ITT: OP decides "oh hey everyone on dis body build place is body build ai am not da biggest idunno wat to do, oh hey an indernet fowum for a game, dey is bound to wuv ma muscle lolol i am so alpha everyone else is beta!"
We have gordon freeman, he will kick your ass.. with [b][i][u][highlight]SCIENCE![/highlight][/u][/i][/b]
Oh wow.
Also I really do hope this becomes another internet dick waving contest because they are hilarious. Remember the fight thread a year or so ago? Chock full of people acting like they had 4 black belts, giving tips to the OP on how do triple fly kick the enemy (and if you told them they were nerds that watch too much anime fights, they usually went "giv me ur adress fucker ill kick ure ass!!!1").
Also I could have sworn I saw you in a Tinychat I was in earlier, you got banned as soon as you got in.
[QUOTE=Canary;23777246]Some girl is texting me and one said "give me a shag"
I'm scared guys...[/QUOTE]
According to the thread you must now either say, "yeah whatever" or just call her a bitch?..
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776921]This is how you move up the social hierarchy at school. It is proven to work.
I don't recommend insulting them after you leave school.[/QUOTE]
Nope. Out of high school, this is a quick way to lose your social proof and paint yourself as a guy [B]trying[/B] to be the Alpha.
A true Alpha Male is secure in himself and doesn't need to insult others, unless the situation warrants it (rarely does it). The loud, braggart asshole act may work on (admittedly still hot) 7s or 8s that are club girls (with secretly low self esteem, hence why they're always at clubs to get men's validation), but you'll lose out with the really high value girls.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777203]
You homo? PM'ing you some pics seen as you asked.....[/QUOTE]
Write Facepunch on it while you are at it.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;23777232]I have lower bodyfat than that, then again I am really skinny being 5'11" at 119 pounds. I don't give a fuck whether I have muscles because it's something anyone can get if they work hard enough for it.[/QUOTE]
No you don't. Someone at that low bodyfat level at that weight and height would be classed anorexic. The more muscle mass you have the less percentage body fat you have.
stop visiting /r9k/
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777209]You want a PM too bro?[/QUOTE]
Are you gay.
i am alpha male
I cud beat u bro my mum said so.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;23777304]stop visiting /r9k/[/QUOTE]
At least it isn't /b/.
fuck you guys get trolled easily, that's not the real zyzz, he's just pretending to be the guy in the pictures. he avoided the question when asked for a timestamp.
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;23777371]fuck you guys get trolled easily, that's not the real zyzz, he's just pretending to be the guy in the pictures. he avoided the question when asked for a timestamp.[/QUOTE]
What is a timestamp ffs? I Asked earlier. Tell me and I do.
I'm beta and proud of it.
At least I don't be a prick to others.
I don't need to be an alpha male to get a sweet girlfriend.
I like it how everyone has just gone and pointed out that Zyzz is a failure.
Date time function of your camera
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;23777371]fuck you guys get trolled easily, that's not the real zyzz, he's just pretending to be the guy in the pictures. he avoided the question when asked for a timestamp.[/QUOTE]
Most likely, but whatever.
Well guys if you wana get laid the op is right, he didnt say be a complete dick to everyone around you and shit but you do have to be an alpha, also this guide isnt going to work if you look like shit, and im sure half the people on here wouldnt be able to pull this off simply because of looks not just the mentality. Im sorry if this offends anyone but thats the facts.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777379]What is a timestamp ffs? I Asked earlier. Tell me and I do.[/QUOTE]
write the current date and time on a piece of paper and take a pic of yourself holding it up, without photoshopping the time on the paper or something like that.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777379]What is a timestamp ffs? I Asked earlier. Tell me and I do.[/QUOTE]
Are you an idiot.
[IMG]http://forums.d2k5.com/index.php?action=media;sa=media;in=349;preview[/IMG]
look at that shit
i get all the chicks and i get laid 10 times every day
You faggots are all unfit, ugly and jealous because this guy gets more pussy than you omegas. How do I know? I'm his brother [one in the middle]
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1280471916650.jpg[/img_thumb]
Have fun masturbating with your shit aesthetics.
I got laid when I was 12 and I was beta.
Your point is invalid because afterwards I fucked an 18 year old when I was 13.
I then got a blowjob of someone when I was 14.
Then I discovered facepunch and I have been single for 2 years...
You so sexy shirtless.....
Tough guy I'll meet you IRL and kick yo ass
At Nintendo
Haha, the OP thinks women find his disgustingly toned chest attractive. That's funny.
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[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23777435]You faggots are all unfit, ugly and jealous because this guy gets more pussy than you omegas. How do I know? I'm his brother [one in the middle]
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1280471916650.jpg[/img_thumb]
Have fun masturbating with your shit aesthetics.[/QUOTE]
august 2010
one post
yeah okay whatever man haha
Say what you actually want, and the nerds are probably freaking out "BUT BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!!!!?!?!"
simple then fucking don't, you've lived this long without pussy continue to, let the "douches" get the girls. In-fact I know a lot of people who do this, but don't have pierced ears or popped collars, the kids you see dressed like that aren't always the "alpha".
[QUOTE=Doomish;23777460]Haha, the OP thinks women find his disgustingly toned chest attractive. That's funny.
[editline]07:19AM[/editline]
august 2010
one post
yeah okay whatever man haha[/QUOTE]
You actually think women like fat fucks like you? Haha. I'm the guy your girlfriend fucks when she's out with friends, brah.
I for one, am not an "Alpha".
Simply because I have better things to do with my life than prance around like a fucking retard just to get chicks.
Though I do feel a little sympathetic towards the kind of guys who entire existence is devoted to attracting women, for they will never develop any real talents or skills. They'll just live out their meaningless lives and ultimately accomplish nothing. GG n00bs.
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