• A Simple Guide to being Alpha - Getting Girls!!
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I think Beta is better than Alpha, because the alpha cums before the beta. You don't just don't satisfy women if you come before the beta. :smug:
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;23777232]I have lower bodyfat than that, then again I am really skinny being 5'11" at 119 pounds. I don't give a fuck whether I have muscles because it's something anyone can get if they work hard enough for it.[/QUOTE] you a holocaust survivor bro? 5"11 119 WTF you weigh less than a 12 year old female
Heya guys, just calling in again, I went and called a girl a whore and she fucked my brains out.. literally. Now that I'm a moron I'm going to build up some muscle tissue and write guides on the internet. See ya all later!
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23777635]u mad?[/QUOTE] I hope you know that saying this is like wearing a big sign around your neck that says "I'm trolling". I hope you enjoyed your stay at Facepunch, musclebro, now get the fuck out.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23777635]Too fucking right it works, u mad?[/QUOTE] Kay I fucking swore can I join your cool club now brah?
[QUOTE=Doomish;23777662]I hope you know that saying this is like wearing a big sign around your neck that says "I'm trolling". I hope you enjoyed your stay at Facepunch, musclebro, now get the fuck out.[/QUOTE] Not trolling, just enjoying watching you skinnyfags make excuses for not getting girls. lol. Excuse me, I have a workout to continue.
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[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23777685]Not trolling, just enjoying watching you skinnyfags make excuses for not getting girls. lol. Excuse me, I have a workout to continue.[/QUOTE] Alpha as fuck, brah.
[IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/33cw3h0.jpg[/IMG] U 'mirin?
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;23777232]I have lower bodyfat than that, then again I am really skinny being 5'11" at 119 pounds. I don't give a fuck whether I have muscles because it's something anyone can get if they work hard enough for it.[/QUOTE] :highfive: I'm the exact same. Though it isn't really skinny, it's like 18 BMI, and 18.5 to 20-something is normal weight. Depending on what BMI calculator, it seems..
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23777685]Not trolling, just enjoying watching you skinnyfags make excuses for not getting girls. lol. Excuse me, I have a workout to continue.[/QUOTE] I didn't know using your keyboard to type and attempt to troll people on the internet was a workout. Unless you mean a finger workout of course. [editline]07:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=babo;23777713] U 'mirin?[/QUOTE] actually i'm laughing at how short and stumpy the guy on the right is
Regardless of whether or not your a troll . (Which I really hope you are). Alpha males do not feel the need to prove they are alpha . You just sound insecure , I really cant see any other reason why you come to a predominately gaming forum to show off your "alpha-ness" . No offence.
This thread is hilarious come at me bro
[QUOTE=acds;23777716]:highfive: I'm the exact same. Though it isn't really skinny, it's like 18 BMI, and 18.5 to 20-something is normal weight.[/QUOTE] Are you retarded 18.5-20 is normal weight, you're 18. That IS skinny.
Well he sent me a pic of his dick, now I'm satisfied and will leave the thread.
[QUOTE=Gazmanic;23777727]Regardless of whether or not your a troll . (Which I really hope you are). Alpha males do not feel the need to prove they are alpha . You just sound insecure , I really cant see any other reason why you come to a predominately gaming forum to show off your "alpha-ness" . No offence.[/QUOTE] For fun maybe? Because all you skinny frail weak people are getting so worked up over it, and that provides entertainment?
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777516]I'm pretty sure the whole purpose of an animal is to reproduce. If they cannot achieve this then their life is meaningless.[/QUOTE] One of the things that makes humans unique, is our ability to not follow instinct. For example: Instead of seeking food or mates all the time, we made things like art, television, video games, sports and hobbies. Alpha males are no better than sheep or flys, mindlessly pursuing their instinct to reproduce instead of thinking on their own and deciding how to spend their lives. This is what makes their lives meaningless, the inability to actually give themselves meaning.
[QUOTE=babo;23777756]For fun maybe? Because all you skinny frail weak people are getting so worked up over it, and that provides entertainment?[/QUOTE] oh hey look it's the definition of trolling hey definition of trolling how are you doing
[QUOTE=babo;23777713][IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/33cw3h0.jpg[/IMG] U 'mirin?[/QUOTE] U'gay?
Jus' going to leave this here for people to have fun with [url]http://memegenerator.net/Zyzzlol[/url] [QUOTE=babo;23777756]For fun maybe? Because all you skinny frail weak people are getting so worked up over it, and that provides entertainment?[/QUOTE] I'm getting worked up because you people are such fucking retards. You're no better than a bunch of gorrilas showing off how strong they are to smarter people holding them in a cage.
[QUOTE=Cureless;23777762]One of the things that makes humans unique, is our ability to not follow instinct. For example: Instead of seeking food or mates all the time, we made things like art, television, video games, sports and hobbies. Alpha males are no better than sheep or flys, mindlessly pursuing their instinct to reproduce instead of thinking on their own and deciding how to spend their lives. This is what makes their lives meaningless, the inability to actually give themselves meaning.[/QUOTE] I pursue the road to Godly Aesthetics and being the ultimate Alpha. Girls are just a by-product of this.
[QUOTE=Porcupine162;23777737]Are you retarded 18.5-20 is normal weight, you're 18. That IS skinny.[/QUOTE] "really skinny" as in "very skinny". I wouldn't say 0.5 under the normal weight is considered "very skinny". Though it isn't 18, it's 16.something (7 or 9), which probably is "very skinny", and I was wrong about my weight.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23777842]I pursue the road to Godly Aesthetics and being the ultimate Alpha. Girls are just a by-product of this.[/QUOTE] Only so many titles Psychiatrists would give this complex. <3
[QUOTE=Espio;23777832]Jus' going to leave this here for people to have fun with [url]http://memegenerator.net/Zyzzlol[/url] I'm getting worked up because you people are such fucking retards. You're no better than a bunch of gorrilas showing off how strong they are to smarter people holding them in a cage.[/QUOTE] Wow what a pointless Analogy. Derp Derp I am smarter than all of you because you have muscles so you must be dumb. Please go. I'm trying to help people in this thread. Please accept this and leave.
ahaha this thread
[QUOTE=acds;23777844]"really skinny" as in "very skinny". I wouldn't say 0.5 under the normal weight is considered "very skinny". Though it isn't 18, it's 16.something (7 or 9), which probably is "very skinny", and I was wrong about my weight.[/QUOTE] BMI is retarded. According to BMI a lot of pro athletes are "overweight" or even obese. You're just a skinny cunt, get over it, or do something about it.
Go back to /fit/.
[QUOTE=Sethorion;23777875]Go back to /fit/.[/QUOTE] I think you mean /douche/.
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/31/11578-brucie_gta4_super.jpg[/img] OP reminds me of this guy.
[QUOTE=Acesarge;23777898][img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/31/11578-brucie_gta4_super.jpg[/img] OP reminds me of this guy.[/QUOTE] He gets pussy.....
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