Despite all of our technological and cultural advances, we are still humans, we are still animals. We are still driven by primal urges to survive and reproduce. The people that don't have these urges are a very small minority. If we're all past the "dominant male" thing, why do we need leaders? If we're all equal to each other, why do we expect someone to take charge of groups of people, whether it's a small workgroup or an entire country? The bottom line is that a heirarchy still exists today. The majority of the population (Beta males and females) lack the ability to make decisions for themselves, so they look up to leaders (Alpha males) for guidance. You must remember that not all leaders are voted for. When you join a group for a school project and one of the kids steps up and starts directing everything, he is proclaiming himself as the Alpha male of the group. Denial is expected, though. A lot of Beta males have a hard time accepting that they are Beta males, so they spew crap about how they'd prefer to not be cavemen and whatnot, not understanding at all what an actual Alpha male is. Dumbass jocks and whatnot are not Alpha males because they lack intelligence. Nerdy-but-cool kids are not Alpha males because they lack physical ability. True Alpha males have a combination of all positive traits. Like I've said before, you kids need to realize that douche =/= Alpha male. Zyzz (or Babo, I dunno what he changed his name to) may look like one of those dumbass jocks or whatever, but he's actually a nerd like a lot of you kids. I think y'all are just so caught up on being defensive that you're attacking him blindly, not realizing that he has both brains and brawn. I don't think I'd want to be friends with him, but mostly because it's a bad idea to throw two extremely narcissistic people into the same room. Shit would go down.
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Why do you need muscles when you can have guns?
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;23779878]That's such a ridiculous point of view to have. Our brains haven't changed all too much since we've moved out of caves. Despite all of our technological and cultural advances, we are still humans, we are still animals. We are still driven by primal urges to survive and reproduce. The people that don't have these urges are a very small minority. If we're all past the "dominant male" thing, why do we need leaders? If we're all equal to each other, why do we expect someone to take charge of groups of people, whether it's a small workgroup or an entire country? The bottom line is that a heirarchy still exists today. The majority of the population (Beta males and females) lack the ability to make decisions for themselves, so they look up to leaders (Alpha males) for guidance. You must remember that not all leaders are voted for. When you join a group for a school project and one of the kids steps up and starts directing everything, he is proclaiming himself as the Alpha male of the group. Denial is expected, though. A lot of Beta males have a hard time accepting that they are Beta males, so they spew crap about how they'd prefer to not be cavemen and whatnot, not understanding at all what an actual Alpha male is. Dumbass jocks and whatnot are not Alpha males because they lack intelligence. Nerdy-but-cool kids are not Alpha males because they lack physical ability. True Alpha males have a combination of all positive traits. Like I've said before, you kids need to realize that douche =/= Alpha male. Zyzz (or Babo, I dunno what he changed his name to) may look like one of those dumbass jocks or whatever, but he's actually a nerd like a lot of you kids. I think y'all are just so caught up on being defensive that you're attacking him blindly, not realizing that he has both brains and brawn. I don't think I'd want to be friends with him, but mostly because it's a bad idea to throw two extremely narcissistic people into the same room. Shit would go down.[/QUOTE] I've got no prob with him being "alpha and dominant", I just hate it when assholes treat women like objects and value meaningless casual sex over a genuine relationship. Being the "alpha male" doesn't mean that you have to go around sticking your dick into every syphilis-infected hole you can see. [editline]04:30PM[/editline] I know I'm a "beta male," and I'm happy about that. I really just don't give a shit. If you're the alpha dog more fucking power to you. [editline]04:31PM[/editline] P.S you're a douche.
I'm always DESTROYING VAGINA because WEAK PUNY BETA MALES are PUSSIES (the kind I [b]don't[/b] want to have fucking tons of awesome sex with). So, Zyzz is still a tool. What else is new?
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;23779835]i do all at the same time i dropkick u to the face while insulting u and winning the crowd[/QUOTE] oh shit bro you are so alpha omfg xD
Being alpha male you get the sheepish blondes, looks but nothing else.
The actual person that the troll is posting was some guy on a body building forum that got banned for using steroids.
lol alpha male usually means a confident leader, I like how everyone’s assuming they have to be packed full of muscles, these days lots of alpha males are "the intelligent one" as opposed to "the strong one"
I don't view anyone as an alpha male. If someone steps up and takes everything into his control I still dont view him as some alpha male. If he acts like an asshole towards me then I will think of him as an asshole, if he acts nice towards me (and everyone else) then I will think that he is a good guy. Fuck you and your alpha shit, I will stand up to anyone if he is being an asshole.
[QUOTE=themiki;23780510]I don't view anyone as an alpha male. If someone steps up and takes everything into his control I still dont view him as some alpha male. If he acts like an asshole towards me then I will think of him as an asshole, if he acts nice towards me (and everyone else) then I will think that he is a good guy. Fuck you and your alpha shit, I will stand up to anyone if he is being an asshole.[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah.
Zzyz and his fuck buddies = conceited, cocky arrogant pricks. I hate people like you. I respect the fact that you have put a lot of work into your body, but seriously reading this thread and some of the replies sums you up as a complete dickhead, brah. You could be a pretty cool guy if you change your shit personality. Because i bet all of your friends think like you do and have the same philosophy on life as you do.
ITT: FP gets trolled
You may be an Alpha male, but you don't have an Alpha dick.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;23780172]Being alpha male you get the sheepish blondes, looks but nothing else.[/QUOTE] What. I've dated dunce girls and I've dated intelligent girls. Slutty girls and religiously abstinent girls. Girls that party and girls that stay inside and paint. I really don't understand why the concept is so hard for you to grasp. Alpha males can engage in relations with any kind of girl they see fit. If a dude is looking for a quick fix, of course he's going to gun for sluts, they require the least effort. It's foolish to say that that is the [I]only[/I] kind of girl an Alpha male can get, though. That's one of the perks of being physically fit, intelligent, and funny. No type of girl is impossible to attract when you're a real Alpha male, except for girls that actually gun for weaker dudes that they can walk all over.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;23779878] hurr alpha male[/quote] I read through your post and typed out 3 paragraphs of information, but realized that you have absolutely no fucking clue as to what you're talking about, so it'd be like arguing with a blanket. I suggest you go back to school.
My god, I think I have never laughed so much in my life after reading through this thread.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776921]This is how you move up the social hierarchy at school. It is proven to work. I don't recommend insulting them after you leave school.[/QUOTE] Social hierarchy is bullshit. I'm friends with the most "popular" kids and the loners. Most of the guys (Aka the ones who aren't complete douches like you said, thought they have barely any friends outside their group) are generally friends with people up and down the "ladder." Once you start being a prick and a egotistic fucktard, you'll get the whores, they'll also leave you in a heartbeat. You will lose most of your friends as well.
This guide is for people who want to be tough, muscle-mountains who tend to compensate for what they are missing downstairs. And I, as well, would rather have the other 5% than some dumb blonde bitch who asks for diamons 24/7.
Alpha males are always buggy and not final. [sp]pun[/sp]
Too bad this doesn't work well if you are gay, so OP does this just for his body.
Aren't Beta's the Alpha's lieutenants, who get lesser females to handle? Fuck this herd mentality, my transhumanist ubermensch mind is beyond it. [QUOTE=TheForeigner;23780172]Being alpha male you get the sheepish blondes, looks but nothing else.[/QUOTE] Exactly what the ''alpha'' apes want.
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