[QUOTE=esalaka;23776969]So this guide tells how to get laid with every slut in your school?[/QUOTE]
Pretty much. It wasn't the sort of thing that I thought necessitated a guide but hey, whatever.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776921]This is how you move up the social hierarchy at school. It is proven to work.
I don't recommend insulting them after you leave school.[/QUOTE]
What if I pick on you because you pick on other people? Am I Omega male?
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776642][b]Girls strive for an Alpha male. It is what they desire in life, and will do a lot to sex with.[/b]
[b]You are a Beta. You take orders from others and get taken advantage of, girls see you as a friend.
95% of Girls will cheat on you if they feel they can have sex with an Alpha.[/b]
[/QUOTE]
1) Girls strive to get laid with the cool guy, and obviously don't care about being happy, as long as they have the apha male.
2) I don't take orders from anyone, (I don't consider myslelf alpha, i'm still nerdy and spent alot of the time on facepunch or attempting to understand different coding) I have been cheated on once, out of all 14 girls I have been with over the past 3+ years.
My conclusion is a statement with as much truth as yours. [b]75% of all alpha males will commit knife crime, the others in soriety gang fights[/b]
So, Zyzz, how does it feel to have a set future sitting in that rocking chair, alone, with no children?
I can generalise just as much as you, good sir. :colbert:
automerge :Dawkins102:
I'd rather be an omega if this is what an alpha is.
[QUOTE=Floreum;23777031]So, how does it feel to have a set future sitting in that rocking chair, alone, with no children?[/QUOTE]
So true, being confident is one thing, but being a douchebag gets you nowhere in life. I used to be cocky and arrogant when I was younger, but I grew out of it before it got any worse.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;23777017]What if I pick on you because you pick on other people? Am I Omega male?[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't pick on me bro.
[img]http://www.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/gallery/zyzzz/az11.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777058]You wouldn't pick on me bro.
[img_thumb]http://www.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/gallery/zyzzz/az11.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I would. You look too easy, you're all talk. That's why you're on a forum trying to make people think you're cool, the man. But everyone saw right through you.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777058]You wouldn't pick on me bro.
[img_thumb]http://www.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/gallery/zyzzz/az11.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Nobody could hurt you because weapons won't be invented until the next century.
and i'm pretty sure 10~ nerds armed with keyboards and computer casing alike would barely scratch your [b][i]MUSCLES OF STEEL[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777058]You wouldn't pick on me bro.
[img]http://www.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/gallery/zyzzz/az11.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Being toned doesn't make you a good fighter. Hell, any army soldier could kick your ass in a fight, even one that's short and fat.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777058]You wouldn't pick on me bro.
[img]http://www.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/gallery/zyzzz/az11.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Where is your penis?
If you're so "alpha" and such, why are you on an internet forum geared towards gaming and computing, activities which are "nerdy" and therefore considered "beta"?
[QUOTE=Floreum;23777098]I would. You look too easy, you're all talk.[/QUOTE]
Come at me. If you live in Australia PM me a meet up place.
If you are American. I am going to be travelling across USA next year. PM me a meet up place.
If you live else where. Sorry bro, looks like we can't do this unless you come to me.
personally i consider myself more of a phi,
[QUOTE=Swebonny;23777126]Where is your penis?[/QUOTE]
Underneath that big ego, he has a small penor. Funny.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777137]Come at me. If you live in Australia PM me a meet up place.
If you are American. I am going to be travelling across USA next year. PM me a meet up place.
If you live else where. Sorry bro, looks like we can't do this unless you come to me.[/QUOTE]
Canada.
Lol, some of this is wrong and some of it is right at the same time, but most of you should pay attention anyway, you might find you have better success with women.
I'd go to the effort of making a better guide, but hell, the essentials are here. You should all internalize this.
[QUOTE=FerrisWheel;23777135]If you're so "alpha" and such, why are you on an internet forum geared towards gaming and computing, activities which are "nerdy" and therefore considered "beta"?[/QUOTE]
Majority are nerds
Doesn't mean everyone is
[QUOTE=WebOfTrust;23777184]Majority are nerds
Doesn't mean everyone is[/QUOTE]
But why come here then?
Who needs girls anyways
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;23777120]Being toned doesn't make you a good fighter. Hell, any army soldier could kick your ass in a fight, even one that's short and fat.[/QUOTE]
I am currently 205 lbs 6'1 at around 6% body fat.
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/mk9j87.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Swebonny;23777126]Where is your penis?[/QUOTE]
You homo? PM'ing you some pics seen as you asked.....
Rape is so much easier.
[QUOTE=Floreum;23777168]Underneath that big ego, he has a small penor. Funny.
Canada.[/QUOTE]
You want a PM too bro?
ITT: People take this thread seriously.
PM me please :neckbeard:
This is OP at the age of 17.
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1280493588262.jpg[/img_thumb]
This is OP before and after he juiced
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1278675449066.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777203]I am currently 205 lbs 6'1 at around 6% body fat.
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/mk9j87.jpg[/img]
You homo? PM'ing you some pics seen as you asked.....[/QUOTE]
I have lower bodyfat than that, then again I am really skinny being 5'11" at 119 pounds. I don't give a fuck whether I have muscles because it's something anyone can get if they work hard enough for it.
keep thinking you're alpha male buddy. The chicks you got with were most likely sluts anyway.
I could kick your arse. Once.
Some girl is texting me and one said "give me a shag"
I'm scared guys...
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